Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Pants
Chapter 3: The duel
*Early the next morning.
*Harry and Ron are sleeping in the dorm
Urkel: WAKE UP FELLAS!
Harry (waking up): say what?
Ron (waking up): Welcome back kotter!......oh it was just a dream
Urkel/Harry: what?
Ron: never mind
Harry:..wait a minute, why did you wake me up..Urkel?
Urkel: I simply awoke you because I wanted a friend
Harry: Right-o
Ron: Say what?
Urkel: You, Harry Potter, have been assigned to give me a tour of Hogwarts
Harry: .darn..ok im getting up
Ron: I'll come too, I know heaps of secret passageways!
Urkel: Really?
Ron: no
*A few minutes later the three adventurers are walking down the stairs into the great hall
Harry: and this is the great all
Urkel: WOW!
* [click] Urkel takes a picture with his oversized novelty camera
Urkel: Youre so cool Harry, I can tell we will become best friends
Harry: uh.yeah.I bet
*Harry, Ron and Urkel continue the tour
Chapter 3 part 2
The next day.
*Harry and Ron are sitting in the library, reading about potions
Ron: Hermione's late, I wonder what's keeping her
Harry: Probably finishing an extra credit essay
*Hermione and Urkel enter
Hermione: Sorry I'm late, things to do
Ron: What's he doing here?
Hermione: Oh, I'm his tutor
Urkel: You guys are a cool study group!
*Ron and Harry look at each other
Harry: I guess we should start
Urkel: Lets start with potions, there so beautiful. Just like you Hermione
Hermione: ohhh, thanks Urkel
*Ron and Harry look at each other
*A few minutes later the studying is well underway.
Ron: So a yellow potion and a blue potion make a green potion?
Harry: Yes Ron, but that's not potions, its fundamental color theory
*Hermione is laughing at a small piece of paper in her hand
Ron: What's so funny?
Hermione: Oh, nothing
*Ron grabs the note from Hermione's hand
Ron (reading aloud): "Harry smells"
Harry: What?
Urkel: hee hee hee
Hermione: Sorry Harry, it isn't funny
Harry: Urkel, you did this?
Urkel: Wow, look at the time! I've got to get to quidditch practice
*Urkel leaves quickly
Harry: He's playing quidditch too?
Ron: There's something strange about that character
Hermione: Oh grow up, I think he's sweet
Harry: Sweet? He said I smell!
*Early the next morning.
*Harry and Ron are sleeping in the dorm
Urkel: WAKE UP FELLAS!
Harry (waking up): say what?
Ron (waking up): Welcome back kotter!......oh it was just a dream
Urkel/Harry: what?
Ron: never mind
Harry:..wait a minute, why did you wake me up..Urkel?
Urkel: I simply awoke you because I wanted a friend
Harry: Right-o
Ron: Say what?
Urkel: You, Harry Potter, have been assigned to give me a tour of Hogwarts
Harry: .darn..ok im getting up
Ron: I'll come too, I know heaps of secret passageways!
Urkel: Really?
Ron: no
*A few minutes later the three adventurers are walking down the stairs into the great hall
Harry: and this is the great all
Urkel: WOW!
* [click] Urkel takes a picture with his oversized novelty camera
Urkel: Youre so cool Harry, I can tell we will become best friends
Harry: uh.yeah.I bet
*Harry, Ron and Urkel continue the tour
Chapter 3 part 2
The next day.
*Harry and Ron are sitting in the library, reading about potions
Ron: Hermione's late, I wonder what's keeping her
Harry: Probably finishing an extra credit essay
*Hermione and Urkel enter
Hermione: Sorry I'm late, things to do
Ron: What's he doing here?
Hermione: Oh, I'm his tutor
Urkel: You guys are a cool study group!
*Ron and Harry look at each other
Harry: I guess we should start
Urkel: Lets start with potions, there so beautiful. Just like you Hermione
Hermione: ohhh, thanks Urkel
*Ron and Harry look at each other
*A few minutes later the studying is well underway.
Ron: So a yellow potion and a blue potion make a green potion?
Harry: Yes Ron, but that's not potions, its fundamental color theory
*Hermione is laughing at a small piece of paper in her hand
Ron: What's so funny?
Hermione: Oh, nothing
*Ron grabs the note from Hermione's hand
Ron (reading aloud): "Harry smells"
Harry: What?
Urkel: hee hee hee
Hermione: Sorry Harry, it isn't funny
Harry: Urkel, you did this?
Urkel: Wow, look at the time! I've got to get to quidditch practice
*Urkel leaves quickly
Harry: He's playing quidditch too?
Ron: There's something strange about that character
Hermione: Oh grow up, I think he's sweet
Harry: Sweet? He said I smell!
