Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Pants Chapter 3: The duel

*Early the next morning.

*Harry and Ron are sleeping in the dorm

Urkel: WAKE UP FELLAS!

Harry (waking up): say what?

Ron (waking up): Welcome back kotter!......oh it was just a dream

Urkel/Harry: what?

Ron: never mind

Harry:..wait a minute, why did you wake me up..Urkel?

Urkel: I simply awoke you because I wanted a friend

Harry: Right-o

Ron: Say what?

Urkel: You, Harry Potter, have been assigned to give me a tour of Hogwarts

Harry: .darn..ok im getting up

Ron: I'll come too, I know heaps of secret passageways!

Urkel: Really?

Ron: no

*A few minutes later the three adventurers are walking down the stairs into the great hall

Harry: and this is the great all

Urkel: WOW!

* [click] Urkel takes a picture with his oversized novelty camera

Urkel: Youre so cool Harry, I can tell we will become best friends

Harry: uh.yeah.I bet

*Harry, Ron and Urkel continue the tour



Chapter 3 part 2

The next day.

*Harry and Ron are sitting in the library, reading about potions

Ron: Hermione's late, I wonder what's keeping her

Harry: Probably finishing an extra credit essay

*Hermione and Urkel enter

Hermione: Sorry I'm late, things to do

Ron: What's he doing here?

Hermione: Oh, I'm his tutor

Urkel: You guys are a cool study group!

*Ron and Harry look at each other

Harry: I guess we should start

Urkel: Lets start with potions, there so beautiful. Just like you Hermione

Hermione: ohhh, thanks Urkel

*Ron and Harry look at each other

*A few minutes later the studying is well underway.

Ron: So a yellow potion and a blue potion make a green potion?

Harry: Yes Ron, but that's not potions, its fundamental color theory

*Hermione is laughing at a small piece of paper in her hand

Ron: What's so funny?

Hermione: Oh, nothing

*Ron grabs the note from Hermione's hand

Ron (reading aloud): "Harry smells"

Harry: What?

Urkel: hee hee hee

Hermione: Sorry Harry, it isn't funny

Harry: Urkel, you did this?

Urkel: Wow, look at the time! I've got to get to quidditch practice

*Urkel leaves quickly

Harry: He's playing quidditch too?

Ron: There's something strange about that character

Hermione: Oh grow up, I think he's sweet

Harry: Sweet? He said I smell!