A/N: If you want to skip the date with Annabeth and Nico then you may. You should read it though, it's going to be pretty funny. So the only reason I uploaded so quickly is because xthegothemo99xx623 was absolutely desperate. Seriously, guys, she was practically attacking me. You can thank her for this chapter.

Nico's POV

When I got to Annabeth's house she was sitting on the porch waiting for me. We walked hand in hand to the movies and we were currently arguing over what movie to watch.

"The Hunger Games is clearly the best choice. How are you going to know how to survive on our own without a strategy? This is a very educational film that will teach you to stop being so stupid." I'm sure you know who said that. Take a guess.

"But ParaNorman is one of the awesomest kid's movies out right now. We both know that on the inside I'm still a child." Actually, I only act like a child because I'm growing up too fast. My parents are barely ever around so I have to take care of myself. But it's fun being a kid for a while.

"ParaNorman is too unrealistic."

"Banannabeth, sweetie, when will we ever be put into an arena and be forced to kill people?"

You have to admit, I do have a point. But this is Annabeth we're talking about. She never loses at anything. If she were a lawyer, the case would not be closed until she gets her way. So obviously, she won the argument.

"I can't believe you're making me watch a chick flick."

"Nico, have some sympathy. Please. (SPOILER ALERT: If you haven't read or seen HG do not read the next sentence) Rue is kinda dying right now."

"Dammit, why doesn't everybody just explode so the movie could end and we can leave?"

Some girl a few seats back, who by the way was crying hysterically, was coming over to us. She got in my face and called me an asshole. Then, she threw her popcorn on me and people started clapping.

Oh hell to the fuck no.

Annabeth looked kind of worried. She knows that I always hold grudges and that this bitch is gonna get it. I already have a plan. Annabeth will be so proud.

"Annabeth, when I get to those seats back there, call my cell phone number. Then hang up."

"What are you planning?"

"Don't worry, you're going to like this."

I waited for some time before I went over and tapped Annabeth on the shoulder before I went. I made sure to bring my soda.

I sat down right behind the stupid girl and waited for my phone to blow.

Ring. Ring.

Alright, here we go.

"Hello?"

I made sure I was leaning forward so that I was right next to the girl's ear. What she doesn't know is that I'm not actually talking to anyone. Right when my phone rang I turned it off so that it wouldn't ring in the middle of this.

"No I'm not busy. What's up?"

"Nah dude just watching a really stupid movie. Some bitch threw her popcorn on me when someone died. Can you believe that?"

She was getting pissed. I could tell.

I took a sip of my Pepsi. Right before one of the characters died.

Perfect.

Right when the person dropped dead, I spit out my Pepsi all over the girl sitting in frot of me and I started laughing. She was freaking out and screaming.

Meanwhile, I was still pretending to be on the phone.

"Ah nothing man, this character just died. It was freaking hilarious. Made me spit out my Pepsi, bro. I'll call you back later, Greg. Bye."

We were kicked out, but it was totally worth it. Annabeth was laughing her ass off while it was going on. I logged onto Youtube, found the video of whoever the hell died in the movie, and I commented this-I spit out my Pepsi on the girl sitting in front of me during this scene.

When we got to my house, right before we went in, I checked Youtube and my comment got 186 likes. It made the top comments list. The second top comment really had me and Annabeth pissing our pants.-Some asshole spit out his soda all over me when this happened.

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Percy's POV

When Nico came through the door, he had a girl with him and they were laughing.

I was very surprised. The only time I get to see other humans is during the weekend when Nico takes me out for a walk. He's never invited anybody over before. Only family members, like his cousins in Ohio or Thalia and her five-year-old brother, Jason.

The girl was pretty, I guess. She had blonde hair and grey eyes.

Nico came over to pet my head and hugged me while talking in my ear.

"Perseus, this is Annabeth. You remember when I told you about her, right? She's that friend I always talk about. She's my girlfriend now. We're dating."

Oh, so that's what's going on. Girlfriend, huh. I don't like her. She better stay away from my guy.

"Annabeth, come pet Perseus. He's a good boy. He won't bite."

No, I won't bite. I'll just break a few bones. Maybe scratch, too. I'd like that.

"Okay." She came over to me and right before she put her hand on me I started growling and cussing.

You better stay away from him. He's mine! You're just in the way you stupid human. Grr.

But, unfortunately, I'm a dog. All they could hear was insane barking.

"What the hell? I didn't even do anything."

"Perseus stop that. Annabeth, I think you should leave."

When he said that, I started to calm down. No matter what he said, I would've calmed down. His voice is so gentle and soothing. He's amazing.

They were talking on the porch and I decided to sit at the window and listen in.

"I'm sorry, Annie, I don't know what's gotten into him. He's probably upset because I didn't spend any time with him today."

Damn right, I am. Straight up.

"It's fine, he's just looking out for you. Like a good guard dog. And do not call me Annie."

Annie, Annie, Annie. If only humans could understand doggies.

A car pulled up and there was a guy telling Annabeth to get in.

"Sorry Nico. Gotta go. Malcolm will get inpatient if I keep him waiting."

As if on cue, the guy in the car honked the horn and told her to hurry up.

"Goodnight Annabeth," Nico said, with a rediculously cute smile on his face.

Annie better back off. Only I should get that smile out of him.

I got even more pissed when I saw him kiss her. Ugh. Are you kidding me? I bet she tastes disgusting.

I barked really loud and it scared the shit out of them. I swear they must've jumped like ten feet in the air.
Annabeth got in the car and the guy drove away.

That's right, bitch. You better run. Drive. Whatever it is that gets you farther away from my man.

"Perseus, what's up with you? That was so not cute."

I started whimpering because I knew he couldn't stand to see me sad. He can never stay mad at me for long.

"Oh, come on, stop crying. Please? I'll give you some chicken."

Oh, alright. If you insist.

"Only this time, Perseus. But you better be nice to Annabeth next time."

Oh please. If there's one thing I'm sure of, it's that Annabeth is going down. I'm going to try my best to get her to stay away from Nico. My Nico.

Next chapter will basically be Percy trying to scare off Annabeth. He has some things in mind.
~ maryfever123 ~ ;P