Elivier: Gah! I just puked out the ending to this chapter! I'm so sorry that I haven't been typing much! I'm just so overwhelmed at my senior year! Not that anyone actually reads this story though...
Only reader: I do!
Elivier: ... Lesigh... But I do have to thank Lifelong-Lemon-Lover for putting a watch on this story. It kinda let me know that people actually do read this. I mean, besides my little Skittle-Skattle. Well without further adeiu I present... the disclaimer!!
I, Elivier Rea Lastname, do not own Linky or any of the other characters appearing in this chapter of the story.
Elivier: Now lets get this party started oldschool yo!!
Link panted slightly as he rested against the wall. He had only been in this godforsaken place for a good 5 minutes and he was already exhausted and about to pass out from heatstroke! Beside him Navi was singing a little tune to herself. Link tried to ignore it, but his Hylian hearing was much better then most so the squeaky voice was beginning to grate on his nerves.
"Navi," he sighed "can you please be quiet?"
"I'm singing to help relieve stress Link." She huffed. "This dungeon is too hot and it makes me nervous."
"…Says the one who is surrounded by a magical barrier that helps ward away the extremes of things. Like OVER WHELMING HEAT!!!" Link flailed his arms wildly, forgetting that he had a sword in one hand.
Navi moved around the blade as if she were used to it, all the while sticking her tongue out at the peeved Hylian.
"It isn't my fault that you were born a stinky Hylian instead of a fairy!" She taunted.
"Well this stinky Hylian just so happens to be saving the world that you annoying little balls of light reside in!" Link shrieked, flailing widely.
"As if we need your help." She scoffed.
Link threw his sword down. "THEN MAYBE I WON'T BE YOUR HERO!!" He roared. "Maybe I'll just leave to different lands and let you defend the land on your own! Go ahead! Pick up that sword and swing away little fairy! Swing away!"
With that said Link turned away and began stomping back the way he came. Navi shrieked something after him that sounded suspiciously like "I hope you get raped by a smelly walking corpse", but he decided to ignore it. He knew that he could never abandon Hyrule so he simply planned on taking a step outside for some fresh air before coming back in and forcing the dumb fairy to apologize. Link told himself it was just the heat getting to them.
Link found his sword where he had left it, but Navi was nowhere in sight. He glanced around as he picked up his weapon to se if he could spot her to no avail. Shrugging slightly he decided that maybe she had run from the dungeon as well and was taking a slight breather and that after he finished up he would find her waiting outside where he would be warped out. If she wasn't there though… then it wasn't his fault if he left without her.
"I don't suppose I have that kind of luck." He sighed to himself. "Besides, she has her uses. I might have a bit of trouble without her."
He sheathed his sword thoughtfully and began his trek though the burning volcano without his fairy at his side.
Volvagia screeched loudly, flying up to the top of the room. He crashed his body against the stone ceiling to send pieces down to the hero. Link cried out and threw himself off to the side, narrowly dodging a falling boulder. His face hit the ground right before nearly slipping into a pool of lava; he shrieked indignantly while rolling to the side to dodge another falling rock.
"Just get down here you scaly bastard!" Link shouted, his voice echoing despite the rumbling volcano.
The dragon seemed to ignore him and continued bashing itself against the ceiling. Link snarled a few choice words, strapped a bomb to an arrow, aimed and let it fly. The arrow exploded on impact since the dragon was a giant ball of flamey death and the creature came crashing down to the ground in a daze. Link pulled out the Megaton hammer (from freaking nowhere!) and smashed the dragon's face in, squealing gleefully when Volvagia screeched in pain, clawing at its face as, what Link assumed was blood, poured from it's now crushed in skull. It burst into flames as is ascended up to the top of the volcano before burning to ashes and leaving behind a shiny crystalline heart.
"Oh boy that was satisfying." Link cackled to himself as he put away him hammer in the place where all his other items go. (The magical pouch of item holding 2.5©!!)
He picked up the heart and pressed it between his hands. Instantly his wounds began closing and his burns were soothed. He sighed contently and stared down at his now empty hands.
"Well…" he hummed "I suppose I should be getting out of here…" He looked around for the blue portal that would take him to the sacred realm. "… Uh… sages…?"
He stood for a moment longer, staring into empty space, when he noticed a faint buzzing noise. His ear twitched slightly as it grew louder and louder and he could just barely make out a high pitched voice screaming unintelligibly. His face paled as he remember that-
"OH SHOOT! I FORGOT MY FAIRY!!"
Yes Link, that's what you remembered.
"Link you Hylian son of a- I should kill you- strike you down where you stand you- GODDESS DAMN YOU!!"
Link quickly pulled his hat from his head and gripped it tightly as he waited. He could see Navi sparkling not too far from where he stood, glowing a bright red with her fury. Link stood stiff as a plank until she was just close enough; he reached out as fast as he could with his open hat and caught the angered fairy in it, tying the open side so she couldn't get out. He placed his hat in his pocket right as the shiny blue portal popped up in the middle of the room.
"I'm not just allowed to leave her behind?" he groaned and stepped into the light.
Elivier: As I mentioned before I just kinda... puked out this ending onto paper. Bleh. Well you know what you chould do right? That's right!! DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN!!
Only reader: ... Er... I thought-
Elivier: Don't question me! Blargerflargle!... Oh alright. You should R&R. Way to ruin my fun.
