...
What?
*Mmmnnmph!*
Here, let me untie you and go to the next scene before you have a chance to say anything.
you were stalking my best friend, right?
YOU MOTHER******* WERE!
i might almost forgive you,
IF YOU MOTHER******* DIE!
Tee hee 3
honk
HONK
honk
HONK
B33 33p! nyo!
B33
Strife!
i told you about stairs bro.
i told you dawg!
8ut, what does it mean?
It means Dave is making bad comics on purpose.
I know that!
HONK!
Mariee has been slain. Finally! I hated her!
B33 B833
HONK!
B33 nyope not dealing with this ****
A few hours later, Davepetasprite^2 manages to lock Gamzee in another fridge with only three (3) missing fingers.
MOTHER**** ******* ***** ********** *** **** ****** ******* ***-
Davepetasprite^2's plush cat rump communicator is ringing.
IS SHE GONE? PLEASE TELL ME SHE'S ******* GONE.
B33 if you mean that troll chick who had the hots for you, then yeah, gamzee killed her
B33 B;33
JEGUS, FINALLY.
WAIT... GAMZEE KILLED HER?!
B33 yep but dont worry hes in the fridge
(DiStAnT HONK)
I have a recommend8ion, ma'am.
Yeah?
Aranea: What if we format the dialogue like this?
CGA: Sure, why not? Makes things less confusing.
Karkat: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE SMART? IF YOU DISCARDED THAT REVOLTING CORPSE BEFORE THE HUMAN POLICE ARRIVE AND MISTAKE YOU FOR THE ******* MURDERER! OR IS YOUR THINKPAN TOO ****** TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Davepetasprite^2: B33 wait wouldnt i get my dna on purr thus making me look like i killed some ***** just to be a little cat ****
Karkat: YOU DO HAVE A POINT. I CAN'T BELIEVE I ALMOST CONVINCED YOU TO DO SOMETHING SO ******* STUPID! IT MAKES ME WANT TO PROJECTILE VOMIT IN MY MOUTH.
Davepetasprite^2: B33 whoa tmi
Davepetasprite^2: B33 also the police are here
Karkat: ****!
Davepetasprite^2: B33 they think im responsible probably
Karkat: HOW DO YOU ******* KNOW?
Davepetasprite^2: B33 theyre looking at me weird
Davepetasprite^2: B33 its like they think im some crow that i stole some old *****s wedding ring then used it to purrpose to a police guy whos always knows every case when in reality im as innocent as a cat crow human troll sword sprite thing that did nothing wrong
Karkat: YOU ARE A CAT-CROW-HUMAN-TROLL-SWORD-SPRITE-THING YOU BLITHERING FECULENT ****HOLE.
Davepetasprite^2: B33 i just said that
Davepetasprite^2: B33 i may not be the real dave but i still know how to logic
Karkat: **** YOU AND NEVERMIND! I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN! YOU ARE STILL AT THE SAME PLACE AS BEFORE, RIGHT?
Davepetasprite^2: B33 yeah
Sollux: hand2 up where ii can 2ee them... waiit davepeta2priite?! hurry up and get out of here!
Generic Police Guy: Arrest them! We can't afford to lose any potential suspects!
Sollux: 2top! ****... ii'm two late...
Davepetasprite^2 was tasered and now it's actually too late.
Sollux: **** thii2 ***** ii'm out.
SWEET 'LATER' BEING ARRESTED MONTAGE! (yay)
Your name is Xendra Darine and you are a gary stu who also has no personality and has a dark and depressing backstory involving dead lusii. Also, like Solar Sans the Ske- I mean Solar Sands' oc XD Man, you end every sentence with XD. Oh wow. You are also dressed as a playboy bunny and have a six pack because WHY NOT; MORE SEXY OCS THE BETTER!
Xendra: Oh wow XD Peopelele Getin arrested XD
Sollux: (wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo etc.)
Xendra: oh WOW XD Ill halp cux I'm OP XD tURNIP mon AwAy! XDD
Aranea: W8! Where are you t8ing me?!
CGA: To the main plot!
Aranea: But i thought you needed me to censor foul language!
CGA: Nope! Can do that myself! Bye! *kicks Aranea out of AuthorPlane2000*
Aranea: CUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!
Karkat: THAT NOOKWHIFFING ****** WASTE OF BULL**** LIED TO ME!
Karkat RageEvolved into Pantskat and called Davepetasprite^2.
Davepetasprite^2: B33 sup
Pantskat: **** YOU!
Suddenly, Pineapples! (We are number one!)
Davepetasprite^2: B33 oh wow its raining pineapples
Pantskat: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT WITH IMAGINARY FRUITS FROM FRUITY RUMPUS ***HOLE FACTORY!
Davepetasprite^2: B33 halfish of me is pretty sure pineapples were real
Pantskat: HALFISH OF YOU IS WRONG!
Aranea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Pantskat: WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING **** WAS THAT?!
Davepetasprite^2: B33 some ***** fell on the car and the police got out to investigate it
Pantskat: IS IT TEREZI OR VRISKA?
Davepetasprite^2: B33 she looks kinda like vriska, but not quite
Pantskat: YOU CAN TELEPORT, CAN'T YOU?
Davepetasprite^2: B33 i think the police will notice me tryi- nevermind some random dude just beat them up
Xendra: turnop PINCH XD
The Final Fantasy victory theme starts playing.
Xendra: Oh wow XD I TAK purity ladle naow XD
In shock, Pantskat ConfusedDevolved back into Karkat. Also, Davepetasprite^2 teleported to where Karkat is now while holding a pineapple. This trollfic makes no sense! Yay!
Karkat: ... OH, MY, GOG. GAMZEE MUST HAVE SPIKED MY DRINK THIS MORNING.
Davepetasprite^2: B33 wat
Karkat: KNOCK ME OUT.
Davepetasprite^2: B33 dude no
Karkat: WHERE DOING THIS.
Karkat: WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
Davepetasprite^2: B33 no have gcatavrosprite do it
Gcatavrosprite: aHHH, aHHH, aCHOO,
Davepetasprite^2: B33 *davepetasprite meows worryingly due to having a sick nasty brain fart*
Karkat: SHUT THE **** UP. I'M GOING TO GET DAVE.
Real Dave Ex-Machina!
Dave: what the ****.
Xendra: YOlo XD I Am awsum XD ChEEvk 0uT my smw33ttttt mucles vagiga vagigagaga BROSEPH XD
Kanaya: I Inquire You To Please Leave Me Alone. Also, Leave That Girl You're Carrying Here. I Feel Bad For Her.
Xendra: No WAy babe XD LETS make OUT XD
Kanaya: I Have A Girlfriend.
Xendra: HUmpitie bumtitty XD
Suddenly, chainsaw! Also Kanaya is going to use it to kill this pleb noob.
Sollux: what ii2 iit thii2 tiime?
Generic Police Guy: XD Man gave us a boo boo. *sobs*
Sollux: go home, you're drunk.
Generic Police Guy: You were there too!
Sollux: ii left early, remember?
Generic Police Guy: Waaaah!
Future Sollux: they're all dead!
Sollux: calm down! ii 2wear you're two much two handle 2ometiime2.
Generic Police Guy: Wah wah wah wahhy wah wah!
Sollux: you're more melodramatic than kk!
Future Sollux: iit'2 all my fault!
Sollux: why diid ii thiink iit was a good iidea to become a poliiceman?
Generic Police Guy 2: Free wifi?
Sollux: be2iide2 that.
Future Sollux: *****! they all got 2hot!
Generic Police Guy: *sniff* B-because you love us?
Sollux: ii 2aiid go home!
Generic Police Guy: Ok, fine. *sob*
Future Sollux: who would do thii2 *****?!
Generic Police Guy: *mumbling* I hate you so much... *mumbling*
Sollux: what wa2 that?
Generic Police Guy: N-nothing!
Future Sollux: ii2 thii2, haiir?
What is Dave doing here?
What will happen to Davepetasprite^2?
Is Kanaya going to kill Xendra for being a womanizer?
What is Future Sollux talking about?
Find out next time on Homestuck Ball Z!
