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Anyway...Pinky, you wanted to-
Pinky: YES!
uhhhh...go on then...
Pinky: ROSE DOESN'T OWN ME OR MY PACCUMS OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU KNOW OF ALREADY! JUST HER OC'S AND THE PLOT! OTHERWISE WE'D BE WAAY LAMER!
please don't yell-HEY! 3:C XD I may just torture you in an upcoming chappie for that one...
Bella's POV
Cyli and I were walking past a place with a sign reading "Pac-It-In Burger" when I saw this blue Pac-Worlder come up by us. He had a Dean-like arrogance to him. Overly cocky, if you ask me.
"Hey, Cyli, you wanna get a bite to eat? I got some cash begging to be spent on a burger, so, you up for it?" Then the guy saw me. "Who's this girl? Haven't seen anything quite like her, if ya know what I mean."
He's trying to get under my skin! I realized, narrowing my eyes at him. He doesn't know he'll be full after a couple of my chef's specialty knuckle sandwiches...
"Zip it Skeebo, she's been through a lot in the past half hour, so if you don't run home soon, it seems to me that Bella will make you have to hobble home." Cyli declared ominously. To add emphasis, I cracked my knuckles. His eyes widened and he screamed like a girl before running away. Cyli and I laughed and high-fived each other. Then she added, "He used to be my boyfriend." We shuddered at the thought.
"Sooo...Cyli, exactly what is this place?" I asked her as we started walking again.
"Well, this part of the city, Pacopolis, is the mall area. We just came from the park, and we're heading towards the Round House, where the President lives, and where Sir Cumference lives in his secret lab." she replied.
"If it's a secret lab, then why'd you just tell me about it? You don't know if I'm trustworthy yet." I wondered. "I mean, yay being in on secrets, but you barely know me! How are you sure?"
"You want me to be totally honest with you?" Cyli looked back at me. I nodded, and she continued, "I don't. I think I should, but I'll wait for time to tell. As for now, we're heading to the lab right now, so keeping it a secret wouldn't really do much good."
I stopped after hearing that, but jogged back to Cyli, who had kept going. "Fair enough."
After a while, I asked, "Why are we going there?"
Cyli thought, then answered, "Three reasons. A, if anyone we know found Kathy, they're taking her to Sir C's, B, he's the one most likely to know how to get you home, and C, at least there, people won't freak out or react badly when they see you."
I rolled my eyes, thinking, And that's different from my normal life how?
Kinky's POV
"Sooo...Pinky, exactly what is this place?" I asked her as we floated through the desolation.
"Well, like I said, this is the Netherworld, and it's ruled by 'Lord' Betrayus. He has two main lackeys, the Hineyheads. Dr. Buttocks is the resident evil scientist, and Butt-ler's name is self-explanatory. Below us right now is the castle, and those big doors we're headed for, see them? Those are the doors to the portal into Pac-World, where Sir C is. He's the good-guy version of the Doc." Pinky said.
"Is there anyone we should avoid?" I asked.
"Well, we shouldn't try to bring attention to you to anyone down here. It can't be helped in Pac-World. Your eyes just flashed again!" Blinky declared.
"They did?" I looked down at my arm, since the slime seems to work as a mirror of sorts.
Inky flew up by me and peered at my eyes, then gasped. "There's some green in there!"
The other three stifled gasps as they saw my eyes, then all four looked behind me in horror.
I turned around to see a gray-ish blue ghost with wacky hair, Coke-bottle glasses, and a butt for a head? What the heck?
"Aheheh...hello..." I said. This is what they meant by Hineyheads...
"What is your name? I haff not seen you before." He said in a thick German accent.
"Ahm...I go by Kinky..." I replied, hoping he hadn't noticed my aversion to his question.
"Hmm, you go by Kinky? You must register yourself with the NBA." He declared.
"NBA? Isn't that a sports group?" I asked confused.
"New Boo Association? I should think not!" He cried indignantly.
"Oh, yeah...I knew that. In fact, these four were just taking me there, weren't you?" I fumbled, hoping the others would catch my drift. They did, thank goodness.
"Yeah, she was floating around aimlessly when we found her!" Inky lied.
"Well, you four have this well in hand, then. I shall report to Betrayus your arrival. Perhaps you haff something to offer our forces..." He trailed off as he flew away.
"Phew! That was too close!" I told them. "Let's go!"
"Hold up!" cried Inky, flying up in front of me. "Where'd you learn to grift like that? Most ghosts freeze in terror if they're caught at something by Heinstein without a reason!"
I shrugged. "I guess I had to do that a lot in my life. Why, though...?" I shrugged again, clueless, as the other four flinched again.
"Memory triggers all over the place, huh?" I muttered, zipping through the portal.
"Hey, wait for us!" yelled Pinky as they followed me through.
Betrayus's POV
"Butt-ler, could you go get me some fried slugs from Ogle's? OR ELSE!" I screamed out the door, where I knew Butt-ler was hovering. I saw him fly off to the sole restaurant in the Netherworld, or at least in that direction. While I was waiting, I decided,
"Maybe I should see what the lemon-head is doing so I can send my ghosts to ruin it..."
So I floated up onto my throne, grabbed the TV remote, and started flicking through the SlugCam feeds.
Hmm, I spy with my little eye something...yellow. Wait, no, that's too easy, the only yellow thing is the Pac-Brat, at least, he's the only yellow thing of interest.
I spy with my little eye something...what color is that? Oh, yeah, that's baby blue. Wait...I'M EVIL BUT THAT'S JUST PERVERTED! BLECH!
I spy-hey, wait a minute, that's the J-POP channel! I need to see Pac-World, not some imaginary people with teal hair and microphones!
I spy with my little eye something...shiny. AHA IT IS THE BUSTED POINTYSHIP IN SPACE!
This is getting boring. One more round, let's see which ghosts I spy with my little eye...
Something...
EEH? COLORFUL?! I don't have any rainbow ghosts in my army! Especially not that thin!
Or...do I? Butt-ler flew in about now and started to serve me those slugs as I pondered who she was.
I pressed the button for the NBA listing channel, and I searched through all the ID's of my ghosts, but the new ghost was nowhere to be found. I decided that until I knew her name, I would call her...hmm...Mystery...I swooooo-I mean, I smirked. Yeah, I smirked! Then I realized that my servant's twin would most likely have info on Mystery, so you know what I did?
"DOCTOR BUTTOCKS! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!" I shouted from my throne. The deliciousness that is Ogle's fried slugs flew up as Butt-ler recoiled from the volume...and they're still up there...still waiting...
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AHA! They finally landed on his butt of a head! I burst out laughing as he gave me the ever-popular deadpan look he'd had for years.
"Ja, your royal high(nee)ness?" the butt-brain asked, floating into the room.
"Firstly, I hope you didn't just say that for your sake..." I muttered, then in a normal volume, I asked, "Do you know who this is?"
"Ja, she said zat she goes by Kinky, vhy?" he asked. Idiot.
"I have never seen her before in my afterlife." I stated as emotionlessly as possible. Ah, the wonders of intimidation...
"Ze Ghost Gang vas taking her to register vis ze NBA ven I saw zem earlier, if zat helps." stated the bad doctor.
"Hmm, then that means that she should show up on the listings any minute now!" I grinned. Heeheehee, maybe I can find her once she's registered...
"Vell, ve vill just haff to vait." Buttocks proclaimed. So I reclined on my throne and went back to I Spying.
OH MY GOSH I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW AWFUL OF AN AUTHORESS I AM PLEASE FORGIVE ME I'M TRYING WHY MUST IT TAKE SO LONG TO WRITE LITTLE BITTY CHAPTERSSSSSZZZZZ GAAAAAAAAH!
my updates will still be sporadic, but I'm still gonna write the chapters. that way when i do update, it'll be a mega-update and not a MORE-THAN-A-YEAR-LONG-UNANNOUNCED-HIATUS GAWSH
soooooooo sorrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
I'LL BE BACK!
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