Phoenix and our friends might be having a bad day, but so was Miles Edgeworth.

For some reason, he had magically appeared in some sort of meeting, where he proposed his love to a girl he had never met before. Even worse, he had called his fellow lawyers "dudes". It was almost as if someone was controlling him.

Worst of all, this crazy woman who insisted she was his soul mate was sending her thoughts directly to his head. Her thoughts were not very deep, admittedly.

I love you, Edgeworth, Magdelina thought.

You can stop saying that anytime now.

You're so cute. I love you.

You've said that a hundred times already! If you can't think of anything else to say, shut up!

I lovey-love-love you.

ARGH!

The end to the meeting could not come fast enough. Edgeworth tried to leave as soon as possible, but Magdelina grabbed his arm.

Let go of me!

We're soul mates. We have to kiss each other.

We are not—

Magdelina pressed her lips against Edgeworth's. It was electric. Not in an "extremely romantic kissing" kind of way. More of a "you just stuck a fork in an electric socket and now your body hurts so badly that you should go to the hospital immediately" kind of way.

Edgeworth tried to pull away, but he couldn't. Magdelina's grip was too tight, and the rules of soul bonds (according to Maya, at least) demand that both soul mates kiss each other.

Magdelina kissed Edgeworth again. It was like another lightning bolt hit him. Edgeworth wasn't sure he could maintain consciousness at this rate.

Fortunately, Edgeworth was saved by Franziska von Karma and her whip.

"Get! Away! From! My! Little! Brother!" Franziska shouted, whipping Magdelina with every word.

"Ouch!" Magdelina cried. "How could you hurt me like this, sis?"

"You are not my sister," Franziska said. "Now leave Miles Edgeworth alone!"

Magdelina left the room with tears in her eyes. "I'll wait for you forever, Miles!" she sobbed.

"Franziska!" Edgeworth said. "Thank you. That crazy—"

"Who is she?" Franziska demanded.

"I have no idea."

Franziska whipped the table. "Fool! She said she knew you."

"She also said she was your sister."

I am her sister!

No, you're not!

Franzsika frowned. She didn't like it when she couldn't understand something. "This makes no sense. I was in Germany this morning, and I suddenly appeared here, to find that you're engaged to some woman who's pretending to be my sister. I demand an explanation!"

I love you, Edgeworth!

Leave me alone, you!

"This whole situation is unnatural," Edgeworth agreed. "Unnatural...Wright."

"Phoenix Wright?"

"Whenever something unnatural happens, it's usually him or his spirit medium friend who's behind it," Edgeworth said.

"Phoenix Wright!" Franziska agreed, gripping her whip. "He left that way!"

Franziska and Edgeworth chased after Phoenix Wright. They found him quickly, because he hadn't left the building—he stayed behind to talk to Mia.

Franziska was eager to whip Phoenix until things turned back to normal, but Mia quickly explained what was going on. Ordinarily, the two stern prosecutors probably wouldn't have believed the story—particularly the part about Ami Fey owning a laptop—but given all that had happened, they were inclined to take Mia at her word.

"I shall whip Maya Fey into oblivion!" Franziska asserted.

"If she doesn't turn things back to normal, I'll sue her for all she's got!" Edgeworth said.

"Just wait until the people in Kurain hear what she's done with one of Ami's sacred artifacts..." Mia said.

You're in big trouble, Maya, Phoenix thought.

It's not my fault! Maya thought at Phoenix.

Well, you've got three angry lawyers here who think it is your fault, Phoenix thought back.

It's the laptop's fault! It won't turn back on!

You shouldn't have taken the laptop away from Kurain in the first place! Phoenix scolded.

You're not being a very nice soul mate!

We're only soul mates because you wrote that we were!

That's so not my fault! Pearl wrote that part!

Hmmm...that does seem like something Pearl would write...


Phoenix and the others reached the Wright & Co. Law Offices in almost no time at all, mainly due to the fact that Franziska was driving, and she drives like a maniac.

Franziska slammed open the doors to the office, and everyone piled in.

"Eek!" Maya said.

"Oh no!" said Pearl.

"Maya!" Mia cried.

"Maya Fey, prepare for punishment!" Franziska ordered.

"This is all your fault!" Edgeworth said.

"I love you, Maya!" Phoenix cried.

"Huh?" everyone said, looking at Phoenix.

"I love you, too, Nick!" Maya said.

"It's the soul bond!" Pearl said. "Yay!"

Phoenix and Maya hugged each other and started kissing.

"Oh, great," Edgeworth said. "There goes any hope of getting any intelligent conversation out of them."

Mia sighed. "I think I can take care of things," she said. "Pearl?"

"Y-y-y-yes?" Pearl asked, shaking with fear.

"Don't be scared," Mia said, rubbing Pearl's head in a comforting way. "I'm not mad at you. I just want to know where Mystic Ami's Sacred Laptop is."

"It's on the desk," Pearl said, pointing. "But it's broken. Mystic Maya couldn't turn it on."

"Hmmm..." Mia said, picking up the laptop and examining it.

"Is that the machine that caused all this trouble?" Edgeworth asked.

"Yes," Mia said. "It looks like it's missing the battery, though."

"Battery? You mean the thing on the floor?" Pearl asked. "It fell out when Mystic Maya dropped the laptop."

"Ha!" Mia said, taking the battery and putting it in the laptop. "This is easier than I thought it would be!"

The laptop turned on, and Mia found the file where Maya and Pearl's fanfic was.

"Here it is," Mia said, skimming the document.

Edgeworth and Franziska looked over Mia's shoulder.

"I still don't believe it," Edgeworth said. "But it really does look like everything your sister wrote came true."

"Well, what are you waiting for, fool?" Franziska asked. "Delete they story!"

"There's no delete key on this laptop," Mia said. "Mystic Ami lived hundreds of years ago, remember? That was before delete keys were invented."

"Fool! They didn't have laptops hundreds of years ago!" Franziska argued.

"I know that!" Mia said. "But the first thing somebody wrote on this laptop was that it belonged to Ami Fey. And since whatever you write on the laptop comes true..."

"But that's circular," Edgeworth pointed out. "It can't get its powers from Ami Fey, if Ami Fey got it because it has mystic powers."

I love you, Edgeworth! Magdelina thought.

"Augh! Forget it! Just turn things back to normal, quickly!"

"No need to yell," Mia said, beginning to type.


Magdelina von Karma went back to where she came from, and she was never seen again. Her soul bond with Miles Edgeworth disappeared, just like Phoenix's soul bond with Maya.


"Is that good?" Mia asked.

"Yes, thank you," Edgeworth said.

"Ah!" Phoenix cried. "I'm not being forced to kiss Maya anymore! I'm free! Free!"

"You don't have to sound so happy about it," Maya grumbled.

"I am happy!" Phoenix said. "Soul bonds are a bad idea!"

Maya stomped her foot on the ground. "It was a good idea! I can't believe all of you hated my story! It was the best story ever!"

And then Maya realized her story was really bad, Mia typed.

"Oh no! My story was terrible!"

Mia smiled. She could get used to having this laptop.

"So Phoenix and Edgeworth are back to normal," Mia said. "Is there anything you want, Miss von Karma?"

Franziska crossed her arms. "I want to go home and forget this whole mess ever happened."

"Easy enough," Mia said, while typing Franziska von Karma went back home and forgot the whole mess ever happened. The same thing happened to Miles Edgeworth.

Edgeworth and Franziska disappeared immediately.

"That takes care of them!" Mia said. "Now we just need to take care of Maya..."

Maya blushed. "Look, I'm sorry about what happened, but you're alive again, and it's a happy ending for everyone, so there's no need to punish me...right?"

"Not quite," Mia said. "I have a special story in mind for you, Maya..."


Maya was onstage in a huge convention center. A man was speaking into a microphone at a podium.

"It's because of her that the series was cancelled in the first place, and it's also thanks to her that the Season Two DVD is never going to be released in our country. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the President of the I Hate The Pink Princess Club, Maya Fey!"

Everyone in the auditorium started clapping and cheering for Maya.

"NOOOOOO!!!" Maya screamed.

The End