Hi Readers! Enjoy this chapter of my insane fic!
Tidus was running as fast as he could to get away from Donna. He felt sadness creep up on him again. "How could she just say those things about my dick? Just because I have small guy condoms doesn't mean I have a tiny little." Tidus trailed off. He wiped his eyes angrily, and then he remembered that he had to give Yuna the present he'd found for her earlier that day. The Road kill, it smelt awful from sitting in Tidus' backpack for a couple of hours. He tolerated it anyway; he was much too preoccupied with his tears at the moment to worry about it. Soon he had made it to a clearing. It seemed like the perfect place to take a nap, or just plain hide from your friends, which seemed like a fine idea to him at the time.
He sat himself down on a log. He thought for a minute about what it'd be like if he'd just be strong for a change and not let things make him cry all of the time. "But that's impossible! I'll never be a man, I'll always cry like a little girl when people hurt me. because I am one!" he shrieked hopelessly to himself. Then a thought crossed his mind; Yuna will love me even if I'm a moron! She doesn't care about big macho men, she wants a sensitive guy, that'll care about her. Then his thoughts went to another subject. Auron and Rikku's weird relationship. He thought, geeze, those two will never last. Look at 'em, they eat each other's puke, it wouldn't surprise me if they've done even weirder things than that. Then he imagined them on a bed, doing sick disgusting things! Tidus held his head as if in pain from the mental images.
Tidus hit himself in the chest! He told himself to be a man and to stop crying about worthless shit. He picked up the road kill he'd found for his one and only special lady. It's eyes were sunk in and it's fur was beginning to stink horribly. The he began to think to himself, would she really like this icky thing for a gift? I mean, just looking at it makes me want to puke up my breakfast.
He remembered breakfast as if he'd just had it yesterday morning. Baked worm pie, fish pockets, and delicious coconut juice. "Awww. why can't I have breakfast anytime of day?" he asked himself. He remembered the adds on TV when he was in Zanarkand. Pancakes, all day any time of day, for just $3.00! What a deal! "Damn," he said, "This place sucks. When I said that stuff to Yuna in the lake I really wanted it all." he paused, "I wanna go home! Mommy save me from this rotten place, nobody loves me here, nobody!" he shrieked to himself. What about Yuna? His conscious reminded him. He smiled crazily, "I want to meet Yuna! In our special place.wherever that is." He said to himself.
He glanced down at the road kill by his side on the log. It was looking nasty as hell! But, he picked it up anyway, he slung it over his shoulder and began to walk once more.
Tidus was just closing in on the town when Wakka jumped out of nowhere and screamed, "Where have you been Tidus? Banging yourself against a tree, ya?" Wakka asked, a slight grin on his unshaven face. "Hell no!" Tidus answered quickly. Wakka's smile grew wider, "Uh-huh, you can tell me Tidus, I know anyway. Did the squirrel bite your dick this time, ya?" Wakka asked, as he nudged Tidus playfully. Tidus blushed. He turned his face away from Wakka's, and started to whistle calmly.
Wakka noticed the dead animal slung over Tidus' shoulder. A large smile appeared on Wakka's face, "You brought dinner, eh Tidus?" Tidus stopped whistling quickly, "Heck no man! This is a gift for Yuna!" Wakka started to laugh uncontrollably, "Are. you trying to. tell me that food is a gift?" Tidus nodded, "You bet. Think she'll like it? And it isn't food." Wakka answered while still laughing, "Oh hell yeah! She loves that animal's meat a lot!" Tidus growled, "I told you that it wasn't a fricken meal! She's going to wear it around her neck, you moron!" Tidus yelled. Wakka calmed down a little, "Oh. um. I think she'll hate it then. Yuna's a huge meat eater, she doesn't like to wear fur, says it's bad and against her religion." Tidus' jaw dropped, "How on earth can she eat meat like a pig and have it be worse to wear the animal around her neck?" he asked skeptically. Wakka grinned, "I'm screwing with your head! Just don't say anything dumb, you have to promise me, ya?" Tidus nodded happily, "You bet man, I'll be suave and cool, there'll be no way she could possibly resist this gift!" Tidus exclaimed. "Whatever moron, just don't embarrass me, ya?" "No prob." He said, "Hey! Did I ever tell you how pretty I think your hair is?" "No." "I think it looks beautiful, "Tidus began, "Like a fire that got trapped on top of your head. It's trapped! And you'll never be able to put I out! Isn't that just amazing? I think so!" Tidus exclaimed. "Whatever. um, thanks bud." "No prob. Let's go to the hut now!" "Ok," Wakka replied.
That's it for now. Review please!
Tidus was running as fast as he could to get away from Donna. He felt sadness creep up on him again. "How could she just say those things about my dick? Just because I have small guy condoms doesn't mean I have a tiny little." Tidus trailed off. He wiped his eyes angrily, and then he remembered that he had to give Yuna the present he'd found for her earlier that day. The Road kill, it smelt awful from sitting in Tidus' backpack for a couple of hours. He tolerated it anyway; he was much too preoccupied with his tears at the moment to worry about it. Soon he had made it to a clearing. It seemed like the perfect place to take a nap, or just plain hide from your friends, which seemed like a fine idea to him at the time.
He sat himself down on a log. He thought for a minute about what it'd be like if he'd just be strong for a change and not let things make him cry all of the time. "But that's impossible! I'll never be a man, I'll always cry like a little girl when people hurt me. because I am one!" he shrieked hopelessly to himself. Then a thought crossed his mind; Yuna will love me even if I'm a moron! She doesn't care about big macho men, she wants a sensitive guy, that'll care about her. Then his thoughts went to another subject. Auron and Rikku's weird relationship. He thought, geeze, those two will never last. Look at 'em, they eat each other's puke, it wouldn't surprise me if they've done even weirder things than that. Then he imagined them on a bed, doing sick disgusting things! Tidus held his head as if in pain from the mental images.
Tidus hit himself in the chest! He told himself to be a man and to stop crying about worthless shit. He picked up the road kill he'd found for his one and only special lady. It's eyes were sunk in and it's fur was beginning to stink horribly. The he began to think to himself, would she really like this icky thing for a gift? I mean, just looking at it makes me want to puke up my breakfast.
He remembered breakfast as if he'd just had it yesterday morning. Baked worm pie, fish pockets, and delicious coconut juice. "Awww. why can't I have breakfast anytime of day?" he asked himself. He remembered the adds on TV when he was in Zanarkand. Pancakes, all day any time of day, for just $3.00! What a deal! "Damn," he said, "This place sucks. When I said that stuff to Yuna in the lake I really wanted it all." he paused, "I wanna go home! Mommy save me from this rotten place, nobody loves me here, nobody!" he shrieked to himself. What about Yuna? His conscious reminded him. He smiled crazily, "I want to meet Yuna! In our special place.wherever that is." He said to himself.
He glanced down at the road kill by his side on the log. It was looking nasty as hell! But, he picked it up anyway, he slung it over his shoulder and began to walk once more.
Tidus was just closing in on the town when Wakka jumped out of nowhere and screamed, "Where have you been Tidus? Banging yourself against a tree, ya?" Wakka asked, a slight grin on his unshaven face. "Hell no!" Tidus answered quickly. Wakka's smile grew wider, "Uh-huh, you can tell me Tidus, I know anyway. Did the squirrel bite your dick this time, ya?" Wakka asked, as he nudged Tidus playfully. Tidus blushed. He turned his face away from Wakka's, and started to whistle calmly.
Wakka noticed the dead animal slung over Tidus' shoulder. A large smile appeared on Wakka's face, "You brought dinner, eh Tidus?" Tidus stopped whistling quickly, "Heck no man! This is a gift for Yuna!" Wakka started to laugh uncontrollably, "Are. you trying to. tell me that food is a gift?" Tidus nodded, "You bet. Think she'll like it? And it isn't food." Wakka answered while still laughing, "Oh hell yeah! She loves that animal's meat a lot!" Tidus growled, "I told you that it wasn't a fricken meal! She's going to wear it around her neck, you moron!" Tidus yelled. Wakka calmed down a little, "Oh. um. I think she'll hate it then. Yuna's a huge meat eater, she doesn't like to wear fur, says it's bad and against her religion." Tidus' jaw dropped, "How on earth can she eat meat like a pig and have it be worse to wear the animal around her neck?" he asked skeptically. Wakka grinned, "I'm screwing with your head! Just don't say anything dumb, you have to promise me, ya?" Tidus nodded happily, "You bet man, I'll be suave and cool, there'll be no way she could possibly resist this gift!" Tidus exclaimed. "Whatever moron, just don't embarrass me, ya?" "No prob." He said, "Hey! Did I ever tell you how pretty I think your hair is?" "No." "I think it looks beautiful, "Tidus began, "Like a fire that got trapped on top of your head. It's trapped! And you'll never be able to put I out! Isn't that just amazing? I think so!" Tidus exclaimed. "Whatever. um, thanks bud." "No prob. Let's go to the hut now!" "Ok," Wakka replied.
That's it for now. Review please!
