Disclaimer: I don't own StarFox but StarFox owns your mom

Fox's pimp'd out adventure

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On the Greatfox loading bay

"Krystal, we gotta get outta here, or I'm gunna go insane!" "Well fox first off where are we going?" "to a resort on corneria, just follow me." "fox what if you get lost, or if we run into some giant potatoes with rockets again?" "Those were… never mind quit being stupid"

Later that day…

"Yes, we would like a room." Said the vulpine with blue fur then the teenage jaguar doesn't respond "umm… ma'am? You there?" the jaguar asks if they have reservations fox replies "there up my ass listen were StarFox lady we don't need no reservations" "I don't care if your 50 scent you aint gettin in without reservations! Don't make me get the rocket potatoes!" "I told you fox" said the blue vulpine it was at this time fox handed her the reservations he hid inside his cookie box.

"Here's you key your room is 134567, on the 1345 floor the elevator is over there.

One hour-long elevator ride later

They walked by a room with the door open, fox decided to look in. what he saw was a horrible sight it was… Peppy, Falco, and Slippy, eating shrooms and chasing the invisible penguin again. Fox sighed and walked to his and Krystal's room then noticed Krystal wasn't there he returned to the other room and saw Krystal smoking crack. That's when fox was assaulted by flying objects from Krystal's purse, objects include: a fox plushy, a turnip, a caterpillar, a cranberry sauce can, a video camera, a cell phone, a vibrator, and a toothbrush. That was when the potatoes arrived and drug the team down to the floor level and threw them out the door. There they lay unconscious till the next morning.

"Ughh… where are we?" "why, were outside the resort!" said peppy then fox said "well, I spent all my money on the reservations and I guess the rest of you spent your money on drugs, am I right?" The rest nodded. Fox sighed "well, we'll have to make some money tonight.

"uhh, fox im not comfortable in this. Are you sure I will make money as a hooker."

"Yes peppy you'll make lots of money as a hooker" fox is in a purple pimp suit with a pimped out hoverfarrari, Krystal is dressed up kinda like Ada from RE4 and Falco, Katt, Slippy, Peppy, and Amanda are all in hooker attire. Fox took Katt and Amanda. While Krystal took the rest. Fox and Krystal dropped their hoes off at their own corners they each are armed with handheld blasters. Fox and Krystal rendezvoused at the club.

The bouncers threw fox out for harassing the bartender, he kept trying to recruit her as a hoe but it wasn't working so he was now lying on the hard pavement of the road. Slam drunk, so was Krystal who was currently staggering out of the bar the both began their way to the car. They entered and both sat in the back seat. The two talked a bit then stopped fox was staring dead into the eyes of his companion. Krystal stared straight back both dizzy and their vision distorted. But they felt a strong feeling overcome the two. May have been the alcohol, it might've even been the real thing neither knew but the feeling was there. Fox leaned in and kissed her, now the two are intensely making out at the same time rubbing each other, Krystal gripped fox's arm and squeezed very hard. Fox put his hand in Krystal's shirt and rubbed her back, reached further and undid her bra. And well you know what happened from there…

The next morning

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Fox awoke in the back of the Ferrari with a naked blue furred vulpine laying on him fox woke her up and they both got dressed and rounded up the hoes then fox says: "why are we still here? We got plenty of money back on the Greatfox." "yeah lets get the hell outta here." Said the pink cat in back

See you next time! Leave comments and ask me plenty of questions and ill answer them in my next chapter.