Okay, here's the redone chapter 3.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN GLEE (No matter how much I want to)
I hope you guys enjoy. ;)
PS: I want to dedicate this chapter to Rain-Lin, kk1999, ashley1985, CollegeStar21, GoddessOfLove321, paredden, RikkiBrooke, and iamastar because you were the first people who ever followed/favorited my story and when I checked my email that day after school you made me smile I how you like it. So this is for you.
PPS: The next chapter is dedicated to Aussiegleek18 because you and a guest were my first review and you made me feel the love to. 3
Now on with the chapter!
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*After his talk with Rachel Puck went home relax and think about his hot girlfriend.
Walking into his house he saw his mother and sister watching TV with the place a mess. It looked like they were wild animals or something. Now don't get him wrong Noah Puckerman hated cleaning for any reason normally.
But this time he had a girlfriend, not just some girl he wanted to get with, that was coming over tomorrow. They had agreed that on Friday night after the game Rachel would come over to his house for dinner and he would go to her house for Saturday dinner. And since his girlfriend was coming over he didn't want her to think he was a pig.
"Why are you laying on your butts! We have company coming over tomorrow and this place is a mess.", he yelled way his hands and picking up stuff from the ground.
"What, Noah stop yelling for God's sake." His mom said wondering why he was so mad.
"Why am I so mad? Ma, this place is a mess and you haven't cooked anything at all yet", he said exasperated.
He wondered why he had been cursed to have this family out of everyone else's.
Rebecca Puckerman wondered what the hell was up with her son today he had never cared what the house looked like before and usually after a game he went out for junk with his friends and brought some back for her and his sister.
Voicing these thoughts she got the most unexpected answer her son had ever given her.
"I'm mad because my girlfriend is coming over tonight after the game to meet you. That's why I'm so mad Ma. She's coming for dinner tonight and I don't mind her thinking I'm a slob but you're different. If she shows up and sees the house like this, because you work so hard, then only two things can happen.", he said getting worked up the more he thought about it.
"Either she'll realize I'm a dirty slob that no good for her and that she's way out of my league and she'll break up with me right on the spot. Or she'll realize that you're so over worked that we hardly have anyone to take care of us so she'll be here constantly." He said all this less and less to his family and more and more to himself as he got more worked up.
Getting even more worked up he realized something else saying it out loud without thought.
"And if she's constantly around then she'll realize how crazy and dysfunctional we are and want to break up." At this point he was in full-blown panic, picking up anything in his path as he paced the room repeatedly.
"You have a girlfriend, an actual girlfriend not just some hooch that you're messing around with.". "And you care what our house looks like because she's coming to dinner?" his mother and sister said at the same time with awe in their voices.
"Yeah, I have an actual girlfriend. I'm awesome it was bound to happen eventually", he said crossing his arms with a frown on his face and a slightly insulted form what they and just implied.
"And yeah I care what she thinks", he continued. "She's way to awesome for me not to. She's Jewish and talented and hot and gorgeous and she thinks I'm awesome. So yeah, I care what the house looks like when she comes over for dinner tonight. And did I mentioned she's Jewish Ma." he said with a grin on her face.
"She's Jewish and you didn't think to have called ahead to tell me so I can get ready." his mother said in a slightly demonic voice. "Sarah clean this place up and Noah get ready to go to the store we need to make a good impression on this girl if she's as amazing as you're describing.", she said going into the kitchen and ordering his sister about.
"We can't screw this up who knows how many this you'll meet a nice Jewish girl like this so we need to hook her now."
Looking into the fridge Rebecca handed him a list and told him to go to the store and get everything on it and whatever else this girlfriend of his liked.
Puck swaggered out of the house with a grin on his face seeing them into action know that Rachel wasn't going to know what hit her when it came time for dinner tonight.
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Puck heard a knock on the door and took a deep breath. He hoped he didn't screw tonight up with Rachel.
Opening the door he saw the radiant sight that he called his girlfriend. (He would never get used to that) Looking up at him she smiled her award-winning Rachel Berry smile (that might have made his heart skip a little teeny, tiny beat)
"Hello Noah, I brought my world-famous sugar cookies for dessert tonight", she said holding up a container full of her magical cookies that he remembered from when her birthday in 5th grade.
"Berry if my family didn't love you from you just being you then you'll have sealed the deal with those cookies. If my mom doesn't offer to pay a dowry or just plain out adopt you by the end of tonight I won't eat a single one of you magic cookies." he said knowing that his Ma will want to trade her by the end of tonight.
"Now Noah don't exaggerate my cookies are good but not that good." he said.
Puck just shook his head "Yeah Berry they are. Just come on inside." he said gesturing for her to come in.
Entering the house Rachel saw a little girl around ten years old sitting on the couch watching TV. Smiling brightly she held out her hand and said, "Hi I'm Rachel Berry Noah's girlfriend and you're Sarah right?"
Looking shocked to at Rachel she replied "You're really pretty and you seem nice. So why are you with my brother?" she asked
"Hey!" Noah said remembering why he was so awful to his sister in the first place.
"That's not very nice to say to your brother", Rachel said feeling her boyfriend offence to that statement. "I happen to think your brother is very nice and very talented in many areas. You should see him play guitar or eve sing it's what attracted me to him in the first place. And I happen to think your brother is very good-looking." she said a sly grin forming on her face from the one forming on Noah's face at her words.
Sliding an arm around her waist he said, "Thanks' Berry, you're not too bad yourself." Leaning to kiss her just as his mother came from inside the kitchen.
Pulling apart from her boyfriend Rachel stood as tall and strong as she could and said, "Hello, I'm Rachel Berry your son's girlfriend. It's very nice to meet you Ma'am."
She smiled as confidently as she could as she watched Noah's mother scrutinize her under that self-explanatory Jewish woman's eye. Watching as it took in her from head to toe lingering in on her Star of David cross. Eventually her eyes landed on the container in her hands. Raising an eyebrow she silently asked Rachel what was in it.
"Oh" Rachel said understanding (and gaining points in her favor because it would have taken verbalizing to any other girl her son had dated in the past.)
"These are just some sugar cookies I made. I understand that the dinner plans were unexpected and I thought I'd save you the trouble of making dessert tonight."
Mrs. Puckerman smiled 'What a seemingly nice girl' she thought. She wondered what the catch was.
"That was a very kind thought of you dear. I'm Rebecca Puckerman it's nice to meet you. Dinner just finished why don't you come and eat so we can learn more about each other."
'Oh my god, here comes the interrogation' both Rachel and Puck thought together.
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After a dinner of questions Rebecca was satisfied that Rachel was the nice, perfect, way to good for her son, the type of girl she had always dreamed of for her son. Sarah was content that she could get a super cool old sister soon if her brother played her cards. Noah was happy that they thought Rachel was as awesome as he thought. And Rachel was happy that everyone seemed to like her just fine. All in all dinner with the Puckerman's was a success.
