A/N: Hey guys! Thanks for tuning in so far with my weird take on an Ouran-based world for pitch perfect. Sorry if this update is a bit short. Anyways, here is chapter 3. No Chloe this time (she will be mentioned though) as I focus my spotlight on the Host Club a bit, the shenanigans of the physical exam, and an intruder in the school!?

BTW, don't know if you guys have heard of Supergirl and the current storyline one of the characters is getting (aka I'm currently shipping Sanvers so hard… and I admit SuperCorp too…) that I've decided to write a fic for that too. It would be a long one but I'll update each ongoing fic as regularly as I can so yeah, if you're enjoying this fic so far and you've enjoyed my other fics before I do suggest you give that a try. It's called 'Will You Be My Savior?' and the first 2 chapters are already up. Chapter 3 for that will be up soon too!

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Beca was minding her own business, looking out the window and watching the lively atmosphere of the school during lunch time. She never really goes to their fancy cafeteria to eat lunch – because seriously, who serves caviar at a school cafeteria – especially since she packs her own food. One of the perks of joining the host club, Beca had to admit, was that she now had a quiet place to eat.

As it would seem, most of the hosts also hang out in the club room during lunch, with Jesse having food sent to them from the cafeteria. That's what happens when you're the son of the school chairman.

Today was actually a pretty quiet day. Emily never really hangs out with them during lunch, choosing that time of day to hang out with her friends in the middle school department instead. Lilly and Donald were pretty much just minding their own business, Amy making it clear to Beca that the two of them were actually dating. Amy herself would either join them or not, depending on if she has some "secret rendezvous" somewhere. That afternoon, she was there, however, the usually lively blonde was busy studying for their ancient languages exams.

Beca sighed. Amy could have asked her for help studying but a part of Beca was actually glad of the peace and quiet. It's been four days since the dance… which means it's been four days since she accidentally kissed Chloe on her lips.

It was an accident. An accident she wasn't entirely sure she felt sorry or guilty of. But she does know she felt something… something she hasn't felt for a very long time, since her mom died.

Something inside her ignited and for the briefest of moments the world wasn't just in black in white, or various shades of grey for that matter.

Beca wanted to know why, what was the reason behind it all, but she was also thankful that Chloe seemed to be giving her space. The redhead smiled at her like always whenever they run into each other in the hallway but she hasn't come and visited the host club for a while. Beca had asked Aubrey about it the other day and the vice president of the cub simply smirked. In the end, it was Luke who gave her an answer. "She's probably just trying to focus on her Russian Lit presentation. We need to give one on individually assigned readings in class. Mine's not until the end of the year but hers is coming up."

"Oh, well that makes sense." Beca absentmindedly replied and Luke grinned.

"Don't you miss a certain redhead?" he teased and that was when Beca decided to ignore him and mind her own business.

And by mind her own business, she meant stare through the windows with the hopes of spotting Chloe somewhere in the many faces of the students outside enjoying a surprisingly sunny day.

"We have a problem." Jesse suddenly proclaimed to everyone, storming into the club room like it was the end of the world or something and they needed to come up with a plan about how to stop it.

That or figure out which apocalypse bunker they get to stay in…

You'll never know with these rich people…

"Calm down Swanson and don't overly catastrophize things." Aubrey said coolly all while she was balancing the host club's budget. She closed her black leather bound notebook before turning to face Jesse with a curious expression on her face. "Breathe and tell us all what the problem is." she commanded with a rather diplomatic tone.

Yeah, Aubrey is one special kind of lady. It didn't take Beca long to realize just how much of an integral part of the host club she is.

Well, Aubrey and Luke really.

"Two words. Physical Exam." Jesse then said, trying his best not to hyperventilate.

"What about it?" Aubrey asked, unfazed, trying to figure out what on earth was the problem with that.

"It's in two days." Jesse replied before turning his attention to look at Beca.

The rest of the hosts followed, turning their attention to their new member and suddenly it all clicked.

Whatever the hell 'it' was.

Aubrey took a deep breath, realization dawning. "Right, we make such a big spectacle of it every year and all. If we don't do something the whole school will find out that Beca is actually a girl."

"I don't see the problem with it." Beca then said, jumping into the conversation. "I mean, if it's about the debt, we're a co-ed host club right? I can still be a member until I pay it off."

"But you don't understand Beca… the repercussions…" Jesse started to animatedly say and Luke nodded in agreement. "How do you think all the girls who've been pining after you would feel?"

"Again, first of all, I don't see how that's much of a big problem…"

"Well, they would be confused for sure." Aubrey butted in, never letting Beca finish her thoughts. "Besides, that would mean you'll be entertaining the male guests more. Spend less time with your friends and Chloe as a host too."

"B-but…" Beca started to say as a counter argument. The thought of spending less time with Chloe caught her off guard for a bit but she managed to pull herself together. "But they can still request me as their host. Again, problem solved."

"Ugh, but those guys… when they realize how adorable you actually are…" Jesse started stammering off. "I can't let anyone of them go near my daughter!" he went on.

"Can it with the 'daughter' thing! It's weird!" Beca protested.

"Right, we can't let that happen. Chlo- I mean, we need to protect Beca." Luke then supported. "Any plans?"

Aubrey sighed giving Luke a knowing look, gently shaking her head. "Focus on the most important of the repercussions here. Our guests would think we deceived them."

"But you did." Beca interjected.

"And what would happen to the good name of the host club, then?" Aubrey continued, ignoring Beca's comments.

"Oh for the… it's just a physical exam and if the truth comes out so be it. Nothing good ever comes from living a lie." Beca said but the other seemed to ignore what she was saying.

"Uh guys," Amy then said to the rest of the club, "how about before we do anything else, we find a way to motivate her."

"Fancy tuna." Lilly then surprisingly said out loud. Well, at least loud enough for Beca to hear.

Beca looked up from her viewing of the school grounds outside the window just in time for Jesse to smile suspiciously. "Oh, that's right! You didn't get the chance to eat any during the party, did you?"

Donald then jumped in, shaking his head in distaste to acknowledge the rest of the club. "Did you hear that? She's never eaten fancy tuna before. Isn't that awful?"

To that, Luke sighed rather dramatically. "Wow, talk about a difficult childhood."

"Right, if only Beca could stay in the Host Club, she'd have the chance to eat all the fancy tuna she wants." Jesse added.

"W-what are you guys talking about?" Beca then said, having had enough of being talked about as if she wasn't even in the room. "Don't be silly. Just 'cause I'm poor and I've never had it doesn't mean I'm so much of a glutton that I'd go fooling everyone in the school about my gender just to try some fancy tu- Am I really gonna get to try it?"

Jesse, Amy, Donald, and Luke all grinned. Even Lilly smiled.

Aubrey simply just chuckled.

And Beca already knew she was going to regret ever letting the host club get to her with promises of food, especially fancy tuna.

That better be some really special fancy tuna.


The day of the physical exam had finally arrived and all was going well, as Aubrey noted. They've managed to come up with a good and simple plan to make sure that Beca's little secret won't be revealed although the rest of the club couldn't help themselves and just had to go an extra mile.

And by extra mile, Aubrey meant totally over-the-top.

Although in truth she knew the said plan was still the club's way to make Jesse pay for his comments about being side-characters to a story unfolding right before them during the party.

"Hey Posen," Beca said, approaching her as the students each filed in towards the rather vast clinic and health center they have in the high school building, "don't you think it's weird that these doctors are all so jovial and nice?" she had asked.

Aubrey looked up. Sure enough what Beca said was true, although she already knew that. The doctors were all very nice and approachable. They entertained their patients well, encouraging them to stay healthy and congratulating them for growing an inch taller, or even losing half a pound with their weight. She turned to look at Beca who was waiting for an answer with a knowing smile. "Of course they are. They're all personally chosen by the school's chairman. This may be a school, Beca, but it's also a business, therefore he wants to keep the students happy. After all, most of them come from prominent families with fine pedigrees such as myself, and they sure have their own private doctors at home. Really, all of this is just a formality."

Beca sighed and muttered something under her breath looking a little annoyed. The tiny host looked like she was about to ask her something else when they heard a racket at a nearby cubicle, Donald and Luke laughing so hard.

"Why is Swanson wearing a wig and pretending to be Mitchell?" Jessica asked Ashley. The boys usually had their chest measurements on public display. It was annoying like hell, but boys will be boys and they typically liked to show off on being the most physically appealing, for the lack if a better word.

Aubrey sighed. Revenge was definitely sweet though.

"You said no one would notice!" Jesse exclaimed.

"Swanson, you do know that you're inches taller than Mitchell, right?" Luke then said in between short bursts of laughter.

"I can't believe I'm associated with those people…" Beca then said flatly.

"Sometimes I feel the same." Aubrey then said with a chuckle. "Follow me Mitchell." she then ordered Beca.

"And where on earth are we going?" Beca asked, although she did follow as she was commanded.

Aubrey led the way to smaller sized private clinic. It was typically used by students who attend school but are really ill, for example if one of them had the flu but persisted to come to class thinking they only had a headache. The room was rarely used, as students of the academy always prioritized their well-being more than anything else.

"Right this way, Ms. Mitchell. Don't worry we've been made aware by your situation by Ms. Posen." the female doctor said as soon as Beca stepped into the room.

"Well then Mitchell, I'll leave you to it." Aubrey then said before turning to leave.

"Thanks." Beca replied. "Hey Aubrey, don't mind me asking, but why are you doing this? Riding along with the host club whims? You don't strike me as someone who would do something so juvenile or trivial unless you'll get anything out of it. I just don't see what benefit you'll get from any of this."

Aubrey smiled. "Well, aren't you smart?" she replied. Aubrey wasn't going to lie, Beca's comment made her stop and think for a moment. But the answer was simple really.

For one thing, Beca was proving to be quite the source of their entertainment at the host club. But Aubrey had more personal reasons.

There's Chloe for one – because Aubrey new for sure that her best friend was already falling for the littlest host and Beca Mitchell had enough of mix of adorable and spunk to attract any of the other boys in school who might try to sweep her off her feet, Jesse included, Aubrey wasn't blind to it. And maybe she could see that Beca herself was already falling for her best friend and she wants to make sure that they get the happy ending they surely will deserve, should they really fall for each other, without other people complicating matters. She was very protective of Chloe.

Jesse for two, because even though Aubrey won't ever admit it to any one, the two had become good friends over the years since Jesse transferred to the academy his junior year. Aubrey new that despite his own infatuation on their new member, he needed a friend, a good friend, especially after she graduates, and Beca seems to know how to handle him and his ridiculous whims.

The host club in its entirety for three. Beca was bringing something new to the host club, something they never had before. And the club atmosphere had changed for the better since she had joined for sure.

"Maybe I do have something I'm getting out of this." Aubrey replied in all honesty and Beca looked at her in confusion. Aubrey smiled, one of the rare times she genuinely did. "I'm not beholden to you Mitchell, I don't owe you an explanation. I do what I want and what I want is to go along with all of this. Besides, you still owe us."

"Sounds like an answer you'll give." Beca then replied with a smirk. "Well, thanks again Posen."

"Anytime Mitchell." Aubrey replied and left.

The day went on without a hitch. Well, except for a tiny misunderstanding when a doctor came looking for her daughter at the school and started approaching students but apparently he was the wrong school…

It freaked some of the female students out since he looked unshaven, and, well, poor…

…but the matter was solved quickly by the club.

Especially when he almost ended up happening upon Beca's little secret and unknowingly expose it to the whole school by entering the room where Beca had her physical exam. Luckily, Luke managed to stop him and Emily, sweet innocent Emily who was actually a very talented martial artist like Lilly, managed to stop him from entering the room. Jesse managed to clear up the confusion quickly and helped the poor guy get to the right school after that.

So far most of the host club's misadventures end up involving their new member.

Like she though earlier, Beca was bringing something new to the club and their mundane daily lives. Sometimes it was entertaining, sometimes it was troublesome.

But what's life without a little color of excitement?