-1I hate them! Always running, yelling, dirtying this place when I work so hard to keep it clean! Do they not realize that if it weren't for me they'd be living in a filth hole? Who do you think is in charge of the elves when they go out to clean? And it's not as though I can just wave a wand and make the dirt go away, it takes hours of scrubbing!
Oh God, I've got to stop reminding myself about that. You're fifty-three years old man, get yourself together! It's kind of hard for one to forget though. It'd be hard for you too if you lived at a school for magic when you were a squib! I hate this place!
Oh, you want to hear about Harry Potter, of course you do. What can I say? He's annoying, selfish, attention-seeking fool who got lucky one day and didn't die. Him and his friends have made some of the biggest messes I've ever had to clean up! He's like all the other students, he runs around, gets the school dirty, and then hates me because I punish him. They're all so predictable, there's no variation to them at all.
I don't care what Harry Potter does so long as he doesn't make a mess and so long as he never goes snooping in my office ever again. The stupid, nosey boy! As if I wanted anyone, him least of all because he's no doubt got a huge mouth, finding out that I'm a squib.
Oh, now you want to know about why I'm so mean, why I want to string people up from their toenails and the like. I ask you, if you spent all day, everyday cleaning up after children and got absolutely no respect whatsoever, would you be skipping down the halls singing? The punishments, ah the punishments. Do you not realize that that is mainly for show? True, I wouldn't say no to corporal punishment coming back, but it's not as though I want to deal with it constantly. I have enough to do as it is.
This is the end of this wonderful little story, because you're probably sick of hearing about me, and God knows I'm sick of you.
A/N: There you have it, this is the last installment of this little fic. I know it was short and pointless, but I'm rather proud of having finished it. Thanks once again to Twilight L. Xari for betaing, and to those who reviewed.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. This work of fiction was made entirely for entertainment purposes and no money was earned from it.
