Disclaimer: I don't own the Beatles, anything affiliated with them, Les Misérables, or anything affiliated with that. Okey dokey? Good. Oh, yes. I refer to Combeferre as 'Ferre because it's quicker to type. :)

"Bonjour, fellas," Prouvaire greets as he walks in Le Café Musain.

"Hi," answers Feuilly.

"We're not here to chat! We got a revolution to win!" Enjolras pounds his fist into the table.

The intro of the Beatles' song "Revolution" can be heard.

"YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION!" John Lennon sings, cheerfully entering the café.

"No! It's M. Lennon!" Marius whimpers, hugging his walrus Beanie Baby.

"Well, you know…" Paul McCartney sings.

"We all want to change the world!" McCartney and Lennon sing together.

"You ask me for a contribution!" George Harrison chimes in.

"Well you know…" Ringo Starr joins.
"We all love to see the plan!" They sing together.

"Stop!" Enjolras yells.

"Quiet, Enj, I love this song!" Prouvaire cries with joy.

"It would make a nice battle cry!" says 'Ferre.

"MEEP!" cries Marius.

"You darn Beatles! You always come in at the wrong time!" Enjolras's face turns red.

"But when you talk about destruction…" Prouvaire hums.

"JEAN!" Enjolras is mad.

"Don't you know that you can count me out!" Jean, John, Paul, George, and Ringo sing.

"But destruction's good!" Enjolras yells.

"Run away!" cries 'Ferre.

"Marius, let go of the walrus!" Feuilly whispers as he takes Marius's arm.

"NO! PICKLES!" Marius mourns for his poor walrus Beanie Baby.

"Dur… why are we running?" Grantaire manages.

"Enjolras is gonna blow up the Musain!" 'Ferre explains.

"But explosions release germs! Icky!" Joly whimpers.

TO BE CONTINUED… .:dun dun dun:.
Ooooo! The horror! The suspense!