Episode 3: Searing Flames!
The spotlight on our favorite TV show switches on and reveals the six hosts standing in the middle of the imagination room, beaming smiles on their face, while a boy with a blonde buzz cut (Hmm sounds like Aphrodi) is standing with them, grinning from ear to ear. Occasional sounds are heard from the back room like, "Get off me Burn! I'm not AuS and you have no right to be in that position with her also!" or "Hiroto, stop dreaming about NaCl and help me!" or "Fudou I will kill you! You like my little sister and that stupid host? PLAYBOY!" With each of these comments, the hosts' smiles decrease…until they have murderous expressions…
NaCl: (steps forward with a strained smile) Welcome to the third episode of My Chemical Truth or Dare, the hottest new TV show with the hottest new hosts! Where anything can happen, and the dares border on insanity! I hope you kill yourselves laughing over this new batch of truths and dares cuz they are hil-ar-io-us!
Lil bro: (sweatdrop) Kill yourselves laughing? Remind me to not sit next to you for lunch…
NaCl: (dark aura) This batch of dares was submitted by the talented Hibisha! Who, if you're listening, really need to update Forbidden Force…
Lil bro: Oh I almost forgot! Onee-chan doesn't own Inazuma Eleven which belongs to the genius Level-5, and the content showed in this show are not suited for children under the age of 12, aka, are not corrupted…
NaCl: Yes! Oh, and we have a guest star (points to unknown) this is Miruuji Emii-kun! And he will be joining us for another wonderful session of My…Chemical…Truth…or…Dare!
The audience's cheers, wolf whistles and stomping nearly bring the house down. However, a certain horrified voice cuts through the commotion…
Unknown: OMG! HIROTO! BURN! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO ARE SUCH PERVS! JUST WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE PG+ PICTURES OF NACL AND AUS?
Hiroto & Burn: …
Everyone: (stares at door to back room)
NaCl: (trying, unsuccessfully to get everyone's attention and cover her blush) Um…peoples? The show? The first dare is… 'I dare Endou to shave his head bald.'
Lil bro: OI! Soccer baka! Come out!
Endou: (comes out looking disgusted and creeped out) I did so not want to see that…Burn really is perverted…(notices everyone staring at him) What?
NaCl: (staring quizzically at him) Um…you have to shave your head bald…
Endou: Okay! (skips to the corner where the barber is)
Everyone: (sweatdrop)
Endou: What? Even you would be glad to get out off the room of perverts…
P.H.: Next dare! 'I dare Hiroto to jump on one leg for 5 solid hours.'
NaCl: WHY HERO-KUN?
Hiroto: (comes out looking disgusted and creeped out) That Burn…
P.H.: You have to jump on one leg for five hours…
Hiroto: WHAT?
Juice: (blows a speck of dust off her fingernails)
Hiroto: (gulps) Fine…
One minute later…
P.H.: GOD THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!
Hiroto: (jumping)
NaCl: (light bulb) I know! I'll go in the future to five hours from now!
Miruuji Emii: Can you do that?
NaCl: If a descendant of Endou and Natsumi can do it, so can I!
Fast forward to four hours and fifty eight minutes later…
NaCl: 3…2…1…you can stop!
Hiroto: (stops jumping and collapses)
NaCl: (faints)
Miruuji: This didn't go well…
3.14: Um…I'll say the next dare! 'I dare Kazemaru to bake a prank cake filled with Tabasco sauce and feed it to Burn.'
Kazemaru: WHAT?
Kogure: (drags him to the kitchen in another corner) Ushishishi, I'll help you!
Ten minutes later,
3.14: Oh, Burn~
Burn: What? Oh and I did NOT take perverted pictures of AuS, Hiroto was lying!
Everyone: (stares at him)
3.14: No, it's not that…Kazemaru has to feed you a cake…
Burn: (instantly brightens up) CAKE?
Kazemaru feeds him the cake and runs away, the platter held protectively over his head while waiting for Burn to explode…
Burn: (finishes cake) OMG! THAT WAS AWESOME CAKE!
Everyone: (sweatdrop)
Lil bro: Umm…it didn't taste…different?
Burn: (thinking hard) Now that you mention it…I think it was a little sweeter than usual…did Kazemaru put too much sugar?
Juice: Okay…you're officially creeping me out…and that's not including the certain pictures of my best friend…
AuS: (as red as Burn's hair) Next dare…? 'I dare Gazel to go and try to freeze the entire Pacific Ocean or eat ten pounds of the hottest jalapeno peppers known to man (or alien).
Gazel: WHAT?
P.H.: So? Which one are you going to choose?
Gazel: I'll freeze the Pacific Ocean…
The imagination room door opens and shows miles of undulating waves of bluish green seawater. Gazel saunters forward and takes a soccer ball and kicks it with a 'Northern Impact!' and ice spreads from the point of impact. Ten seconds later, the Pacific Ocean is frozen into a block of ice.
Gazel: That was easy!
3.14: (sweatdrop) Um…yeah…well, back to the show…the next dare is-
The TV screens set up on either side of the stage start beeping and glowing red. A tinny, recorded voice comes on…
Weird voice: We are sorry to interrupt this broadcast, but we bring a warning bulletin. The Pacific Ocean is frozen over, I repeat, the Pacific Ocean is frozen over. It's over folks, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE JUDGEMENT!
There is silence on the stage and in the audience. Then, silently, everyone turns to look at Gazel.
Gazel: What? IT WAS A DARE!
AuS: Burn…your Atomic Flare is required…
Burn takes the soccer ball and uses Atomic Flare on the ice, which promptly melts. Ten seconds later, the same voice comes back on…
Weird voice: Um…apparently, as you can see, the world hasn't ended and the Pacific Ocean is back to its normal state…we are sorry for interrupting this broadcast.
3.14: (glaring at the weird voice….wait, WHAT?) As I was saying, the next dare is… 'I dare Fudou to kiss Natsumi.'
Fudou: WHAT?
Natsumi: EWW!
Haruna & P.H.: (dark aura) WHAT?
Kidou: (dark aura) With how many girls are you cheating on my little sister?
Natsumi: I DO NOT WANT TO KISS BALDIE!
Juice: Just do it, you hyped up Barbie doll!
Natsumi: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Juice: SO YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT A BEAUTY QUEEN?
Fudou: Ladies, ladies, you're both beautiful, please stop fighting!
Natsumi & Juice: (turn and yell at Fudou) GET OUT OF HERE, BALDIE!
Kidou: (raises eyes threateningly) Just how many girls do you call beautiful in a day?
Fudou: (arrogant grin) Wouldn't you want to know, goggles…
Natsumi & Juice: (still cat fighting)
Miruuji: Natsumi, Juice, please ladies, you're both pretty, now let's GET ON WITH THE SHOW!
Natsumi & Juice: (stop fighting and look at Miruuji)
Fudou: How come they stop for him and not for me?
Kidou: Cuz…you're too rude and too much of a playboy…
3.14: (losing temper) MY GOD, JUST KISS, IT ISN'T THE END OF THE WORLD!
Fudou: (glares at 3.14 and kisses Natsumi)
Natsumi: EWW! (wipes mouth)
Miruuji: (dark aura) Must…kill…Fudou…must…kill…Fudou…
Everyone: (sweatdrop)
Juice: Next dare! 'I dare Gouenji to go sit in the refrigerator in his under pants with the cold meter on so high that even Gazelle feels cold!'
3.14: Don't we need a refrigerator?
A refrigerator appears…
Gouenji: I AM NOT DOING THAT!
Juice: Is it cold enough, Gazel?
Gazel: (poking his head inside fridge and shivering) Y-y-y-yes-es-es-es!
Gouenji: I AM NOT DOING THAT!
Juice: (examining nails) Yes, you are.
Gouenji: (gulps) Fine…
Gouenji is thrown into the fridge wearing Chimchar underwear and the door is closed, effectively cutting off Gouenji's chattering teeth and cries for help…
Miruuji: You people are evil…
P.H.: We know~
Miruuji: (looks around) Hey, where's NaCl-san?
AuS: NaCl? Now that you mention it, I haven't seen her for awhile…
Juice: Next dare! 'I dare Gazelle to go to the Sahara dessert wearing full sleeved T-shirt, two jackets and baggy jeans.'
Gazel: WH-WHAT?
Burn: (arrogant smirk) Can you handle the red-hot flames?
3.14 snaps her fingers and Gazel instantly is wearing a full-sleeved black T-shirt, two black leather jackets and baggy jeans.
Miruuji: HA! Gazel is wearing SLEEVES!
Gazel: (gasps) It's so hot!
Burn: (smirks) And you haven't yet met my friend, the Sahara desert!
The imagination door opens again, this time to show the middle of the Sahara desert. The emergency sprinklers are activated as the heat washes over the room. Half the audience faint from the heat.
Everyone: (soaking wet and glaring at Gazel)
Gazel: (pants) It is sooo hot! I…need…water…
Burn: (evil smile) Let me help you with that! (pushes Gazel out and slams the door) Ushishishi!
Miruuji: (soaking wet) Glad the sprinklers stopped…that was really hot!
AuS: When are we going to take him out?
Lil bro: In five hours…
Miruuji: EVIL…where's NaCl-san? Isn't she the only one who can control her brother?
AuS: Yes, she is…ask Juice, maybe she'll know!
Juice: Ask me what?
Miruuji: Where NaCl-san is…
Juice: (evil smile) Oh, just ask Hiroto! He'll know where his lady love is!
Miruuji: Great idea! But…
Juice: But what?
Miruuji: I can't find Hiroto either…
Everyone: (realizes the implications of what Miruuji said)
Juice: Oh…My…God…
AuS: Well, there's no other possible answer! If Hiroto and NaCl are missing at the same time…
Lil bro: OI! That means she ditched the show!
3.14: Well, as NaCl would say, on with the show! Next dare! 'I dare Burn to be forced to wear a bikini and walk on the runway like a model...in front of some highly over reactive fan girls.'
Burn: W-WHAT?
Kogure: Ushishishi…
P.H.: (evil smile) Maybe we should ask AuS to give you a bikini…
AuS: (as red as Burn's hair) W-WHAT?
Juice: (evil smile) Here it is! (holds up a fire engine red bikini and a pair of red pumps)
AuS: (even redder, if it's possible) W-WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
Juice throws the bikini and heels to Burn, who looks more mortified than AuS, and whose face has blended with his hair and snaps her fingers. A catwalk appears, stretching into the audience, and all Burn fangirls suddenly appear on the side of the catwalk, waving flags with his name and face…
AuS: (dark aura) My Burn…
Burn: (kisses her on the cheek) Don't worry, it's only a dare…(dresses in bikini)
Burn fangirls: (screaming their heads off) KAWAII! KYA~ DEATH TO AUS~ SOO HOT! BURN, I LOVE YOU~
Lil bro: (covering his ears) Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…god, woman…
Aphrodi: (sneezes)
Burn: (looks around him with a pleading look)
Juice: (evil smile) Come on…(pushes him onto catwalk)
Burn: (almost falls off the catwalk in surprise) AHH!
Burn fangirls: AHH~ BURN! BURN! I LOVE YOU BURN! YOU LOOK AWESOME IN THAT TOTALLY REVEALING BIKINI~
Burn: (red) Totally revealing…!
As Burn tries to navigate the half foot wide runway in three-inch heels, AuS's face is getting more and more murderous. As he finishes, and starts to run back, he trips and falls…right into the sea of fangirls…who carry him off…to god knows where…
Aphrodi: HEY! I don't know where they're carrying him! Don't blame me!
Burn: AHH! HELP! AUS! NACL! JUICE! SOMEBODY! EVEN GAZEL! OR BAKA HIROTO! (gets carried out of the building)
AuS: (faints)
Miruuji: This…is a problem…
Lil bro: Don't worry! I know how to get our favorite tulip head back!
Miruuji: You do?
Lil bro: (evil smile) I'm going to call them (calls the fangirls) I'm afraid we'll need Burn for our show…what? He's unconscious? …I'm sure Burn would be delighted to give you lovely ladies an autograph when he…uh…wakes up…BUT WE NEED HIM HERE! I'M GOING TO CALL THE COPS AND TELL YOUR MOTHER THAT YOU SNUCK OUT TO COME HERE AND THAT YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND THAT YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
One second later, Burn crashes through the roof, now wide awake…
Lil bro: (snaps phone shut) It worked!
Everyone: (stares at him)
Lil bro: A combination of bribery and blackmail…onee-chan has taught me well…
Miruuji: Alright, your entire family is EVIL!
Juice: You just realized?
Burn: I'm glad you people care so much about me!
Juice: Actually we needed you for the next dare…if it was up to me, I would have left you in the…um…capable hands of those fangirls… (throws a bucket of ice water on AuS) Wakey, wakey~
AuS: (wakes up) Remind me to never ask you to wake me up!
P.H.: Oh, don't be such a baby! Next dare! 'I dare Shirou to go and punch Burn and stand there like an idiot to see the outcome...which would probably be death.'
Miruuji: Hibisha-san! I thought you liked Fubuki-san! Or was that Zonex-san…?
Juice: I think it was Zonex…
AuS: God, Fubuki just punch him and get it over with!
Fubuki: W-WHAT? HE'LL MURDER ME!
Juice: Oh, come on! If Kidou hasn't murdered Fudou by now, there's still hope for you!
Fubuki: (brightens up) Really?
Juice: (evil smile) Sure! You might just be in the hospital for only two weeks!
Fubuki: …
3.14: JUST DO IT! The sooner you bakas finish, the sooner I GET TO GO TO SLEEP!
Everyone: (sweatdrop)
Fubuki: F-fine…
Fubuki goes up to an oblivious Burn who is talking with AuS and not paying attention…suddenly, everyone can sense a dark aura coming from Fubuki. A strong wind blows through the room and Fubuki's bangs lift up, and his eyes change color…and he saunters up to Burn…and punches him in the face, earning Burn's attention. A sharp crack echoes around the room…
Fubuki: (evil smile) I always wanted to do that…
Burn: (turns slowly to look at Fubuki, his face murderous, blood trickling from his nose)
Suddenly, someone bursts through the ceiling and lands between Burn and Fubuki. He has orange hair with his bangs up and blue eyes. He turns to Fubuki with a smug smile…
Unknown: Nii-san! There's hope for you!
Fubuki: (blinks, dark aura disappears, eyes turn back to blue, bangs fall back down) Atsuya! I thought you died!
Atsuya: Is that any way to welcome your brother?
Burn: YOU BROKE MY NOSE!
Atsuya: (turns and stares at him) Well, you're a slow one…
Burn: (ignores Atsuya and picks up a ball) You are going to feel the flames of hell!
AuS: Um…dear…that may not be such a good…
Burn: (kicking soccer ball at Fubuki) ATOMIC FLARE!
Everyone winces as the ball hits Fubuki and slams him into the wall. He slides to the bottom and lies there, unconscious…
Burn: There, he got what he deserved!
Atsuya: Maybe the kick will get his brain working properly! I mean, seriously, is the first thing someone says when they see their long-lost brother, 'I thought you died!'?
Everyone: (wisely doesn't answer him)
Juice: What are you doing here, pinkie?
Atsuya: Came to help you guys out! Oh, and of course to see Shirou!
3.14: Someone has their priorities straight…
Atsuya: (ignores her) Well, if you're looking for NaCl, the best bet is to look for Hiroto…
Miruuji: Thank you, Mr. Obvious!
Atsuya: Who is right there! (points to the corner where Hiroto is laying unconscious)
AuS: (trying to stop Burn's nose bleeding) God, Burn! STAY STILL!
Juice: (gets a bucket of water and dumps it on Hiroto) WHO SAID YOU COULD SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW!
Hiroto: (wakes up) Oh, drat! This wasn't a nightmare, after all!
Burn: Oi, bakahead, there's a reason she woke you up!
Hiroto: To torture me even more? Wasn't jumping on one leg for five hours enough?
Juice: NO YOU BAKA! WE NEED OUR CO-HOST BACK!
Hiroto: So?
Atsuya: So we need you to find your beloved NaCl!
Hiroto: (stares at him) Didn't you die?
Atsuya: NO I DID NOT DIE! I WAS JUST IN A COMA FOR EIGHT YEARS!
NaCl: God, no need to act like a drama queen about it!
Everyone: (stares at her)
NaCl: What?
Juice: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?
NaCl: I went out to get ice cream! (shows chocolate ice cream cone) Do you know that everyone is watching this show? Even Inazuma Ice is giving away one free pass to this show with every Someoka Strawberry Special!
Someoka: SOMEOKA STRAWBERRY SPECIAL?
Kogure: Ushishishi…
Juice: (trying not to get angry) But…why…did…you…LEAVE?
NaCl: I came back didn't I?
Atsuya: THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!
NaCl: (stares at him) Says the drama queen that's supposed to be dead!
Atsuya: I give up!
Miruuji: Now that we have found the host, we can continue! Next dare! 'I dare Someoka to go jump off the top of a 400 story building.'
NaCl: EVIL~ I like the way you think, Hibisha-san!
Someoka: SOMEOKA STRAWBERRY SPECIAL?
Everyone: (sweatdrop)
NaCl: Apparently his brain can only process one thought at a time…
Someoka: SOMEOKA STRAWBERRY SPECIAL?
Lil bro: (cackles) Leave this to me…
The door again opens and is now showing the excellent view from the top of a 400 story building…the lights of New York City glitter as the City that Never Sleeps gets ready for another 'sleepless' night…
Lil bro: Is that the Empire State Building?
NaCl: Yep! Wait…it doesn't have 400 floors…it had around 300…
Lil bro: Whatever! (pushes Someoka off the building)
Someoka: SOMEOKA STRARBERRY SPE- (notices the ground rushing up to him) AHH! I'M GOING TO DIE!
The door slams shut…
P.H.: (massages her temples) That baka was seriously getting on my nerves…
Miruuji: Agreed…wait…what is everyone else doing?
AuS: (chasing Burn) BURN! STOP MOVING SO I CAN FIX YOUR NOSE!
3.14: (flirting with Midorikawa) Midorikawa~ You're sooo cute…especially when you leave your hair in a ponytail~
Midorikawa: (tongue-tied) Uhh…
Juice: (chasing Atsuya) 'I thought you died!'… 'I thought you died!'…
Atsuya: Nii-san! Save me!
Miruuji & NaCl & P.H.: (sweatdrop)
NaCl: Alright, who gave 3.14 and Juice Red Bull? (looks pointedly at lil bro)
Lil bro: HEY! My hands are clean in this! (examines his dirty hands) …Figuratively…
Kogure: Ushishishi!
Haruna: KOGURE-KUN!
Fudou: Stop irritating her, you little blue devil!
Desuta: (sneezes)
P.H.: (glares at Fudou) Next dare… 'I dare Natsumi to eat a piece of chicken like a cave woman.'
Natsumi: B-BEG PARDON?
NaCl: Ushishishi…
Kogure: THOSE ARE MY LINES!
P.H.: Haha…love you, Hibisha~
Lil bro: You are truly evil… (looks at Miruuji) Hey, is there something wrong?
Miruuji: (teeth clenched, hands clenched into fists, shaking) N-no…(muttering) Must kill Hibisha…
NaCl snaps her fingers and a chicken leg appears on a silver platter in a horrified Natsumi's hands…
Natsumi: I AM SO NOT DOING THIS!
NaCl: GOD, WOMAN JUST EAT THE DAMN CHICKEN ALREADY!
Natsumi: You can't make me! Juice is over there chasing Atsuya! You have no one to make me do this dare…
NaCl: (massaging temples) Did I mention how much I hate stuck-up spoilt snobs?
Lil bro: You're gonna get it now, Natsumi…Ushishishi!
Kogure: …I'm not even going to bother…
NaCl: (waves hand) You think I can't do anything? For your knowledge, I am a writer, and a talented one at that! I have more imagination in my pinkie than you have in that empty space you call a brain! And you…have…just…insulted…me! (brings hand down)
The floor Natsumi is standing on suddenly gives way, she barely manages to catch hold of the edge. The ground underneath her is packed with fanboys screaming her name and waving flags with her pictures…
NaCl: (looks down at Natsumi, grinning evilly) So, beauty queen? You doubt the power of a writer? Well, let's see how much you enjoy being dropped into a sea of Natsumi fanboys! (starts bringing her foot down on Natsumi's clinging fingers)
Natsumi: (takes one fearful look at the fanboy sea) FINE! I'll do the stupid dare! Just don't make me fall into that sea!
NaCl: (snaps her fingers and the trapdoor closes) THEN EAT!
Lil bro: (looking worriedly at Miruuji) Hey, dude, are you sure you're okay?
Miruuji: I…am…going…to…kill…NaCl-san…
NaCl: Did someone say something?
Miruuji: (too innocent look) No…
Lil bro: Ha! Onee-chan was wrong! You are nowhere naïve and innocent…you are evil…and even more evil…
Natsumi: (eats chicken like a cave woman)
P.H.: (tapes the whole thing) Yeah! This is soo going on YouTube! I'm gonna name it 'Council Prez gone wild!'
Natsumi: W-WHAT?
NaCl: One more dare! Then we can go to sleep…Ahh blessed sleep~
Everyone: (sweatdrop)
3.14: (stops flirting with Midorikawa) Last dare from Hibisha! 'I dare you all to play Chinese whisper. The first sentence is "Burn is a pig-headed, lamebrain, stupid piece of shit." The game starts with Hiroto whispering this into Burn's ear while Burn doesn't know that the game is being played.'
NaCl: HIBISHA, I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!
Juice: (stops chasing Atsuya) Do it, Hiroto!
Hiroto: (gulps) O-okay…(goes up to Burn and whispers something in his ear)
Burn: (purple with rage) GRAN! YOU CALLED ME, THE TRUE CAPTAIN OF GENESIS, A PIG-HEADED, LAMEBRAIN, AND STUPID PIECE OF SHIT?
Hiroto: Umm…yes?
Burn: YOU ARE GOING TO PAY! (kicks soccer ball) ATOMIC FLARE!
The soccer ball glows red and starts flaming, then hits Hiroto, slamming him into the wall, where he collapses…
NaCl: (faints)
AuS: You really need to focus on controlling your temper, dear…
Juice: (sees total chaos) Well, peeps, thanks for watching! Now we will take a short commercial break! Be sure to get a Someoka Strawberry Special for a discount at Inazuma Ice! Thankies for watching! Lights off!
The lights switch on to reveal…the same total chaos, except Juice, 3.14, P.H., and AuS all have circles under their eyes and strained smiles while lil bro is looking with an expression of amusement and Miruuji remains the hyper kid he was…
Juice: (forced smile) Welcome back to My Chemical Truth or Dare! Unfortunately, most of our cast is still…in varied states of oblivion, but I'm sure we'll have an amazing time! This batch of truths and dares was submitted by-
Miruuji: ME!
Juice: (annoyed) Yes, by Miruuji Emii. Well, with no further ado, let's begin!
Miruuji: First truth! '3.14, whom do you love?'
Juice: (rolls her eyes) That's obvious! She loves Midori-chan of course!
3.14: (embarrassed) JUICE!
Midorikawa: JUICE-CHAN! MY NAME ISN'T MIDORI-CHAN!
Juice: (smirks) Sorry, NaCl has rubbed off on me…
AuS: Next truth! 'P.H., whom do YOU love?'
P.H.: (red) Umm…
AuS: (evil smile) Our favorite vertically challenged mohawk freak with a stinking attitude!
P.H.: AUS!
Juice: (too innocent look) Were we not supposed to tell that you love Fudou?
P.H.: (turns slowly to Juice, dark aura slowly beginning to form)
Juice: Uhh…(starts running away) Hasta la vista, baby!
P.H.: I AM GOING TO GET REVENGE, JUICE! (chases her)
3.14: (rolls eyes) Those two… Well, next truth! 'NaCl and Hiroto, do you think you will marry someday and keep a steady relationship?
AuS: Where are those lovebirds anyway?
3.14: LIKE I KNOW!
Miruuji: I have a headache…
Atsuya: (comes up) Has anyone told you that this show sucks?
Suddenly everyone can feel a dark aura emitting from someplace…
Unknown aura: Who…said…that…my…show…sucks…
Atsuya: (terrified)
Unknown aura: (starts laughing) Ushishishi!
Juice: NACL! WAS THAT YOU?
NaCl: (evil smile) Of course! You should have seen the expression on your face, pinkie, priceless~
Juice: (tapping her foot on the ground, dark aura forming) Can…we…get…back…to…THE SHOW?
NaCl: What~ever~
AuS: Now where is Hiroto?
Burn: (smirking) The same place I left him, my sweet…
Juice: (storms up to an unconscious Hiroto and dumps a pail of ice water on him)
Hiroto: (wakes up) AHH! I'm going to get pneumonia, you know…
Juice: Like I care…
P.H.: JUST ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION!
Miruuji: So? Do you?
NaCl & Hiroto: Um…no…
Everyone: (staring shocked)
Miruuji: Wh-WHY?
Hiroto: Um…she… how should I put this? …thinks another guy is hot…
Miruuji: SO? WHEN SHE SAID THAT ABOUT BURN AND GAZEL, YOU DIDN'T CARE! OR WHEN SHE SAID THAT TO FUDOU AND KIDOU!
Hiroto: (red as his hair) That was because they could give me no competition…but this new guy…he-(gets cut off by NaCl)
NaCl: (puts her hand on Hiroto's mouth and laughs nervously) I told you not to tell them, sweetheart…anyway the answer is no…
Everyone: (stares at them)
NaCl: (laughs nervously while sending Hiroto a death glare) Last truth! '3.14 and PH, why do you have nicknames like that?'
P.H. & 3.14: (groan) Oh, god…
NaCl: Ushishishi…
P.H.: Well…to tell the truth…my name is (blank) P. H. So, Juice, being the evil person she is, made that nickname…
Juice: (grins evilly) Mwahahahaha…
3.14: And…um…mine…my last name sounds a lot like Pi…so the numerical value of Pi is 3.14 …again made up by Juice…
Miruuji: Okay! On to the dares! 'I dare Lil bro to kiss Alex from Burn, Baby, Burn and tell her he loves her...'
Lil bro: (stops grinning evilly) Wh-WHAT?
Alex: (comes in) Did someone call me? (notices NaCl) …You…baka…
NaCl: (dark aura) You have no right to talk like that to me…I am your creator!
Alex: Like~I~care~
NaCl: (massages temples) Did I ever mention how much I hate my OCs?
P.H.: (sneaks up behind lil bro and pushes him) Here you go!
Lil bro: (lands on top of Alex, his lips on hers)
Alex: (slaps him) HOW DARE YOU!
Lil bro: Eto…it was a dare?
Alex: (dark aura)
NaCl: (pushes Alex out of the imagination door) I'm sorry but we don't have time to chat! Bye!
3.14: Next dare… 'I dare Lil bro to tell to the whole world he hates basketball.'
Miruuji: (evil smile) Ushishishi! (holds up a camera) This special camera has a program that overrides all programs and broadcasts the video to every TV in the world that is on right now!
Everyone: YOU ARE EVIL!
NaCl: I totally misjudged you…
Miruuji: (too innocent look) What did I do?
3.14: Anyway…DO THE FREAKING DARE!
Lil bro: FINE! I…h-ha-hat-hate…ba-bas-bask-baske-basket-basketba-basketball…
Miruuji: (clicks send)
NaCl: EVIL~
P.H.: Can we finish this episode already? I have to study!
Juice: Me too!
AuS: Fine, next dare! 'I dare Endou to kiss Natsumi so I have a motive to kill him'
NaCl: (burst out laughing) Kiss? Miruuji you are sooo innocent!
Miruuji: (dark aura) What did I do now?
NaCl: (smirking) Dude…in IE Go, they're MARRIED! And you do know what happens on a honeymoon, don't you?
Miruuji: (mouth wide open) Oh…My…God…
Five minutes later,
Natsumi: Miruuji! You don't have to murder him! (winces as a soccer ball hits a running Endou in the face) Never mind…
Lil bro: While Miruuji-san is busy over there… (cackles evilly) Next dare~ 'I dare NaCl to dance Caramelldansen on national TV.'
NaCl: (splutters) EX-EXCUSE ME!
3.14: (bursts out laughing) OMG! Miruuji, you're hilarious!
Miruuji: (stops chasing Endou and holds up a camera) Start dancing, NaCl-san! Innocent, am I…
NaCl: (dances carmelldansen)
Lil bro: OMG! Priceless!
Hiroto: (starry-eyed) She looks cute…
Juice: You…are…a…freak…NaCl looks… (starts laughing)
NaCl: (stops dancing) I AM SO NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN!
P.H.: Next dare! 'I dare Ichinose to kiss Rika…on the lips…and we'll see what happens.'
Ichinose: WHAT THE HELL?
NaCl: Oh no! (holds hands over ears) Either she's going to faint or go hyper…
Juice: (pushes Ichinose on top of Rika)
Ichinose: (kisses Rika)
Rika: (faints)
NaCl: (removes her hands from her ears) Ahh, thank god she fainted…
3.14: FINALLY! LAST DARE! THEN I CAN GO TO SLEEP! 'I dare Burn and Gazel to play the pocky game.'
Burn & AuS: WHAT THE HELL!
Lil bro: Uh-oh…
Miruuji: What?
Lil bro: Gazel…is still…in the Sahara desert…
NaCl: WHICH IDIOT PUT GAZEL IN THE SAHARA DESERT!
Lil bro: IT WAS A DARE, YOU BAKAHEAD!
NaCl: YOU DARE CALL YOUR ONEE-CHAN A BAKAHEAD!
Lil bro: I DO! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT!
NaCl: MY PROBLEM IS THAT YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ME WHATSOEVER!
Miruuji: My god, these two can't stop fighting, can they…
Juice: AHH! I'll just get the godamn baka (opens imagination door and drags in an unconscious Gazel) WHO THE HELL SAID YOU COULD SLEEP? (throws a bucket of water on Gazel)
Gazel: (wakes up) AHH! COLD~~
Everyone else: (sweatdrop)
NaCl: (tosses them the pocky) Ready, steady, go~
Burn & Gazel: (play pocky game until..)
Burn: HA! I broke it!
3.14: YES! THE SHOW IS OVER! I'M GOING TO SLEEP!
NaCl: Thanks for watching this episode of My Chemical Truth or Dare! Stay tuned for more and send us your dares! (leaves)
Lil bro: You know...I have the strange feeling that I forgot something...
Gouenji: (inside fridge) Hello? SOMEBODY, GET ME OUTTA HERE!
