Surprise Chapter!

Gray: A wild Chapter had appeared!

D.F.H.L Plan activate!


"Ok, Weiss!"

"Why are you so energetic?"

"Wel-"

"And! We are in a park why?" Weiss yelled throwing her arms out. The Two were currently in the middle of a beautiful park. Lots of open trees and grass... Weiss wasn't pleased. "What? Parks are nice!" The Wolf side of Gray was clearly showing. Now all Weiss had to do was to throw a bone. Weiss sighed. "Who cares? Why do I even argue with you?"

"Because its entertaining and fun? Plus that out relationships?" Well that is true.

"Aren't you supposed to help me win Ruby's affection?"

"Yup!"

"Wait! Hold on! How do you even know that Ruby's into girls?"

"Well uh, hmm. You really want to know?"

"Yes." She said with determination.

"Really?"

"Yes!"

"I saw lesbian porn on her scroll!" Silence. Then a sigh again.

"Really Gray? Innocent little Ruby watching porn?"

"Yeah! Plus she told me."

"Ok, that I can agree on."

"Also look at me! I'm a walking babe magnet!"

"Well don't flatter yoursle-"

"Weiss."

"Fine you do look... Attractive." The two then had a awkward silence. "Ok if I was straight then I'd date you."

"Ok, off track! Soooo, Weiss why do you wanna date Ruby?"

"Hmm, well... Ruby is a complete idiot and I love her for it. She's funny and-"

"Yeahyeahyeah. Ok I don't wanna fall asleep! So, I'll just trust you." Gray started to pace. "First! You wanna be yourself."

"Oh, thanks Gray the next time I ask for advice, I'll go WATCH A CHEESY ROM-COM!" Gray unfazed by the insult continued his D.F.H.L Plan. "Second!" He shouted while staring into the sun, while pointing at it. "Whatever is a setup for something funny go for it!" Weiss was both paying attention and ramming her head into a wall (not really). " Is this really going to help?"

"YES MA'AM!"

"Jeez you dolt! Calm down."

"Remember pet names."

"Ok ok, lets leave this stupid park." Gray looked like he was in physical pain.

"Ok Wiess, I'll just pee and then we go."

"What?!" Gray then burst into laughter.

"Just messing with you I'm not a dog!"

"Only part wolf?"

"Sure." The two had agreed on that awkward conversation and began to walk back to Beacon for Weiss' moment of truth. Said person was getting nervous. "Uh, Gray? What if I embarrass my self?"

"Uh-huh."

"What if you're plan doesn't work?" Gray then Grabbed Weiss by the shoulders.

"DON'T YOU DARE DISGRACE THE D.F.H.L PLAN!" He said while shaking her.

"O-o-ok-k-k G-g-gra-a-ay-y pleas-e-e-e sto-o-op." Stopping the two walked again after Weiss apologized to the D.F.H.L Plan. "I'm sorry great D.F.H.L Plan!" She shouted into the sky.

"Ok Weiss you got this." She's going to fail so hard! "I'ma go flirt with Yang or Velvet."

"Wait what?" The only that could respond was the wind and a Tumbleweed. What? Weiss then walked to her dorm, confidently walking but on the inside freaking out. Ok my god! Gray! I need you! Wait... I got this. Opening the door to her dorm Weiss was welcomed to a half naked Ruby. One towel around her hour-glass figure, and had damp hair. Weiss was freaking out... Oh. My. God. Until she passed out. Once again there was silence until Ruby spoke up. "Weiss?" Groaning. "Weiss?"


Ha ha! Didn't expect that huh? So much for the D.F.H.L Plan Right? Anyways thanks you guys for the 12 followers on the first chapter and even more with favs. I really appreciate it. Also everything is used as a joke Gray and everything said is used as a joke or for some funny reason. And last but not least funny enough I've actually come up with paring names for RWBY and Gray! Example: (GrayxRuby) Little Rose, (GrayxWeiss) Frozen Wolf, (GrayxBlake) Scapegoats and last but not least for paring names (GrayxYang) Plazmas. So with that said share this story, review it, follow and fav guys/gals. Goodnight/ Day everyone!