Honestly my dears...I have no idea where this story is heading to or anything. This is purly me shutting off my conciouse mind and letting my sleep deprived and high on energy drinks brain take over.

I bring you...whatever this story is!

Enjoy?


All I can say is that the shower was amazing. I've never been cleaned so…deeply before. I think it might have stripped me of some of my sins, my soul feels a few shades lighter.

After exiting the shower, I find myself looking around for something to dry myself off with.

"Do you require assistance my Queen?" Elsa's voice drifted into the room and I bit my lip. Under different circumstances I would have been more than willing to make up some excuse for her to see me naked, but the situation at hand was worrisome.

"Just need to ah, find my cloths!" I say as I tilt my head at the shower. There was a button out of place.

I wonder.

Pressing the button my theory has been proven. Warm air, both push and pull, on me in the span of three seconds and I find myself dry.

Wish had this back in Arendelle during winter.

I giggle then jump and scream at seeing Elsa stand in the door way. She blinks and look kind of lost.

"Don't scare me like that!" I hiss and she bows.

"Sorry my Queen, but I did bring you some cloths," she says and holds out a neatly folded dress. I thought I was over this.

"Do I need to wear a dress?" I asked, trying my luck. She slowly starts to frown and I take the garments from her.

"Just a thought! It's cool I can wear this!" I chirp, not wanting to anger her or do something wrong. I don't know their customs!

The dress is…how do I put this? A mix between modern dresses and the suits Elsa and Olaf wear. So it was a dress, a white one with purple lights. My eye twitches as the first thing that pops into my mind is a wedding dress, but not as fancy. I hate it.

"This way to the control room your highness, I'm sure His Majesty the King would be delighted in your return," she says and starts walking.

"Wait what? Excuse me? I'm married?" I ask in a high pitched voice as I jog up to her.

"You can't be serious. I haven't been interested in a man in over 900 years!" I exclaim as I follow beside her. She frowns and looks to me with a raised eyebrow.

"Maybe we should let a doctor look at you as soon as we land, My Queen," she hums and I glare at her.

"I'm not crazy, look, I know I must probably look a lot like your queen but I assure you I…am…not," I trail off as we stop walking and she turns to me to show a holographic photo of what I am assuming is the Queen. It looks exactly like me. Creepy.

I flick my eyes between the hologram and Elsa before narrowing my eyes and huffing. Crossing my arms over my chest I grumble to myself.

"The possibility of someone looking exactly like another person is one in a trillion, almost impossible odds but it happens, this is no different," I say under my breath and Elsa just hums.

"Yet, you recognized me," she says and I look back to her.

"That's because you look like someone I know, but I know you can't be her," I almost want to hiss.

"And why is that?" She asks in a soft voice, like she's holding some sort of emotion at bay.

"Because I watched her die," I wanted to scream. I wanted to cry. I wanted to curl up and be alone. I missed my wife so much it hurt.

Elsa opens her mouth to say something, but she just swallows and shakes her head before continuing to walk. I followed slightly behind her as I hung my head. There was nowhere else for me to go anyway.

The sound of doors sliding open makes me look up. Elsa led me into the control room. In front was a massive window that looked out into space, monitors and control panels sat to the sides and there was a holographic map in the center. What caught my eye was the massive thrown looking seat that was near the window.

It swirled around to look at the map behind it. Huh. A throne fit for a King or Queen, hmm? However it was empty and Elsa was looking to me as she stood beside it. The people sitting at the monitors and controls turned around to face me.

"Our Queen is back," Elsa says with a proud smile and they clap and smile. I felt myself blush. It's been a really long time sins I had this type of attention and title.

I smile and wave to them shyly as I make my way to the seat. Well don't mind if I do! Once I sit down I practically melt. It was so comfortable!

"You claim not to be our Queen, but you act much like her," Elsa whispers into my ear and I pout. Gripping the arm rests tightly I grit my teeth and growl softly.

If they want me to be queen so be it. I'll show them the type of queen I am.

Elsa moves at my side and by the motions she's making to the crew I'm assuming she's telling them to head to their planet. Where ever that may be. I just hope the people of Earth 2.0 would be alright without us.

"How long has it been?" I asked eventually and Elsa blinked before turning to me.

"How long you have been away? About a year on our planet, but space is a weird one isn't it? Some planets, the time moves faster, others slower. You could be on one planet for a day and the universe could have aged a millennia. Or you can be on a planet for decades and it would only be a few days. You mentioned 900 years, maybe that's just how time handled you my Queen," Elsa says and I groaned. This one's a smart ass too!

I grumble and let my mind wonder to a time when I met an Elsa that wasn't a smart ass. In all my thousand years I think the only time I ever encountered an Elsa that wasn't a genius or a smart ass was during the 60's and 70's. I shudder. That's a time I want to forget thank you!

"Everything alright my Queen?" Elsa asks as I assume she noticed my look of utter disgust.

"Peachy," I grumble and slump in my seat.

"Maybe her majesty is hungry," Elsa hums and taps at a hologram that popped up at her feet. I wonder what their version of food is.

"I'm always hungry," I whisper. It was true; in favor of not sleeping I eat to keep up my energy. If I don't eat, I sleep, simple math.

My mood is lifted as a tray pops up with a silver cover like fine dining on earth. Elsa reaches over and takes it off and my mood dampens again. This was not earth food for sure.

"Something wrong my Queen?" Elsa asks as she inspects the food.

"I prefer sandwiches," I mumble. I would kill for a decent chicken and mayo salad sandwich right now.

"Sandwiches?" Elsa parrots beside me and I slowly turn to look up to her.

"You don't know what a sandwich is?" I ask slowly. If the rest of the universe didn't know what a sandwich was, I will cry.

Elsa tilts her head and taps at the hologram at her hands. She frowns and presses another button before the dish in front of my disappears into the raised platform before another one popped up. This time without a cover, but my spirits lifted immediately.

Looks like I won't be crying today!

I subconsciously rub my hands over my thighs to clean them before picking up a perfect triangle and biting down. A small moan left my mouth at the softness of the bread, the way the meat melted in my mouth and the gooey goodness of the cheese. Ugh, steak and cheese sandwich! How I have missed thee!

"Now this is the food of royalties!" I exclaim, my mouth all gooped up with cheese but I didn't care. It was delicious.

"It's the food of the working class," Elsa hisses beside me. I stop mid chew and look to her. She's looking almost revolted and disappointed.

"It's yummy, try one. Even as a princess I loved sandwiches and they were perfectly normal to eat for lunch or as snacks!" I counter, waving the half eaten slice in my hand.

"You remember being a princess," Elsa said, not as a question, I'm not even sure I was supposed to hear that.

"I never said I wasn't royalty. I was a princess on Earth yes, then some things happened and I became a scientist! Royalty was nearly done away with as the ages changed. Only a few royal families still governed their lands, but I chose to leave my past in the past and explore," I shrug and continue eating.

Elsa hums beside me as she looks away. She might actually start believing I am not the Queen she claims I am. That is both good and bad. Good because that means I don't have to try and pretend. Bad because what will she do once she fully believes?

"Elsa, have a bite, just taste it," I say and hold it out to her. I wasn't going to pretend to be who I am not. I am random, I am obnoxious and I am whatever I feel like I want to be. There is nothing anyone can do to make me something I am not.

I see her sneer but the look in her eyes told me a lot. Like the maids and the guards in Arendelle, she would do what I say because I am her sovereign. She leans down and takes a hamster of a bite. Her eyes narrow as her jaw moves slowly. It stops after a second before her eyes dart to the side.

I smile as she stands and holds her hand in front her mouth as she swallows. I can see the light dust of pink on her cheeks as she clearly enjoyed it but refuses to show it.

"It was more pleasant that I expected," she whispers and I grin. I polish off the rest of the sandwiches before sighing in pure bliss. That should hold me for a few hours.

"Say Elsa…what are you to the Queen?" I ask as I make myself more comfortable on the throne. She frowns but doesn't question me as to why I ask when I was supposed to know.

"I am whatever you need me to be, guard, confidant, assassin, bard, right hand-"

"I get it!" I say and grip her arm to stop her from naming up everything there was to offer.

She stays silent as I loosen my grip, but not let go. After a few silent seconds I lightly tug her arm and she bends down to me so I could whisper to her.

"Does this list…include lover?" I ask and look up to her. I just wanted my beautiful queen.

"What? No, of course not!" She says and pulls away, a blush spreading over her face. She looks around before tapping at the hologram. I watch as our tiny platform gets engulfed with a shimmering bubble made of hexagons. Huh, neat.

"My Queen such things are not to be talked about out loud like that!" She hisses. Ah, silent bubble.

"It was an innocent question, you said anything I need you to be, that's a need," I explain myself and she covers her face with her hands as her face turns a brighter red.

"Being intimate like that is sacred and only for married couples. It is not something one talks about, nor does unless it's to bare children," Elsa explains as she keeps her eyes covered.

"That's stupid, sex is amazing, sex is good, sex is fun!" I smile and she all but drops to her knees as she fails to curl up into a ball. Wow, such a prude.

"My Queen, what have those barbarians taught you? This is not appropriate," she whines and I can only chuckle to myself.

"Oh, Elsa there is much I must teach you," I purr. She whines louder and stands, looking anywhere but at me.

"The first thing we're doing after landing is getting you to a doctor," she sighs.

"I'm not sick nor crazy," I say rolling my eyes, "besides its you that showed me that sex was fun in the first place," I add with a grumble.

Out the corner of my eyes I can see her jump away and look at me with the most shocked look I have ever seen. It was actually pretty funny.

"Impossible! I have never-!" She cut's herself off and looks away. My interest is piqued. I've always loved an innocent Elsa.

"Not you currently, remember I said I knew someone that looks like you?" I asked and she nodded.

"Well over the thousand years I have been alive, there have been many, many Elsa's. And most of them she was my wife," I explain and Elsa just blinks repeatedly.

"W-wife? You…married?" She asked in a very soft voice. Again, I think this wasn't meant for me to hear. All I did was nod and she looked out in front of us to the vastness of space. I decided to leave it there for it to sink in.

I'm not sure how many minutes passed but I couldn't help but smile as Elsa swayed on her feet slightly.

"Huh…wife," she said softly. It was like a thought was escaping her and she was off into daydream land.


I am so frikken tired it's funny...think I'll just sleep this weekend...

See ya'll next time!

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