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A/N: As usual, a guest gives me a really good idea and then fails to actually take the time to sign their name! This is why I get super annoyed with the guests! anyway, Thank you anonymous guest for the idea! I'm using it and it was actually good.


Chris just started to shut his eyes and fall asleep when his phone started to go off again. Chris's eyes shot open and he jumped and the ringing stopped. Chris glanced at the clock and saw that it was 4:27am why on earth did anyone want to go anywhere at 4:27am? He didn't know but really didn't have time to argue with them either. Chris was seriously starting to question what was wrong with these people and he was REALLY glad they didn't have phones when filming.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

"What the hell?" Chris groaned and flipped his phone open, He got a text from another unknown number.

"Store." the text said as Chris groaned

" 4:30am?" Chris texted back and groaned.

"Yes." was texted back.

"Where?" Chris texted back ready to throw his phone at the wall.

"Main street. 15 minutes from you house." The text said.

"Whatever!" Chris texted back and got up and went to his car. He was seriously hating these people right now.


So, Chris got up and started to drive to main street to get whoever the hell it was that wanted to go to the store at 4:30am. When he got to the corner he saw B standing there so he was pretty sure that's who texted him because 1. there really aren't many people outside at 4:30am and 2. even if there were what are the odds he would run into a contestant? Chris drove up to B and sighed

"You." Chris pointed at him "Please tell me you're the one who wanted to go to the store!"

B nodded his head yes.

"Great!" Chris rolled his eyes and handed B the phone "If any other asshole calls, can you answer it for me?"

Again B nodded his head yes.

The drive was going well for Chris. B didn't say a word and that was great because it was like 5am and Chris was ready to kill them all. They were so close to the store! Chris was thrilled nobody had called him yet and then it happened...The most annoying way to start your day happened.

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

"How about we just ignore it?" Chris laughed at B "You won't tell right?"

B put the phone on speaker so Chris could hear it, Chris flipped B off.

"Hey Chris! it's me Owen!" Owen laughed into the phone "How ya been, Buddy?"

"Owen, I just saw you less than a week ago." Chris reminded him "Unless you want something I'm going to hang up on you."

"I'm at the gas station!" Owen laughed "Can you come and get me? I bought a bunch of those Microwave burritos and now I'm broke and don't have money to take the bus home!"

"Why are you doing this at 5am?" Chris asked Owen. "Ya know what? I don't care! I'll come and get you and then you can go to the store with B."

"Yeah, I'm out by the one on Brown street!" Owen told him."I miss you so much, Chris!"

Chris hung up the phone and was about to navigate his GPS to find Owen's fat ass at some gas station. He figured he could get himself some gas while he was there. That's when he got another call.

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

"Hello?" Chris answered his phone.

"COOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Sierra screamed into the phone.

"No, this is Chris!" Chris told her "What the hell do you want?"

"CODDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Sierra yelled again "Take me to Cody!"

"Where is he?" Chris asked her "I honestly don't have a clue, However I'm looking for Owen at a gas station..."

"I know that gas station!" Sierra told Chris "I'll meet you there!"

"How do you know what gas station Owen is even at?" Chris asked her "Do I want to know?"

"I know where you are too!" Sierra laughed "Just turn, right, left, left, straight until you reach Meadow Street then make a left! you'll find Owen there and me too!"

"Uh...Okay then..." Chris told her "Cause that's not creepy at all..."

Chris drove to the gas station following Sierra's creepy directions and sure as hell, There was Sierra and Owen waiting at the gas station.

"Get in." Chris instructed them.

"Can I sit up front?" Owen begged "Oh please, Can I sit up front?"

"That's up to B." Chris rolled his eyes. B got out of the front seat and allowed Owen to get in front and sat in the back with Sierra.

"Okay, so where does Cody live?" Chris asked Sierra

"Oh, we aren't going to Cody's house!" Sierra laughed "I'm not allowed to go there anymore...So we're going to follow him on the way to school and abduct him!"

"You're joking right?" Chris groaned "Please for the love of god, tell me you're kidding!"

"I'm serious Chris!" Sierra told him "It's 6:09am and by the time we get to Cody's house it should be 7:19am and we have time to go park in front of Cody's house."

"Don't all of you have school?" Chris asked them. "Why am I not dropping you 3 off at school?"

"Because we don't go to Cody's school?" Owen laughed and B nodded.

"I never go to school until I know Cody is safely in school." Sierra told Chris.

"Sierra you're strange." Chris sighed. "How about I just drop you off and you go to school with Cody?"

"Chris, I'm not allowed near Cody unless it's for the show." Sierra told him "Do you think you could lie and tell him it's a challenge?"

"No, I can't do that." Chris told her and looked over to B "Do you see any store you would like to go to?"

B shook his head No while Sierra was babbling and Owen kept farting due to the burritos! Chris put the window down and was cursing Courtney in his head.

So they all drove to Cody's school which was a good half an hour away from where they started when they got there Chris parked the car and waited for Cody to walk by. Eventually Cody walked by and Sierra had a fangirl moment and then flipped shit when she saw who Cody was walking to school with.

"OMG DO YOU SEE THAT, CHRIS?!" Sierra pressed her face against the window. "It's Cody and he's walking to school with Izzy! WHY IS HE WALKING TO SCHOOL WITH IZZY?!"

"Why don't you get out and ask?" Chris suggested.

"No way!" Sierra told Chris "If I get out then you'll leave me here! You call them over!"

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"..."

"Yes?"

"No!"

"...?"

"IZZY!" Owen yelled loudly and Cody and Izzy approached Chris's car.

"Hey guys." Chris awkwardly laughed "What are you guys doing here?"

"I'm going to school." Cody pointed to the school. "Why are you at my school?"

"Not to abduct you or anything..." Chris awkwardly laughed as Sierra kicked Chris's seat. "Ow!"

"Do you know what would be fun?!" Izzy laughed "If we just like blew up the school and drove away! Hahahahahahahaha!"

"Well you can do that right now on Total Drama: Cash Cab Cook Off while saying yes to the dress and dancing with the Heroes Vs. Villains! Uh...Yeah!" Chris pretended to give a shit "Just get in the car and we can start the game..."

"That sounds really suspiciously fake." Izzy told Chris "Cody and I are in!"

"Speak for yourself! I just want to go to Algebra!" Cody complained as Izzy pulled him into the car!

"DRIVE CHRIS!" Sierra pulled Cody in the car and Izzy jumped in and the door shut. Chris drove off. Cody was crying and Izzy was laughing.

"Izzy, Why are you walking Cody to school?" Sierra glared at her.

"Chris, why would you help her do this?!" Cody demanded to know.

"This is like the best day ever!" Owen laughed.

"Cody and I live down the street from each other." Izzy rolled her eyes "Duh! We auditioned for the show together!"

"Enough talking!" Chris yelled at them all. "Sierra, where are you going now that you have Cody?"

"Uh...the park!" Sierra yelled "Yeah, the park!"


Chris decided to dump Sierra and Cody off to the nearest park they could find. Cody really didn't want to go but was forced by Sierra who was now violating a restraining order. B got out at the park with Sierra and Cody and then walked across the street to the store nearby without saying a word to anyone. Now Izzy just sat there with Owen and Chris.

"Hey Chris?!" Izzy asked "Can I sit on your lap?"

"Why?" Chris found himself asking.

"Because I want to drive!" Izzy laughed "C'mon Chris it'll be fun! I really want to rob this bank!"

"Let's not." Chris smiled at her. "How about you both get out of my car?"

"Can you take me to Justin's house?" Owen happily asked.

"Oh yeah!" Izzy agreed "ME TOO!"

Chris agreed and somehow managed to find where Justin lived. It was going to be a horrible surprise for Justin but Chris honestly could care less. Owen spilled a soda all over the seat and Izzy kept trying to grab the steering wheel. Finally when they made it to Justin's house he practically kicked them out of the house...Nobody in Justin's house was home either so Izzy climbed through a window and let Owen in. Chris had a cigarette and took a deep breath. He just needed to take a nap. However luck wasn't on Chris's side...

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

"Hello?" Chris groaned into the phone.

"Chris?" Bridgette asked "I was wondering if you could take me to the beach! Me, Geoff and Duncan!"

"Yeah, sure why not!" Chris was ready to slam his head against Justin's neighbors car when he got a call. "Hey Bridgette? Can you hang on a sec? I have another call..."

"Hey Chris!" Sadie yelled into the phone "It's like Sadie and Katie! Can you totally take us to the mall and go shopping at Victoria's secret?!"


I'm going to end it right there! Next chapter Katie, Sadie, Duncan, Geoff and Bridgette with possibly an annoying call from Harold.