A/N: I'm so sorry that I haven't updated in like forever! I just got over being sick. And I've had a lot of school work going on. If you live in Louisiana, then you would know what's coming up. And on top of that, I haven't had the time to think about what's gonna happen so I was just winging it. Sorry if you don't like it. I tried to add a little more funny in this chapter. Enjoy!

When I came downstairs, I found a little pixie figure on the chair. Of course she was waiting impatiently. On the other chair, Edward sat with his eyes closed and his fingers pinching the bridge of his nose. Instantly, I knew something was wrong. I went to sit in his lap.

"What's wrong?" I whispered, which made no sense since Alice can hear it anyways.

"Alice had a vision about how the day will turn out. Embrace yourself. Because by the look of it, you won't like it one bit." He said in a firm voice. I groaned. I thought it was going to be bad but I didn't think it was going to be that bad. It actually made him pinch the bridge of his nose, and when he did that, you just know that something very bad is going to happen. Alice sat across from us, bouncing up and down in her seat. She looked at me, eyes wide, with a grin that I thought was a little too psycho, even for Alice. A little frightened, I turned away from her face to Edward's.

"What's gonna happen?" And that was it. I asked him one simple question. Then the next thing I know, I was being pulled on both of my sides like I was a little girl's doll. It was like the little girl thought she could stretch me until I broke. I finally realized what they were up to. Alice had given up waiting for me any longer, so she tried to pull me out the door. Edward had, of course, read Alice's mind and grabbed my other arm before Alice can yank me out to the car. I stood there in between them. My eyes were wide with pain. My arms felt like they were gonna rip out the their socket. Over all the pain, I heard Alice and Edward screaming.

"Edward, let go of her!"

"NO, you let go! She's going to hate it!"

"So what?! She needs to do this some time! Come on Bella." I looked at her with my 'do we really have to?' look. She understood me instantly.

"Yes Bella, you have to do this." Though I knew it wouldn't work, I pouted. It certainly didn't work on Alice, but it worked on Edward. He pulled me from Alice's grasp. It hurt, but that was gone immediately when I ended up in Edward's arms.

"ALICE! Don't even think about it." He growled under his breath, just loud enough for me to hear. He finally loosened up. Surely Alice said something that made him finally surrender.

"Fine Alice. Take her." He pushed me gently toward Alice. "But if she comes back in less than one piece, you better hope that it's her fault. It most likely will be, but I'll still blame you for doing this to her," he said. I glared at him.

"You know that you're a klutz." He answered my glare, smiling. I glared at him harder, throwing in an eye-rolling. He walked slowly to me, gathering me in his arms. I felt his cool breath by my ear, "But I still love you, love," He gently whispered, not even loud enough for Alice to hear. I looked up to see that amazing crooked smile of his. He was dazzling me, yet again. And when he did that, I couldn't help but smile back at him. I heard Alice huffing behind us. We both turned around to see Alice. She looked at us with bored eyes.

"If I could die right now, I definitely would."

"Oh ease up Alice. I have to put up with you and Jasper. And don't even get me started on Emmett and Rosalie." I felt him shudder in my arms. I hugged him tighter. He looked down at me and smiled. Then he looked back up at Alice.

"I'm not saying that it's not sweet. But why would you want to do that when you could be shopping right now?" she was talking to me now.

"Alice, I would rather to do this than go shopping any day," I said proudly, with a wide smile. She gasped. At first, I thought that she was faking that but she wasn't. However, she did fake the faint afterwards. She even put her hand on her head for a more dramatic effect. After a few more seconds, she opened one of her eyes slightly, trying to see if we bought it. Of course, we didn't. When she saw that we didn't she closed it back again. Instead we tried to suppress our laughter. We calmed down right before she stood up and walked over to us.

"Come on Bella, really. We have to go," she said seriously. I sighed. Edward let go of me, reluctantly, and I left his cool arms.

"Fine, let's go."

"Yay!" she jumped up and down, clapping her hands. She pulled me gently, although with a firm grip. We walked out the door, Edward following us. I got in the passenger side of Alice's yellow Porsche. Edward slipped in the driver's seat of his silver Volvo after kissing me one last time before I had to leave for my shopping horror. I hated shopping, especially with Alice, who made it ten times worse. We left the driveway first, then Edward followed us to the corner. It was there that he turned the other direction.

"So what are we going to do first?" I asked glumly.

"Well, since I checked on the cake, the catering, the church, and most of the guests. We can go shopping first, then we can check on the rest of the guests. Knowing Alice, shopping was gonna be at least 11 hours. Maybe more. But she only went to 11 hours when I was around. Since it was 9:30 now, it'll be 8 when we get home. I groaned quietly just thinking about it. She heard me.

"What's wrong?" she asked me. I stared at her incredulously. Does she honestly not know why I'm so annoyed right now?

"What do you think is wrong Alice?"

"Okay Okay. I'm sorry. I let the shopping side get the better of me sometimes," she said sincerely. I rolled my eyes. That was for sure.

"We're here!" she sang. I looked out. This certainly isn't Forks. We must be in Port Angeles. She half dragged me into the mall. When we went in the store, she sat me down on a bench. In record's time, she came back with so many wedding dresses. It would have taken me at least three hours to find that much. And she took less than a minute! Before I could say a word, she dumped the dresses right on top of me and ran to go get some more. Another minute passed and she came back with even more dresses. Again, she dumped them on me and left to get some more. In the next half hour, I was buried under so many dresses, it probably looked like a hurricane passed through here and made everything land on me. Of course, that's what I assumed because I could no longer see what was around me except for the frilly or silky dresses. Alice came back, probably with more dresses, yelling out my name.

"Bella! Bella? Where are you?" she called, not even worry but impatience colored her voice.

"I'm right here!" I yelled, muffled under the bundles of clothes.

"Bella! Stop hiding and get out here now!" She yelled. Was she really gonna make me lift up these clothes? I don't have the strength to do that! I barely had the strength to lift up my mattress to get some of my money out. The clothes on top of me felt a bit heavier than the mattress, surprisingly. I tried lifting up the clothes. No luck. I tried kicking my feet to see if she can see me. I heard footsteps coming closer.

"Bella? Is that you under there?" she asked. She didn't really think that I was under there. I could tell by her voice. I moved my legs again, trying to get her to help me get the dresses off of me. She understood. I felt the load of dresses on top of me get lighter. After a while, the dresses finally got light enough for me to lift them off myself.

"Why were you hiding under there?" she asked, slightly mad.

"Alice…I wasn't hiding! You were so caught up in shopping, you probably forgot I was here! You kept coming back with more dresses, then dumped them on me and went to get some more dresses." I retorted.

"I didn't forget you were here…" she said, looking away from me.

"Alice…"

"Okay fine. I forgot you were here," she agreed, reluctantly.

"Remember, we're only here to get one wedding dress. And that wedding dress is for me," I said slowly, hoping she would actually understand.

"Don't be silly, Bella! You can get more than one dress. You can get anything you want. I'll buy it for you! And I'll get some clothes too," she told me. Suddenly, a though popped in my head.

"Why isn't Rosalie here shopping too?" I asked curiously. Alice abruptly went wide-eyed.

"You didn't forget about Rosalie, did you?"

"Uh…"

"Oh, Alice!"

"What? It's no big deal! I just forgot."

"Alice! Do you even remember the last time you forgot to get her? The guys were hunting and you dragged me to the mall…again. You totally forgot about her and when we got back, she was at the door the second we opened it! I was easy to get back at. She tied me to the chair with big, thick ropes around my ankles and my wrists, which were behind my back. And she stuck an apple in my mouth to keep me from screaming. But you kept her chasing you. But she finally got you and cut up one of your credit cards in front of your face! I was staying over that those two days and you cried all night and half the next day. I never knew you would care about your credit cards so much." I almost ran out of breath by the time I finished talking. She was looking at the ground as she remembered the memory.

"I cried longer than I would have. I cried so much that it made Jasper sad. So that caused everyone else to be sad. Rosalie and Emmett were trying to…you know…in their room, but Jasper's sadness was so strong that their lust couldn't block it out. Emmett and Rosalie got mad at me. But Emmett didn't know my weaknesses like Rosalie did. And if he did, I would have done something worse to him. But Rosalie was mad enough to cut up another credit card. And that's why I cried for so long."

"Wow." It was all I can say.

"Maybe we should go back and get Rosalie, Alice."

"Humph. Fine. Let's go." She was heading for the doors.

"Alice, Wait!" I called after her. She turned around and waited. She was a foot from the door.

"Those aren't the heels that you walked in with." I reminded her. She looked down and looked back up. She smiled sheepishly at me and went over to the shoes department and switched shoes. I checked myself for anything that was mine. I was clear.

"Now let's go." This time, I pulled her. When we arrived at the Cullens' house, Alice froze in her seat.

"What's wrong now?" I asked her cautiously. Right then, the front door slammed open. There was a very angry Rosalie in the doorway.

"Uh Oh." This was going to be bad. Very, very bad.

A/N: If you like it, please R&R! Even if you don't like it, R&R! Tell me what you like or don't like. I have no idea what direction I'm taking this story. So if it takes a sudden turn, then don't be surprised. The more reviews there are, the faster I'll try to get the next chapter out! There's more coming!