Millions of teenagers watched in anticipation as Chris McLean's famous smile flashed across televisions across the world from North America to Austrailia. He stepped in front a large run down mansion that casted an eerie ambience.
"Hello T.V. viewers! Chris McLean here, and welcome to the newest, hottest season of Total Drama. Total Drama Mansion! This season will be filled with the usual backstab and heart filled moments, but this year, Where going to staying in old McLean manor, left by my late grandmother, Alice McLean. But enough sad backstory, Here comes our first contestant."
A Horse drawn carriage driven by the tall and scary man, Chef Hatchet, approached the house. "Welcome!" Chris greeted the first to arrive. It was a guy, with borwn hair, and wore a Panic! at the disco shirt stepped off. The horses left the scene to go pick up the next contestant.
"Hey Chris McLean!" He went to hi-five him only to miss. "Opps sorry,"
"Yeah, sorry." Chris said. "That's Matt, viewers!" Chris gestured.
"Oh, chris, want to her a joke? So two preists walk into a bar-"
"Dude, family show, i'm sure our christian's fanatic fans will have the censors file so many lawsuits, it's not even funny."
"Oh sorry."
"Now, go stand in the driveway and wait for the rest." As soon as he mentioned it, the carriage was pulling up again, only to have a female step out this time.
"Welcome, Lily Fray!" Chris smiled, helping her down from the carriage step. The wind was blowing her blue hair around, revealing a child-like face.
"Oh, Hi!" She grinned, "Oh...MY.,. GOSH! Is this the house? It's so creepy. I think it could use some work, do you plan having it re-done? What brand of paint do you plan to use? Is it finger paint? Oh my god, What if we have a finger-painting contest, that would be so fun! Can we Chris?" Lily was hyped, bouncing and running around the front lawn of the mansion.
"Lillian! CALM!" Chris said. She smiled and nodded, then walked beside Matt in the driveway. "Hi! My name's Lily, what's yours? Does it start with A? B? C? D? E? F? G?"
The camera cut to chris.
"Here is the third contestant! Morty!"
He stepped off, and greeted Chris with a handshake and the usual smile. As he walked to the other two standing in the a few meters away.
"Hi there." He had a russian accent. "My names Morty." He shook hands with Matt, then Lily.
"Contestant number four!" Chris shouted. "Victoria!" Victoria was lightly tanned and standing at 5'4. She was also happy like the other three. "Hello Chris, Big fan here!" Click she took a picture of chris with a disposable camera. The flash blinded chris for the moment.
"DUDE NOT COOL!" Chris shouted. he snatched the camera and threw over to the road. "We don't allow outside technology on this show." He said as the horse stomped over it.
"Aw! my camera!" Victoria complained.
"Ok! Next contestant. Larry Bishop!"
"Larry Vader." He imitated a scratchy raspy voice.
"Whatever dude, over there with the others. Next Contestant, A taller girl with brunette curls. "Welcome, Cody."
"Yeah, whatever, just show me where to go."
"Sheesh, Miss sourpuss!" Chris said. "Next, Jose." A man-like soldier stiffly stepped off the carriage. He was dressed like he just came back from a military mission.
"That's Staff Sargeant Jose Nactu, SIR!" He marched . "I have come here to win, and win only, SIR!"
"Take it easy, man this isnt the military."
"I've come to win and win only, I can only do so by taking this serious SIR!"
"Uh, ok. Moving on. Here comes Kim." This girl had blonde hair, and somewhat muscled.
"Heya Chris!" She had a british accent. She high-fived him, then walked to the group of others talking.
"Welcome Shaniqua!"
"Hey boy!" She said, stepping off the carriage. This girl was had dark skin and almond eyes. "Wassup Total Drama!" She waved at the camera, then blew a kiss, and walked to the driveway with the others. "We gonna be sleepin' here? Do I get my own room?"
"Welcome, Vaith!" Chris ignored her, then once again said upon another arrival.
"Hey chris, Mind if i play my DS while you shoot, kay, thanks." He walked past still playing his videogame.
"Sure, whatever."
"HEY!" Victoria shouted. "I thought no technology was allowed" She whined.
"Shush, besides, he's not nerve racking!" Chris said, being a sadist.
"But-" Victoria said.
"NEXT CONTESTANT!" The camera shifted to him again. "Miss, Raven Bates." The girl walked quietly, silently past him. And the next contestant was just as weird. "Eyrik Banks." This boy was silent as well, with a hint of mystery all the girls swoon after.
"Dude, Weirdos." Chris whispered to the camera.
"And nect we have, Naomi!"
"Hey Hey Chris McLean." She was more wild looking than others. She had a dark purple streak flowing down her hair, and a mark around her leg.
"Awsome tattoo." Chris said.
"It's a birthmark, but thanks!"
"Yeah, now go join the others. And here comes Mistah' Dwayne."
"It's Nitro," He said. "Call me Nitro."
"Yeah, whatever. Contestant number, uh, Whatever, here's Tricia Windlow!"
"Hey Chris!" She was cheerful. "Oooh, what a pretty house!" She smiled, then joined the group.
"And next is, Rajiv, all the way from India!"
"Ha, this is my competition, Peice of cake!"
"And Here is the last female contestant! Pamela!" She stepped out of the carriage with a smirk.
"And the last male, Rastlin." Chef Hatchet parked the carriage permanently in front of the house. Rastlin stepped over with the rest of the contestants. "Ok, everyone, follow me!" Chris called.
He led them into the front double doors to a large foyer. It had not electrical lights, but candles all around the room. A great staircase sat in the center of the room.
"Oh my gosh! This place is so creepy!" Lily called out.
"As you can see, this house has been electircity-free for the past five generations when it was built by my great-great grandfather, Norman McLean.
"So that means no plugs for my charger?" Vaith asked.
"Nope!" Chris smiled. Vaith closed his DS to save power.
"Up there is your rooms, but before we assign your rooms, let's split you into your teams."
Everyone stood, some excited, some bored.
"Can I be on her team?" Nitro pointed to Pamela.
"Ew, freak, leave me alone." She said with a hint of snob.
"Ok, When I call your names, please stand over here." Chris pointed to his left. "Lily, Jose-"
"STAFF SARGEANT JOSE NACTU! SIR!" He reported.
"Yeah whatever, Ok, uh, Morty, Kim, Tricia, Eyrik, Rastlin, Victoria, and Vaith!, You nine are The Emerald Gentlemen!" He tossed them a small flag with a green tophat on it. "The rest, Cody, Matt, Larry, Pamela, Dwayne, Rajiv, Naomi, Raven, and Shaniqua, you guys are are The Sapphire Socialites!"
He tossed them a small flag with a blue diamond ring on it. "There are 9 rooms on each side the hallway, Gentlemen on the left, Socialites on the right. Get your stuff unpacked, then come down here and through that door for breakfast, after we eat, we'll begin the first challenge."
"Dude, we got the cute chick on our team!" Larry high-fived Nitro, before Nitro saw he was a dork, then wiped his hand of on his shirt.
All contestants walked up the stairs, with Tricia following at the back.
Crack!
One of the steps broke underneath her, swallowing her foot.
"AH! HELP!" She called. Jose and Chef helped her out before it completely took her in.
"Oh yeah, This house is really old, so it's likely to break easily, be careful!"
The contestants split up into their teams and walked down the seperatre hallways, each entering their own room.
"Looks like this show is off to a major hit already. Who will win the first challenge? Who will die trying to climb the steps? Will Tricia make it to her room without falling through the floor? All this and more next time, on, total, Drama, MANSION!
The camera cut to black.
