Stilton: I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! * Is eaten by Farf*

Farf: *yumyumyum*

Sei: Est-ce bien le bus pour Montpelier?

Youji: Non, je suis un origniel.

Omi: You're a moose?

Youji: "I am the very image of a modern fanfic moose!"

Minna: "He is the very image of a modern fanfic moose!"

Youji: "Yes, I am the very-" Wait! I'm not a moose!

Minna: *gasp*

Youji: I'm.... I'm a....

Omi: Please tell us Youji-kun!

Youji: I'm...I'm a goat! *Hangs head*

Aya: *gasp* You deceived me! You told me you were a moose!

Youji: I know! *Sobs* I'm sorry!

Aya: Now I can never trust you again. *Turns his back on the player*

Youji: But.... Aya...I...I love you!!!!!! *Runs away sobbing*

Aya...I'm sorry, Youji, but be never could've been together. I have someone...*tears*

Youji: Who!?! *Sob* Another man?

Aya: No. A woman. Her name is....

Youji: Yes?

Aya: Dammit! I can't lie to you. I love you Youji!

Omi: Awwww......So sweet..........*cocks head*

Shushu: *thinking hetai Schu thoughts* Hey Omi....