AN: Here's a decree from the Royal Holy Britannian Family.
Disclaimer: I don't own Code Geass.
To the Code Geass Fanfiction Writers,
Miraculously, you have managed to bind our family together to defeat a single cause: purge the internet of Royal Britannian incest.
There is hardly any love in this family and most of us would gladly off our half-sibling or step-mother. In fact we would do a number of things to our family.
Publicly humiliate: Yes.
Torture: Yes
Blackmail: It's not a family reunion without one.
Geass: Gladly.
Poison: Nobody drinks the punch from the bowl.
Hire Rolo to kill them with his baby face: One of the great pleasures in our lives.
So you see there are a multitude of things we would do to off one another, but having sex with them or having any kind of romantic interaction with them is not one of them.
If it wasn't clear to you, we HATE each other. We want the throne just as badly as anyone else in the family, and no half-sibling love is going to get in our way. We do not have any UST around nor do we have giant family orgies and have sex all night long.
That mental image has scarred many of our siblings. In fact, those images were solely responsible for sending five of our family members to the psychiatric ward.
Therefore, it would be wise to cease this writing of Britannian incest before the Holy Britannian Empire takes over Fanfiction and Livejournal, and turn you all into Numbers.
Regards,
The Royal Britannian Family
AN: Quick build up an army and defeat the Empire before it steals away the freedom to write incest! ^w^
