This is the third chapter of my first fanfic.

I don't own Adventure Time or any of its characters. But you probably already knew that, right?


"...And after that, you came here?" Marshall guessed.

"Yeah, that's right. And I need your help to bring Simon somewhere safe," Marceline replied. She looked away and sighed.

Marshall floated over and sat down next to her. "Don't worry," he said softly. "I'll help you with your friend. After all, I have a friend like yours. Her name is Simone."

Marceline looked back at him. "Thanks Marshall."

Marshall smiled. "Alright, let's go find your friend."

It was already bright outside by the time the vampires set out, so Marceline wore her sun hat and long gloves while Marshall wore a hoodie along with gloves. He brought his axe guitar for a weapon, carrying it on his back. They floated together to the spot in the ruins where Marceline left Ice King, only to find no Ice King.

"Oh crap," Marceline whispered. "Where could he be?"

"Hey look, there's a note," Marshall said. He picked it up and pretended to read it out loud. "Hey girl, I think you should go home and take a bath because you smell!" he said in an annoying voice.

"Marshall! That's not funny," she said and pushed him, causing him to drop the paper. He fell towards the wall, but instead of hitting it, he went right through it.

"Aaahhh!" Marshall screamed.

"Marshall!" Marceline cried.

Marceline heard a thud and a splash, and then Marshall yelled, "I'm okay!"

"What happened? Where are you?"

"I don't know, it's like some kind of secret chamber," Marshall answered. "Come down here!"

"Okay!" Marceline grabbed the note, readied herself, and jumped in feet first. She slid down a steep ramp and gracefully landed with a roll onto the floor of the hidden chamber. A pathway with water on both sides of it was lit with torches. Marshall Lee was climbing out of the water.

"Yeah," Marshall said. "I meant to do that."

Marceline laughed, taking her hat off. "Alright, let's read that note." Marshall walked up behind her so that he could read the note, which Marceline was unfolding. Marceline read it aloud:

Hello vampires! How art thou this fine day? We two magic people have something very dear to your undead hearts! Yes it is us, Magic Man and Magic Woman, come to teach you a magical life lesson. About life! Yes, we know what you are thinking. How could taking your precious Simon and Simone from you possibly help you? Play our game to find out! And also where to find your friends. Rest now knowing that we are doing you a favor. A MYSTICAL MAGICAL FAVOR! Bye-Bye now! Ta-Ta! And always remember to cook your bacon to its fullest.

Your's Truly,

Magic Man and Woman

"What does that mean?" Marshall wondered out loud.

"It means we're going in," Marceline answered. "We need to save them. I don't want to lose Simon again."

"Me neither," Marshall said. "I mean, like, with Simone."


"Hey... uh... wha...?" The Ice King woke up in a dark room with a door up on a ledge. His crown was gone. "...What happened? Hello? It's, uh, kind of dark... and scary..." He saw an old woman in a blue dress on the other side of the chamber, so he crawled over to her and poke her in the arm. "Hey, you alive?"

She stirred and woke up. "Ugh... what the what?" She saw the Ice King and screamed. "Agh! How dare you poke the Ice Queen in her sleep!? Feel my icy wrath!" she yelled pointing her fingers at Ice King. "Oh no, my magic tiara is gone! I can't kill you! URRGGHH!" She then proceeded to run to the corner, pulling at her hair and kicking the wall.

"Did you say... Ice Queen?" Ice King asked.

"What? Oh, yes," Ice Queen said, turning around. "Why?"

At that moment, the Ice King burst into dance, yelling, "I knew it! I just knew you were real! I just knew..."

"SHUT UP!" the Ice Queen screamed. "We need to get out of here, and I need my tiara so that I can kill you! HELP ME FIND MY TIARA!"

"I need my crown too, you know! Then I can find Fionna and impress her with my icy skee-ilz," Ice King said. "Just like in my stories!"

"Eh, whatever," Ice Queen muttered. "We just need my tiara."

"Yeah, well I only see one door, and it's on that ledge. How are we gonna get up there?" Ice King said.

"I have an idea." Before long, Ice Queen was on Ice King's shoulders, trying to reach the ledge. "Keep it steady, keep it steady!" Ice Queen hissed.

"I'm trying my best!" Ice King replied through clenched teeth. Ice Queen suddenly jumped for the ledge, knocking down Ice King. "Ow, my kidneys!" he wailed as he fell.

"Shut up and get up here," Ice Queen commanded.

"How am I supposed to..." Suddenly, a part of the ledge fell halfway, low enough for him to climb onto.

"Idiot..." Ice Queen said to herself. She opened the door. "Hurry up, will you?" she said as she walked into the next room.

"I'm trying, I'm trying," Ice King whined, climbing up the steps. As they walked into the room, the door shut behind them and a gas started to fill the room. Ice Queen screamed as Ice King said to himself, "Oh, garlic balls..." Then, they both fell unconscious.


So anyways, this is the third chapter. Thanks for reading it!

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