"Mwhahahahahahahaha!! Let's see how you love me now spandy boy! That my green bellied friend was called wax, and as a women I experience that on a weekly bases (sometimes twice). The pain of being pretty! sighs I think that's why I didn't feel anything when pandy-boy tried to crush me to death. Woah does that boy have issues, I mean not only has he got a temper, but the whole 'eyebrowless' thing must hurt a lot. You know it's funny how you have like, waaaaaay too much eyebrow and he has none. Maybe it was sanded off?..."

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"Any way Lee, I don't see why you hang out with him, I mean look at his brother, what's with the cat suit, Its not like cat women is even gonna look twice at him! He's probably some kind of pervert-I bet he has a vibrater up his butt, and the cat suit makes it stay there. Sooo…………………..moving onto the clothes…………………….."

"My clothes represent youthfulness and nature working together as one, in perfect harmouny, like yin and yang-"

"So basically you just copied Gai-sensei's? And you do realise that all that green spandex is probably killing nature, I bet all the wild beasts and animals take one look at you then run away screaming FREAK, maybe you can wear it for holloween, or pretending to be grass, but next time you touch the spandex spandy boy, I'll cut something off-and it won't be your hair."

Gulp

"Sakura, please, you acting unlike the sweet kind, gentle person that I know you are, what has happened?"

"Honestly Lee, I'm perfectly normal whispers into ear device code red, I repeat code red, move out, we must get the bomb out of the anus, I repeat we must remove the bomb from the anus,I will send in my best fighters to invisible peoples me, you are about to embark on a dangerous mission where there is a big chance you will die, now remember-if you are dying, do not come ba-and ladies and gentlemen we are back with today's news-

"Sakura, SAAAAKUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Hehehe, sorry about that Lee, it happens sometimes, my mommy says I'm special, any way, STRIP"

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"Now! If you don't I will have to use something Men all over the world fear"

"Sakura, I am fearless, I will not be intimidated by anyone, the great lee will be brave strong, proud-"

"This is my friend Brian-He's gay"

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"I thought that might work, now put these on, I borrowed them from saskue-kun, have you seen that boys wardrobe, I mean If it weren't for the fact that I've seen with my own eyes his 'manly maness' I would have thought he was a girl, I mean have you seen his hair, that chicken hair definitely ain't natural, you know I actually think he thinks it's cool, or maybe it's because he thinks we think he thinks he knows we know he knows how cool his hair looks"

Confused

"Anyway, Brian was telling me how he really wants to see if sasi-kun is really 11 inches"

"HES 11 INCHES?? mutters damn, I need to do more weights, eat more spinach maybe even stretch my weenie a bit, I must be Sasuke, that way I can prove how big my love is! (wink wink-poor Lee)

"WHAAAAAAAAAT??" Yelled sasuke

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??" yelled Naruto?

"high girlie voiceYou discussed, my manliness with another man? clears throat how could you? And with Lee?"

"Sasuke 11 inches? Damn I need to eat more ramen, maybe miso ramen or beef ramen, or spinach ramen pause nevermind. 11 inches?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"I wanted to get a bit bigger before I told anyone Sakura, you know that, at my age Itachi's was bigger then mine, his was 13 inches……what? What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?"

"Sasuke, how would you know how big your brother sausage was? Do you wannna share anything? You know what they say-sharing is caring" – Sakura

"The only thing I care about is Itachi-I mean screwing him into oblivion awkward pause what? Why are you looking at me like that again? I just wanna kill him so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, I lay awake thinking about it, when I'm fighting, or eating, all I think about is him, you guys wouldn't understand"

Neji- "Yes, you are right we wouldn't, you are just small, I am 14 inches and a ½"

Awkward silence

"hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha-You're hahah tellin' me hehe that ha the he great ice frosted cubodic cubular cube of the greates iciest cubies in the worl actually got a ruler and measured himself? Hahahahaha"

"No"

"Oh"

"My Dad did"