Dear Diary,
Currently hiding in Dumpster outside the Talon, for fear of what the cousins would do to me. See I kind of…Oh…
Put laxatives in their coffees. Don't know how they found out, they must have…
Oh GOD!
…
Dear Diary,
They found me in the Dumpster. I now have paint all over my clothes, underwear and in places I don't want to talk about.
Currently trying to wash out remaining paint bits from hair,
Love Clark
Dear Diary,
Played a little basketball with Chloe's new boyfriend Jimmy. He's an all right kind of guy I guess, I like him he…Hang on.
(Later)
I hate him, the Ball sack! He ate my pie!
Love Clark
Dear Diary,
Had a weird dream the other night, I took Lois flying over Metropolis' skyline. All the lights were glittering around us and I just held Lois in my arms. We kept going up higher and higher until we reached the moon.
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Then I left her there!!!!!
Love Clark
Dear Diary,
Lois mentioned something to me today. She said using 'Dear Diary' is a girlie thing to do. I told her to bite me.
She did.
Love Clark
P.S. Mom says I have to pay for her dental bills now…Just cause she chipped most of her tooth…
Dear Diary,
Mom won a radio contest. She won three tickets to Hawaii! Boo YA!
But I wonder who she's going to take with us?
Love Clark
She didn't take me…She took Lois and Chloe instead.
Going to brood.
Love the Brooder
Dear Diary,
Gave Jimmy another shot. Went to the DVD store to rent some movies with him. Can always tell what someone is really like from the movies they pick.
1 action – V for Vendetta
2 comedy – Robin Hood: Men in tights and Mystery Men
Result:
Seems like a comic book geek. But an all right comic book geek.
Kind of like a kid brother. But he could lose the CK thing though. Get enough nicknames from Lane.
Love Clark
Dear Diary,
Something's weird today. I feel moody, I'm snapping at people and I feel like crying.
…My God, I think I'm pregnant!
Well, it's either that or…NAH!
It wouldn't have anything to do with Lois spending the day, The WHOLE day, with Oliver, right?
Right?
Right?
Dear Diary,
Was driving home tonight and heard this really cool song come on.
What was it? Oh yeah!
Save Me by Remy Zero.
Actually it's very familiar, I know I've heard it somewhere before, just don't know where….
Maybe it's an opening song for a show or something…Heroes maybe?
Love Clark
Dear Diary,
Raya showed up again. Sure, she got the fortress back on track (No longer looks like one of Lex's purple shirts)
But really…
Just when you think you've gotten rid of someone!
Dear Diary,
Had annual movie night with Chloe and Lois. Tonight was Chloe choice – Meet Joe Black. BLAH! I fell asleep (Before and after hot and heavy scene.)
Anyway, woke up when credits were rolling. Next to me, Chloe was trying to comfort Lois, who was crying. I asked what was wrong, thinking the worst. Chloe said Lois always cries her eyes out when she watches this movie.
Yes, you read right, Lois Lane bawls her eyes over Meet Joe Black!
She can call me Smallville all she wants; I'll give her that. Cos' now whenever I see her, I call her Joe.
(Very hard to do with a straight face, let me tell you!)
Dear Diary,
Ok either the sky is falling without me knowing OR Lois has indigestion.
Because she hasn't called me Smallville for most of the day.
'Clark, go get this.'
'Clark, rub my feet'
'Clark, I don't care if you don't want to do it…You're doing it!'
Am very worried of Lois' sanity…Will report findings later.
Love Clark…Smallville
Dear Diary,
Reported Findings:
"Hey Lois, why are you calling me Clark?"
"Because it's you name Dumb, Dumb…Oh god, you have amnesia again don't you! See I knew we were cutting it thin with two years and you not having your memory erased!"
(Dryly) "Lois I don't have amnesia."
(Pause)
"Oh Halleluiah! Praise Jesus! He doesn't have amnesia, it's a miracle from the mighty god above!"
(Insert me sneering)
(Insert her copying me)
"I meant why aren't you calling me Smallville?"
"Why? You like the name?"
"What? (Shrug) I don't know."
"You have to know. Either you do or you don't"
"I do, I guess."
(Lois gets a big cheeky grin)
"Yes! I knew you loved it, I won the bet with Chloe!"
"Woah, what? I never said I loved it."
"Close enough."
"And, What do you mean you had a bet with Chloe?"
"I bet Chloe you couldn't last a day, one day, without being called 'Smallville', Smallville. She betted a week, she lost." (Shrug)
….
So yeah, now Lois has $100 more in her pocket. I think I should get at least 15 cut. Still trying to twist her arm.
Love Clark.
Dear Diary,
I FOUND IT!
I FOUND LOIS' DIARY!!!!!!!
MWWWUUHHHAAAA!!!!
(Sigh)
It was in the fruit basket covered by bananas.
Left her a little something. You know, just to give her as good as she gave.
I'll show you:
Hi Joe (I know you hate that name now…Joe) Guess who? (The Joe thing gave it away, huh?)
It is I, Your very own friendly Neighbourhood Smallville!
Oh and don't worry, I wiped my feet before coming in. Hey Lois question, Why are your pages Lemon scented? Mine aren't!
Read through a couple of you entries, not enough time for all of them. But I never knew you were disgusted with yourself over being oddly attracted to me.
Now Lois, there is nothing wrong with that, I'm oddly attracted to me too.
I'll see you later, Lois!
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So as you can see – I'm going to die a slow and painful death.
Love Clark
Dear Diary,
Been watching the anime 'Dragon Ball Z'. Up to the bit when Gohan is going to high school, by the way the guys half alien. He goes around saving people as The Great Saiyaman with these awesome powers like flying, super speed, balls of energy coming out of his palm stuff like that.
But at school he is a bit of a dork. I mean like, when he sees the girl he likes he starts to stutter and is just naturally goofy.
Then he meets this tough chick named Videl. He doesn't want to piss her off ever because he's afraid of her (Even though he could snap her in half like a soggy tooth pick!)
Any way, Gohan is very attract to her, doesn't know why, he just is. The two of them always find a way to be near one another. Strange, but my mom says it's cute.
And then there's Eraser (Yes, that's really her name), She's Videl's blonde friend who has a crash on Gohan….
…..
…… Wait a minute (Re reads)
Oh. My. God.
(Re reads again)
OH. MY. GOD.
I forgot to pick up mom!
Love Clark (Running out door)
Dear Diary,
Pete's coming for a visit!
Can't wait. Let the games begin, will explain later.
Love Clark
