This was really all just in his head right? Nobody talked to Kurt for an hour on the phone and indicated that they thought about him naked. Nobody does that. Nobody except Blaine and then acts all charming and sweet the next day. It was now morning and Blaine was buying coffee and told him how Rachel couldn't actually see him that night before because she was cleaning up from her party extravanganza – "Talk about delayed clean up" Blaine had said (Kurt didn't tell Blaine that he had gone over there to help) but she wanted to see him at the lima bean that morning and Blaine looked at Kurt painfully. "I feel really awful about this, but I don't think I can be with Rachel. I'm sorry I said you were like Karofsky by the way,"

Well hey now that's a start.

"I didn't like it but I guess I wasn't liking you at the time for who wanted to be,"

"Yeah but you were only angry because you knew I wasn't being myself, and you liked me for myself, complete opposite of Karosky, and I'm sorry I took advantage of your experience to throw back at you, that was a low blow,"

"Apology accepted. I was hurt, but I got angry too. We both said things we regretted. I don't dislike bisexuals, I just didn't want you to be bi and that was different. Do you think you can still be bi?" Kurt asked because as much as he wanted this to happen he did feel mean about his first reaction to him being bi. He really didn't have a thing against bisexuals.

"I don't think so," Blaine replied instantly "I thought about it and I kind of figured if I were bi I would have interest in girls before Rachel you know? It's not like she's the first girl I've ever saw, and it seems weird that I would like to stare at guys whereas with girls I just think, eh they're nice looking, I don't mean that in a disrespectful way, it's just how I've always felt,"

Kurt is so proud that Blaine came to this conclusion without any of his help.

"There is more girls than Rachel in the world," Kurt nodded thinking yep his dad was right.

"Yeah, well out of all of the girls in the world how come it is that I jerk off to a picture of my best friend?"

"Blaine!" Kurt blushes because really Blaine had no filter.

"Sorry, you have such a cute reaction when you're teased but seriously Kurt I remember catching Cooper with these magazines of what he considered hot women and I was not turned on by any of them and I was 14 at the time, surely that says something. Do you think you could sit with her this morning though because it's never nice to be dumped not even a month after a relationship starts,"

"Blaine it's cute when you ramble. She already asked if I could be there to support her. You'll have to scoot before she gets suspicious as to why I'm drinking coffee with you already,"

"Right right.." Blaine took a deep breathe and Kurt reached a hand out to grab his and squeezed it like Blaine did to him before feeling rather bold "You'll be fine. I'm here for you okay?"

"Okay," Blaine finally smiled the smile that reached his eyes a little.

"I'll see you in a bit," Kurt encouraged as he shooed him out of his seat. Blaine chuckled "I'm going I'm going,"

"See you," Kurt smiled in return and then was left to his own thoughts as Blaine left the table. It didn't take long before his thoughts was interrupted by Rachel.

She ended up commenting on how she and Blaine could end up having European looking children and Kurt wanted to throw up.

He almost felt bad for her.

Almost.

When he saw Blaine coming though his heart skipped a beat like it always did. "There he is dreamy as ever,"

He wondered if Blaine could go through with it but when Rachel all but went over there and kissed him right on the spot Kurt waited patiently even though on the insides he had little panic attacks. What if Blaine really did end up liking Rachel?

What if it wasn't just on the spur of the moment?

"Uh…yep I'm gay, 100% gay, thanks for clearing that up for me Rachel!"

Kurt could imagine how glad Blaine must be feeling that he didn't actually have to think that through as to how to tell her and instead he watched as he walked off to the bathroom obviously to do a little victory dance.

He was kind of disappointed in Rachel's reaction though.

She was way too over excited about it.

This was Blaine. You don't get excited about being dumped by Blaine. Still it was done and Kurt could finally breathe again.

Blaine came back after his poor excuse of going to the restroom when really he just waited for Rachel to leave.

"Is she gone?" He asked Kurt behind his back which made Kurt jump.

Kurt wiped at his arm "Don't scare me like that!"

"Sorry,"

"Yes she gone,"

They sat back down as Kurt had ordered muffins for Rachel and she hadn't even finished hers so Blaine began picking at it.

"Can we go get dinner sometime this week?" Blaine asked looking hopeful.

Kurt knew he wasn't asking for a date. You don't just dump someone then ask your best friend out.

Even if he did picture him naked.

"Just friends…" Kurt added.

"Just friends…" Blaine agreed looking slightly unsure.

"I'd love to Harry, but I'm actually grounded,"

"What did you do?" Blaine asked looking really amused. "You of all people got grounded?"

"Well I somehow dragged a drunk person to my house who crashed in my bed and my dad walked in to find it happening in his house. Since I'm gay he's highly suspicious of what happened between me and said guy and isn't at all impressed that I invited a guest into his house without asking permission,"

"You got grounded because of me?" Blaine was surprised and guilty and it's about time.

"Yep," Kurt shrugged because he's used to it now.

"I'm so sorry,"

"It's okay, it just means that I can't go out for a month, and I have a curfew to be home after school now so,"

"That sucks,"

"It does,"

"I was really wasted wasn't I,"

"You only had 2 beers but yeah beer seems to have a side effect on you,"

"I'm never drinking again,"

"I'll need you to write that down on paper," Kurt laughed. "I didn't see you drink any,"

"I don't plan on drinking anytime soon. Once April Rodes came to school with alcohol in her drinks and I vomited all over Miss Pilsbury shoes,"

"You didn't!" Blaine laughed.

"Oh but I did,"

"I'm sure you're not that bad drunk, you probably just had a heavy drink. I'd like to see you wasted," Blaine's eyes sparkled at the thought and Kurt frowned "Didn't you just say that you were never drinking again?"

"Yeah but with you I think it could be fun. I'd like to see what kind of drunk person is Kurt Hummel,"

"Probably a boring one,"

"I doubt that,"

"Well here's a deal if I'm still single when I'm 30 let's get drunk together then," Kurt put out his pinky and Blaine grinned shaking it with his own.

"Deal,"

"As much as I'd love to keep talking about alcohol, we need to get to class,"