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The last person Lisa wanted to see for dinner was Nelson Muntz. But nobody seemed to care what she wanted. Lisa sat in the kitchen breaking up a cookie in her hand. She imagined it to be Nelson's head. Soon there were crumbs all over the freshly cleaned table. Marge didn't notice. She was too busy making dinner for the special guest tonight. Who Lisa hated. Or so she thought.
"My life is over" Lisa finally whined.
Marge turned around and smiled the best she could. Bart had mentioned that she had been acting melodramatic recently. But Marge assumed it was just teenage mood swings, that time or worse she had been bitten by the venomous love bug. Marge smiled. She liked Nelson. Sure he was still the school's top bully who listened to hard rock and wore black nail polish. Behind the bully reputation she saw his potential. In fact she was sure she had impact on him the last time he was here. He reminded her of Homer some times and if she could change Homer into a whole new person Lisa and Nelson would make a good couple.
"Honey, Your life isn't over, it just seems that way, when I was pregnant with Bart I thought my life was over but here I am"
Lisa moaned. "How come every time we talk about me we end up talking about him?"
She wouldn't say his name. Lisa was upset with Bart for so many reasons she couldn't mention. In only a day he managed to ruin the most important meal of the day. Annoy her with the fact he had someone to share the day with. Tell her the good news of Nelson coming for dinner. Along with getting her in trouble with her "in denial about everything including Bart being a sweet brother looking out for his sister" teacher who sent her to detention. Where she watched Milhouse, Bart and Nelson play football. But especially Nelson, the only good player on team besides Milhouse. Despite being a smoker Nelson was a fast runner and strong tackler. Detention went by quickly despite the fact that Bart's girlfriend sticking notes all over her. Which mad Lisa only angrier with Bart. He was doing everything wrong today. Could he do worse? Yes, He could.
"Tell me again why am I wearing these funny clothes?" Nelson asked Bart.
Bart smiled evilly at Nelson's appearance. Nelson was showered, shaven and looking good with a sweater vest and a tan pair of pants. His hair was gelled back in an orderly fashion and his nails were clean.
"Mom thinks she had an impact on you, we can't prove her wrong" Bart replied.
"Oh she had an impact on me alright"
"That's my mom dude"
"What? She's hot"
Bart threw the first punch then Nelson through the second, third, forth. But by the time Marge opened the door the two were standing like nothing ever happened.
"Nelson, I'm so glad you came! Maybe you could convince Bart to stay as well instead of going out with that dancer girlfriend I don't approve of"
Nelson nudged Bart in the ribs. "Dancer eh? Sounds exotic"
But when he saw the look on Marge's face he punched Bart in the stomach. "That's for dating someone your mom doesn't approve of"
Bart held his stomach in pain. While Marge "aww" letting the boys in. They both went into the kitchen where Lisa was hitting her head on the table.
"I don't what you see in her" Bart whispered.
Lisa turned around. "Hello Bart"
Lisa knew Bart hated this. It brought him back to the times when he was the number one target to death. And other things that made Bart uncomfortable and scream whenever he heard it. Lisa always thought there might be something else Bart never mentioned. Sure he tried to kill him but...? But instead of screaming "Ah Slidshow Bob" He yawned and punched Lisa in the arm.
"Hey Lis"
Lisa held her arm in pain when her eyes met Nelson's. Nelson smiled goofily. Lisa rolled her eyes. Watching the two Bart made puking notices.
"I rather talk to Milhouse"
The two were alone now with nothing much to say. Both tried to look at something besides each other. But failed.
"How about those whales?" Lisa asked.
"Still nuking" Nelson replied.
Lisa made a face.
Upstairs an evil plan was brewing.
"If I go along with this what will I gain in return?" Maggie asked.
"Spoken like a real Simpson, What have you been teaching her Bart?" Milhouse asked.
Bart laughed. "That nerds should only speak when cooler people tell them to"
Milhouse frowned. Bart smiled. "How about Milhouse taking you to Krusty Burger?"
Maggie's face lit up and hugged Bart. "Deal"
"Why do I have to take her to Krusty Burger"
"Cause, that's what big sisters do"
Maggie ran downstairs in the kitchen talking Nelson into a hug. "Hi I'm Maggie; you must be Lisa's boyfriend"
Lisa's jaw dropped. Nelson laughed. "Well, I-" Nelson began.
"Dinner is ready" Marge announced.
The family excluding Maggie sat around the table. While Bart distracted Marge by helping her Milhouse took Maggie to Krusty Burger. No one seemed to notice. After an awkward grace from Nelson the family began to dig into their meals. Lisa was convinced if she focused on her meal she wouldn't have to look or talk to Nelson. But she was wrong.
"Lisa, Can you pass me the mash poetoes?" Nelson asked with a mouth full of food.
"Sorry I couldn't understand you with the slaughtered cow in your big fat mouth"
Everyone looked up at Lisa. Then looked at Nelson. Who slammed his fork on the table? Chewed thoroughly and swallowed. He looked angry.
"What is your problem?"
"I love you that are the problem"
The words came out faster than her brain could process them. Did she really love Nelson? No she couldn't. But her words were already out there. Unable to get back. Nelson was staring at her then looked away and blushed. Nelson blushed? He liked her too. But whenever he tried to be nice to her she would push him away. With some mean comment? Did Lisa mean what she said? Or was she later going say she didn't mean it? Nelson suddenly lost his appetite.
"Thanks for dinner Mrs. S but I have to go"
"And I uh have to go with him"
"If anyone wants me I will be in my room"
Everyone left leaving Marge alone with Homer. Marge sighed. Picking up the uneaten food. Homer who still was eating looked up and saw everyone was gone.
"Hey where did everybody go?"
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