Fan Girl: ...Doo doo doo doo…
The Voice: Hey, I know that it's your birthday.
Fan Girl: Really? I've been trying to keep that a secret. I hate aging.
The Voice: Just don't go in your house until five p.m.
Fan Girl: Why?
The Voice: Just listen to me.
Fan Girl: Fine. Whatever. You're lucky that I have an orthodontist appointment today until five.
The Voice: Whatever. Happy Birthday!
~At five p.m.~
Fan Girl: *enters house* Why is it so dark? *flips on light*
Yoru, Ikuto, Sterling, and the Voice: Surprise! Happy Sweet Sixteen!
Fan Girl: Ugh! Voice! I told you that I've been trying to keep this a secret!
The Voice: Sorry. Couldn't help it.
Yoru: We got presents nya!
Fan Girl: I-I can't accept that.
Sterling: Of course you can. It's your birthday.
Fan Girl: Still…
Ikuto: But we spent so much time trying to find something.
Fan Girl: Oh, all right.
Sterling: *faces Ikuto*How do you do that?
Ikuto: *shrugs*
Yoru: Here's my present nya!
Fan Girl: *opens* Omigosh! It's Catching Fire! I was just going to order it today! Thanks Yoru!
Yoru: No problem nya!
Sterling: Hey! Catch.
Fan Girl: *fumbles while trying to catch the present*
Ikuto: *catches it and hands it to Fan Girl*
Fan Girl: Thanks. *opens* It's a poster of you. You're so vain, Sterling.
Sterling: But I thought you liked me.
Fan Girl: Don't ever listen to what the voice says.
The Voice: Still in denial I see…
Ikuto: Here you go, Dee.
Fan Girl: *opens* Omigosh! It's a poster of you! Yay! I'm going to hang it up in my room!
Sterling: …Impossible…
Ikuto: *shrugs*
Fan Girl: So…um…where's your present, voice?
The Voice: My present is organizing this party.
Fan Girl: Er…okay…
The Voice: Just kidding. Look under the table.
Fan Girl: *looks under and pulls out a paper bag* A bag?
The Voice: No, stupid, you got to look in the bag.
Fan Girl: Pfft! I knew that. *opens* It's…Blood Promise?
The Voice: I thought you liked that series.
Fan Girl: I do…It's just that I already ordered it a couple of days ago.
The Voice: Oh! I bribed Amazon to mail it earlier and if you look inside the front cover, there's the amount that you paid for the book. So technically, after you figure everything out, I'm basically giving you a free book.
Fan Girl: Oh. Er… Thanks a lot, voice.
The Voice: No problem.
Yoru: Do you want cake nya? It's your favorite nya! Black forest cake nya!
Fan Girl: Wait…how do you know that that's my favorite type of cake?
Yoru: The voice told me nya!
Fan Girl: Wait…how did the voice know that?
The Voice: I know everything.
Fan Girl: Stalker.
The Voice: Well, at least stalker beats perverted cat.
Ikuto: I'm still here.
Sterling: Aw, come on. Let's not do this again. After all, it is the Fan Girl's birthday.
Yoru: Do what nya?
Ikuto: Beat Sterling up.
Sterling: You did NOT beat me up.
Ikuto: Want to have a rematch?
Sterling: Fine!
Fan Girl: GUYS!
Ikuto: Sorry, Fan Girl.
Sterling: Yeah, sorry.
Fan Girl: That's fine. So, who wants some cake?
Yoru: Me nya!
Fan Girl:*slices a piece of cake for everyone except the voice* Are you sure you don't want a piece of cake, voice?
The Voice: How am I supposed to eat it? I'm a voice, remember?
Fan Girl: Right. Sorry.
~Couple of hours later~
Fan Girl: Okay. I'm really tired so I'm going to stop the party. Sorry guys.
Sterling: Nah, that's fine. I'll be leaving now. Bye! Happy Birthday!
Yoru: Happy Birthday nya!
Ikuto: Happy Birthday number one fan.
The Voice: Happy Birthday!
Fan Girl: Bye guys! Thanks for the party!
~Outside of Dee's house~
Ikuto: Well, since the party's over, we can have our rematch now.
Sterling: Sure thing.
Ikuto: *attacks*
Sterling: AAH! *runs away before Ikuto has even touched him*
