AN : I really really want to see this musical (Wicked) … but the closest it's performing is in LA… and that is VERY far from where I live…. Though, at least it isn't out of the continent. This is an awesome song. The person singing it is Glenda, the Witch of the North. The person she is talking to is… maybe the witch of the East? Or maybe it's west… whatever. It's an awesome song! Listen to the song and go see the musical! LOL I think this fanfic is very funny… enjoy!
Note: This was originally it's own fanfic.
Dark: Oh KRAAAAADDD!
Risa: Oh RIIKUUUUUU!
Krad and Riku: What now?
Dark and Risa: Guess what?
Krad and Riku: Whaaattt…?
Dark: You guys need…
Risa: Makeovers!
Krad and Riku are then tied to chairs and dagged into rooms filled with clothes and makeup.
Dark: And guess what?
Risa and Krad start yelling their heads of.
Risa: No, that's not it. We are going to…
Dark: Sing for you!
Krad and Riku: NOOOOO!
Dark
(towards Krad): Whenever I see someone
Less fortunate than
I
(And let's face it - who isn't
Less fortunate than I?)
My
tender heart
Tends to start to bleed
Risa (towards Riku):
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I
know I know exactly what they need
Dark and Risa: And even
in your case
Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't
worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes,
indeed
Risa: You will be:
Dark: Popular!
Risa
and Dark: You're gonna be popular!
Risa: I'll teach you
the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and
flounce! Ooh!
Dark: I'll show you what shoes to wear
How
to fix your hair (you have so much of it…)
Everything
that really counts
Dark and Risa: To be popular!
Risa:
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right
cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to
know
Dark: So let's start! 'Cause you've got an awfully
long way to go.
Don't be offended by my frank
analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Risa: Now
that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
Sister and adviser
There's
nobody wiser
Dark: Not when it comes to popular -
I know
about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll
be
Dark and Risa: Instead of dreary who you were,
Dark:
Well, are
Risa: There's nothing that can stop you
From
becoming popu
Ler…
Dark:
Lar!
Risa and Dark: La la la la
We're gonna make you
popular
Dark: When I see depressing creatures
With
unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf
To
think of
Celebrated heads of state or
Specially great
communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me
laugh!
Risa: They were popular! Please -
It's all about
popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So
it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Risa and Dark:
Like me!
Dark: Oh! Riku-san, Krad-san! Look at you…!
Risa: You're beautiful!
Krad and Riku: I… I have to go now.
They run away from the two singing devils.
Dark
and Risa sigh, then look at each other and finish singing.
Dark
and Risa: And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know
clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found
popularity
La la la la
You'll be popular -
Just not as quite
as popular
As me!
AN: That song rocks… go listen to it! Now! Find it on if you can't buy it. Or Limewire… but go listen to it! It's AWESOME!
Yay for blue popsicles, -Bowleena
