AN : I really really want to see this musical (Wicked) … but the closest it's performing is in LA… and that is VERY far from where I live…. Though, at least it isn't out of the continent. This is an awesome song. The person singing it is Glenda, the Witch of the North. The person she is talking to is… maybe the witch of the East? Or maybe it's west… whatever. It's an awesome song! Listen to the song and go see the musical! LOL I think this fanfic is very funny… enjoy!

Note: This was originally it's own fanfic.

Dark: Oh KRAAAAADDD!

Risa: Oh RIIKUUUUUU!

Krad and Riku: What now?

Dark and Risa: Guess what?

Krad and Riku: Whaaattt…?

Dark: You guys need…

Risa: Makeovers!

Krad and Riku are then tied to chairs and dagged into rooms filled with clothes and makeup.

Dark: And guess what?

Risa and Krad start yelling their heads of.

Risa: No, that's not it. We are going to…

Dark: Sing for you!

Krad and Riku: NOOOOO!

Dark (towards Krad): Whenever I see someone
Less fortunate than I
(And let's face it - who isn't
Less fortunate than I?)
My tender heart
Tends to start to bleed
Risa (towards Riku): And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need
Dark and Risa: And even in your case
Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
Risa: You will be:
Dark: Popular!
Risa and Dark: You're gonna be popular!
Risa: I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce! Ooh!
Dark: I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
(you have so much of it…)
Everything that really counts
Dark and Risa: To be popular!
Risa: I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
Dark: So let's start! 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go.
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Risa: Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
Sister and adviser
There's nobody wiser
Dark: Not when it comes to popular -
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll be
Dark and Risa: Instead of dreary who you were,

Dark: Well, are
Risa: There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu
Ler…

Dark: Lar!
Risa and Dark: La la la la
We're gonna make you popular
Dark: When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state or
Specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!

Risa: They were popular! Please -
It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Risa and Dark: Like me!

Dark: Oh! Riku-san, Krad-san! Look at you…!

Risa: You're beautiful!

Krad and Riku: I… I have to go now.

They run away from the two singing devils.

Dark and Risa sigh, then look at each other and finish singing.
Dark and Risa: And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity
La la la la
You'll be popular -
Just not as quite as popular
As me!

AN: That song rocks… go listen to it! Now! Find it on if you can't buy it. Or Limewire… but go listen to it! It's AWESOME!

Yay for blue popsicles, -Bowleena