Harry Potter sat n his dezk clicking away at the fucking creepers that were about to 9/11 the shit out of his dirt house. He was in minecraftology, the hardest and most prestigus of all the classes in hogwats. Fortunately, he was one of the best minecrafters in the tri state area, but unfortunately, he was in a class full of fucking n00bs who could not even build the simplest fuckin house. "Hey harry can u build me a fuckin like dildo or sum shit" hermione asked. "I need to get a 4.7 gpa to pass and that is my advanced assignment" she sighed. "Fuk u hermione" herry growled "I need to kill these creepers or they will blow up my hentai map art collection." Suddenly, harry heard a loud thunk. He smelled the scent of a dead walrus, and knew at an instant that this could mean only one thing. Snape had walked over, taken off his robe, and plopped his glorious, oilee dick on the fucking table. "Eat me pls potter" snape whispered coldly. "K" harry answered, calmly ramming his mastodon sized dick up snapes poopy hole. "Bruv that shit gay AF" hermiony screamed as she ran away to alert ron and hagrid. Meanwhile, harry continued to fuck snape while stuffing paper up snape's urethra. "Deeper dad!" shouted snape. "K" harry answered as he pushed harder and harder. Snape started gagging as harry's long ass dick started to enter snapes stomach. "OUCHY" HARRY SCREMED. THE ACID IN SNAPES STOMAK BURNED HARRYS LONG DICK! WILL HE KEEP FUCKING, OR WILL HE RETIRE TO HIS ROOM AND STUFF DEAD BEES UP HIS ASS TO COPE WITH THE PAIN. FIND OUT N CHPTR 4.
