Thank you for reviewing, everyone! This is my second time typing this chapter... It shut down without saving... -cries-

Thanks to Kayla Birde. I think I'll start typing the questions in italics. The reason that I didn't before is that italics doesn't show up on some browsers.

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note.


Kyoha began to hang out with the cast. Braiding Mello's hair into dreadlocks (More Mello torture!) she yelled, "New questions!"

"From Neo-Kira:

...Neo-Kira has returned to deliver pirizes to those who answered his questions...
Light recieves a pencil...
Misa recieves two Light and Misa dolls to play with...
L recieves two small cakes and a tray of tea...
Mello recieves a phamlet on anger management and sandwich suppiles, good for three days of food...
Kyoha recieves a copy of How to Read 13...
...New questions remain...
Light...Do you regret trusting Ryuk...
L...Do you want a computer...
Misa...If you could say anything to the Shinigami who gave his life for you, what would you say...
Ryuk...Is living in the human world all you expected...
Answer these questions and you will recieve more things to help you live...or die..."

Light took the pencil and spun it. "What good is a pencil..." Misa squealed at her new toys and started to have Light and Misa make out, kiss and hug. L swallowed his two cakes and washed it down with a cup of tea. Mello tore up the pamphlet and yelled "I DO NOT NEED AN EFFING ANGER MANAGEMENT COURSE!"

"Squee!" Kyoha grabbed the book and opened it to Mello's page. She drooled, crunching on a grapple. (An apple with grape concentrate infused inside it. It's really good, actually.) Ryuk looked longingly at the grapple.

"No, I don't regret trusting Ryuk, because if it weren't for him, I wouldn't be the god of this world." He struck his pose with the open shirt flapping in the wind/OMG I HAVE WINGS/AH AM LIGHT, WATCH MEH FLY routine.

Kyoha scoffed. "Yeah, you'd also be DEAD." She tossed the core into the air, only to be swallowed by Ryuk.

"Computer? Almost my entire life, not to mention my job has to do with computers. So no, I'll pass." L took a sip of his tea.

Misa, still playing with her dolls did not answer. Kyoha took Light's pencil and started to poke her.

"Oh! Misa would say that she is grateful for saving her life! Misa thanks you, Gelus!" Misa kept playing with the dolls.

Ryuk chanted "APPLES. APPLES. APPLES. APPLES."

"From moonlightdemonKita:

hi again -

ok first i got presents for everyone - sends a homemade german apple cake for L, a 10 peice puzzle for Near, a family pack of chocolate bars for Mello, a carton of cigarettes for Matt, a bag of apples for Ryuuk, some random girly stuff for Misa, some randon things for Rem, and a rock for light
now questions/comments
L, i hope you like it - i made it myself its a family recipe
Near, how long do you think that puzzle will take you?
Misa, sorry i didn't get ya anything good i didn't know what you like and can i please please find you a guy who wont use you and isn't an ? you deserve better then that and you have a really pretty singing voice by the way -
Mello, enjoy -
Matt, i dont support smoking but i didn't know what else to get you
Ryuuk, enjoy -
Rem, yea i didn't really have any idea what to get you either
Light, yea i still really dont like you but i didn't want to be completely rude so got you this nice shiny rock instead of nothing"

L took the cake and sliced it in half. He put the half aside for now. Ryuk stood right in front of L, but of course he didn't see. Then Ryuk leapt at the the cake and then it was gone.

"APPEL CAEK." he yelled. Then he took the bag of apples and started chanting "APPLE. APPLE. APPLE. APPLE."

Near took the puzzle and finished it in under 40 seconds. "That answer your question?"

Kyoha took some of the chocolate and started to chomp on it.

"I get a lousy rock, while they get the luxuries of their lives! How dare you-" Light began, but was interrupted by Kyoha.

"Yeah, yeah, "I R GOD, HEAR MEH RAWR." Hey, Light. Shut up."

Matt took his cigarettes lightly and tapped it. A single one slid out, and he stuck it in his mouth...

...but he couldn't smoke. He had no lighter! Matt started to sulk.

"From no heart to follow:

Hey peoples! How bad does it suck to be trapped in a room by a mad-person??
Who here has played over 50 different video games? Anyone who has gets a page from the death note I found under my bed! (I just like throwing the paper at people... haven't killed anyone yet)
Mello: Are you religious? :points curiosly at rosary:
Answer and you get a pet goldfish! (I owe chocolate to someone else and can't aford to give you any, sorry!)
Light: Play dead boy! Play dead!
Do so and I won't write your name in my Death note!
L and Near: I want to have a staring contest with you! But since that's obviously impossible could you two have a one between yourselves?
Winner gets about 10,0,0 toothpicks and a mango!
Misa: Did you appricieate what Rem did at all?
Answer and you get a picture of Light in the shower!
Oh, and does anyone here want to buy a gameboy advanced? I need money for classified reasons or else I'll be brutally murdered!"

Kyoha waved her hand in the air. "I did!" She cheered, but then looked at Matt. He sulked some more. "I only played 49..." Kyoha tucked the paper into her pocket. Mello seemed offended by the question.

"DAMN RIGHT I'M EFFING DAMN RELIGIOUS!" he yelled. Kyoha snorted. The goldfish plopped right on his dreadlocks. But it was dead. Oh well. Matt took it and swallowed it.

Light lay down on the floor, arranging his body to look dead.

"And thus, the staring contest of a million years began. L, the amazing detective against Near, the amazing detective's successor. Who's cuisine will reign supreme? Find out next on Iron Chef America!" Kyoha yelled. They stared at her.

"Of course Misa appreciates what Rem did for her!" Misa squealed.

About five hours later, the two where still at it. Kyoha snapped her fingers in front of both of them. L snored.

"They're... asleep... with their eyes wide open..." she muttered.


What they have:

Half a cake (eaten)
10 piece puzzle of tiger
10 piece puzzle of shark
Picture of carelineparis' sister
Cake (eaten)
Lego
Bar of Chocolate (eaten)
Pencil
Light and Misa doll
Pamphlet for anger management (ripped up)
Sandwich supplies
Two small cakes (eaten)
Tea (drunk)
HTR13
Grapples
Homemade German Apple cake (eaten)
10 piece puzzle
Chocolate (half eaten)
Carton of cigarettes
Bag of apples (eaten)
Random girly stuff
Random stuff
Rock
Death Note page (Kyoha's)
Goldfish (eaten)
Picture of Light in shower