Disclaimer: Yes, I do not own Naruto.
Wedding Crashers
AngelKoryuu
Chapter 3:
Marry me, will you?
SLAP!
Sakura started to panic. But before she knew it, she absent-mindedly slapped the unknown person in front of her, making him fall off the bed.
"N-nani?" Sakura exclaimed.
"gaaahhh…" The person started to stand up from his position. "Ow. That sure hurts hime."
"H-hime? What do you mean?"
He stood up proudly, his left hand covering the bright red slap mark on his cheek.
"I am Koji Mirahara, it is a very lovely pleasure to meet you hime." He bowed lightly.
He had a short blonde hair, carefully combed back, until Sakura had slapped him. He had dark brown eyes, a happy curved mouth and neat but fancy clothes. It was obvious he was rich and noble-like.
"Huh?"
"Welcome to my house." He smiled happily at her.
She could tell his eyes were up to something mischievous.
He calls this a house? Inner Sakura thought. This looks more like a mansion!
"Wh-why am I here?" she asked, scared.
"I brought you here, hime."
"That's not what I meant."
He didn't reply. Instead, his smiling mouth widened more
"What I'm asking is why I am here? This… room… house.. or whatever this is!"
"Details can be saved for later, hime." He sat beside her on the bed. Sakura backed away. "Do you mind introducing yourself?"
"Yes, I do! And I won't tell you who I am unless you answer my question."
"Well, that's…"
Sasuke and Naruto cursed.
They slowly but carefully walked through the damned river. Since the bridge had been old it resulted to a very shabby and dangerous pathway. This is really getting troublesome, they thought.
Even Pakkun was having a hard time.
It had been hours since Kakashi left them. He remembered something and hurriedly bid them goodbye, telling them that they could do the mission on their own and he had to run some errands.
Kakashi was definitely no help.
"Kusooo! Why am I even here, anyway?" Naruto stopped, his fists clenched. "We should be saving Sakura now, not walking through this dirty… filthy… GAH!"
Sasuke stepped on his head and pushed him deeper into the knee- high water.
"Shut up and keep walking, slowpoke."
He used Naruto's head as an elevation and jumped towards dry land. Naruto's head popped out, his eyes flaming with anger.
"SASUKE!" he threatened.
Pakkun sighed. As he continued to swim through the water, he passed Naruto and easily walked his way through the damp land. He shook himself out of water as the two boys continued to bicker, curse, and fight each other.
This was getting nowhere.
"It's a secret!"
Sakura sweatdropped. She then turned and crossed her arms.
"Hime. Hime. Please don't get mad!" He waved his hands in front of him.
She didn't reply.
"Okay. You're inside the Mirahara Manor…" he started.
Sakura turned her head to the side and looked at him. He seemed very nice to her and even called her 'hime', now she felt kind of comfortable.
"I brought you here because of some reasons…" He locked eyes with her.
Sakura shivered
"And for that reason… I changed your clothes!" He changed the topic.
Bastard.
Fangs instantly came out of her mouth and she punched him right on his face.
"Ah!" He sobbed in an obviously fake way. "Hime.. hime.. that hurt!"
"Listen, you. I don't care who you are or for what reason I'm here. I just wanna go home, you get that?"
He fell off the bed (again), scared by the pink-haired kunoichi's demand.
But he was right. He did change her clothes.
It was the kind of dresses you'd see in a store but will never get to buy. Too expensive.
Koji, noticing she was looking at her dress, said "Don't worry, hime. I didn't change the clothes for you!"
Her eye twitched.
She punched him right in the face again.
Pervert.
Sasuke looked up at the night sky. His clothes were wet and dirty and had been tattered from the previous fight him and Naruto made.
He lay down on his back and pulled his arms up to his head. It sure was tiring.
Naruto sat on a rock, waiting for their fish to be cooked from the bonfire he made. Pakkun stared at the smaller fish (which was for him) as he wagged his tail back and forth.
Sakura-chan, don't worry, I'll be here to save you! Naruto determinedly thought.
And in the Uchiha's mind…?
Sakura, where are you?
"Hiimeeeee…. Gomen!"
Sakura sat cross-legged and glared at him as he bowed on his hands and knees before her. It was a funny sight.
"Hmph!"
"Himeee.." he said pleadingly.
Sakura turned her head to the right and ignored his pleas.
"Well then…" he stood on one knee.
This caught Sakura's attention. She stared at him with wonder as he fumbled for an unknown object in his pocket.
What's he doing? Inner Sakura said.
'Who knows?'
He straightened his back and presented a small red box containing a….
Ring?
He smiled.
Sakura stared at him, wide-eyed.
"Will you marry me?"
Sorry for the long update, guys! Sorry, really! Thank you for all the warm reviews and sorry for making this short! Hope you enjoyed this. I know I didn't put my all into this and this story might be short too. I just wanted to finish this anyway
Well, bye then!
