Chapter three- my humps
"Were not going to find them" I told Elena as we walked down the crowded hall.
"When there's a will, there's a way" Elena said.
"And the moral is?" I asked.
"I don't really know, I've just wanted to say that for soo long" she smiled.
"Wait...were missing something...oh no we lost Caroline" I said.
"Don't worry about her she'll find us" Elena told me.
"Lena!" called a voice from behind us. We spun around to see Stefan standing beside a man who was leaning on the locker.
Elena squealed and jumped into Stefan's arms when he was like a metre or two away.
"Elena, Bonnie this is my brother Damon" Stefan said. Damon had ice blue eyes and wavy black hair. He smiled at us. His body was wow and his ice were oooh and his feet were- wait a minute, do I have a foot fetish?
Suddenly the bell went.
"I gotta go, see you at lunch" I told Elena and walked down the hall to English. I took a seat at the back and pulled out my notepad.
"Okay class, turn to page fifty six in your book" instucted Mrs Poplabo ( AN: WTF?).
"Excuse me young man but you can not just walk in here being late" said Mrs Poplabo. I looked up from my book and noticed Damon Salvatore. He smiled at her and her face softened.
"Sorry Mrs Poplabo, who ever shall I make it up to you?" he asked sweetly. Suddenly I felt her thoughts rush through my head. Her aura was glowing.
"Well you sexy beast you can come back to my office after school and be punished" Mrs Poplabo thought. .
"Oh, it's fine honey, why don't you take a seat?" she said and smiled at him. My face turned from curious to down right disgusted.
Damon saw me and sat in the empty seat next to me.
"Psst, hi!" he whispered when everyone was watching him. What the hell? I raised an eyebrow.
"Hi" I replied. He sighed and leaned back in his chair with his hands behind his head. The teacher just at her desk and re-applied some pink lipstick. Everyone goes back to their work.
After ten minutes Damon breaks the silence.
"Pssst, Bonnie" he whispers, I try to ignore him.
"Psst Bonnnnnniiiieee" he whispers.
"What?" I ask.
"Can I read your book" he asked with a wide smile.
"Sure" I mumbled. He scraped the chair along the ground and sat close to me. I glared at the book. He looks at the book closely.
"Have you ever been to Vegas?" he asked me.
"Uh no?" I said.
"Ever knock anyone up?" he asked. I dropped the pencil from my hand.
"What? How does that even happen?" I asked.
"Well Bonnie when a male has feelings for a female they go and have se-" I cut him off.
"I know how babies are made!" I exclaimed. The whole class turned and looked at me. I froze and stared at them, my eyes wide. A blush crept to my cheeks.
"Alright everyone, now that we know that Bonnie know's what to do with male and female parts let's get back to work" the teacher declared. They all turned back around.
"That was all your fault" I said pointing at Damon.
"I was just asking because you don't really look like a woman" he said.
"You think I'm a man?" I asked.
"Well not really but you do kinda look the part" he said and I gasped. I didn't look like a man...did I?
"Whatever, let's just get back to work" I said.
"Your place or mine?" he asked and raised an eyebrow.
"What?" I spat.
"I thought you said you knew how babies are made" he told me, smirking. He was enjoying this.
"Yes I do my mum hired a video and a picture book out last year!" I yelled.
"That's it, miss Bennett, detention!" Mrs Poplabo shouted.
Oh no, I'd never been to detention before what if they beat me up or steal my lunch money?
"Bonnie, that is disrespectable...I can't even look at you right now!" Damon shouted appalled and pretended to cry. A bunch of girls rushed over to Damon and hugged him.
"He is so sensitive" A girl named Vicki said as she patted his back.
"It's just so hard y'know" Damon cried.
"But Mrs Po-" I was cut short, again.
"You've done enough, Bonnie" the teacher said. I sighed and grabbed my books and bag. I walked out the door sadly and made my way to detention.
As I opened the detention door I gasped. There was an emo, a punk and this kid who'd spray painted a penis on the school library. I gulped, this was going to be a long day.
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I was finally allowed out. My next class was gym. On the plus side, you get to see Tyler part of my mind said.
I smiled and walked into the changing room. I dressed into tights and a blue t-shirt saying " What you talkin' bout Wilis?" on it and put my hair into a plat. During detention the punk kid thought it was funny to put gum in my hair. I walked out to see Caroline and Elena dressed in short shorts and sports bras.
"Oh my god where were you?" Caroline asked franticly as I approached them.
"Stefan's brother got me in trouble" I said in disgust.
"Really?" Elena asked. I nodded.
"Speak of the devil" Caroline whispered as she watched something. I turned around and saw him, he was shirtless and hot! I couldn't stop staring.
"See something you like?" Damon asked as he approached us.
"Not in your direction" I said smoothly.
He scoffed and walked off.
"Okay class, today were gonna play volleyball" declared the coach. I was on Damon's team. Damn it!
Elena served the ball and it went flying across the court only to be hit back by Anna. I managed to keep the next ball off the ground. I threw it over the net and Tyler hit it back to our side. Suddenly I felt something hit the back of my head. I turned around and saw Damon smirking.
"Whoops" he said.
Soon the game was over. That's a record only ten hits to my body today. I smiled as I changed out of my clothes and into some skinny jeans and a long sleeved purple shirt.
As I walked out I stopped in my tracks. There he was the god of all gods. The sexy, strong, hot, glistening with sweat Tyler Lockwood. He was doing laps with his friend Matt. I gazed at him.
"Geez, Elena told me you liked him but I didn't think it was that bad" Damon chuckled from behind me.
"She told you?" I asked angrily.
"Yup, btw she also said that your car is soo not hot" he said. I sighed.
"He never notices me" I mumbled.
"I can change that" Damon replied.
"Really, how?" I asked not believing him one bit.
"Let's make a bet, if I can get him to notice you, I get something in return but if he doesn't, you can have my oringinal astro boy ring" he said. My jaw dropped.
"You have an original astro boy ring?" I asked.
"Aha" he grinned.
"Okay then, it begins tomorrow" I said and shook his hand.
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The next day 3AM.
I awoke early in the morning, I could here someone down stairs. I grabbed my brothers baseball bat from the closet and followed the noise. It was coming from the exercise room. I slowly opened the door and dropped the baseball bat.
"What you gona do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I am get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps, check it out" Damon sang as he worked out on the exercise bike.
"Damon, what are you doing?" I asked rubbing my eyes. He smiled.
"Good morning sunshine" he sang as he got of the bike and picked up two bags.
"Here go get dressed and eat" he said handing me the bags and a cup of coffee and a donout.
"But it's 3 in the morning" I sighed. He just pointed to the stairs. I sighed, why did I ever agree to this?
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