I don't own Twilight or New Moon… They belong to Stephenie Meyer.
A/N: I see a trend starting here! (looks down at chapter title.) Sort of reminds me of friends…
Chapter Three: The One With the Orientation
A week later
Jasper POV
I have my work cut out for me… I will most likely have an emotional breakdown before the end of September… and their not even my emotions!
"Jasper, we have an hour till we have to be in the auditorium." Alice said as she poked her head into my room. "Embry, you too."
Okay, so the only two dogs we have had any problems with have been Paul and Jacob. I have actually been able to become friends with Embry… strange I know… but hey, at least we're not at each others throats… like Edward and Jacob… or Emmett and Paul.
The first should not need an explanation… both are deeply in love with Bella… enough said.
Alice found Embry to like the child we never had… I don't completely understand that but who am I to argue with Alice… she has the visions not me. She saw him needing a motherly figure around here… and since Esme is in the teachers dorms… and rooming with her husband… that leaves either Alice and Bella, because Rosalie is too evil!
"Is she always like this… so motherly?" Embry asked.
"You would be amazed. If you think she's bad… you should meet Esme." I laughed. "Come on, we better go."
x-x-x
Orientation
The auditorium was filled… surprisingly. Everyone took their seats and spoke amongst themselves… of course I can't say the same thing for Emmett and Rosalie… they were all over each other."
The next thing I knew Aro, Caius, and Marcus were sitting up on stage… well except for Aro, but he's insane… right?
"Quiet down everyone, quiet down." He started. The room became completely silent.
"Welcome to your first at Aro University." Of course he would name it after himself. "First off, Greek week will be next week, and I encourage all you all to join a fraternity or soirity. Next we will be having a talent show in October… auditions are in two weeks. Classes will begin next week Monday and I expect this to be a wonderful year. And that is all… oh and on your way out I would like you all to grab a handbook from one of our lovely ladies at the doors."
x-x-x-x
Back In Cullen Hall (yeah, I forgot to mention that the building they reside in is Cullen Hall… how ironic!)
"A talent show… are we in first grade?" Rosalie stated as we entered the building. "I mean, seriously… what the hell could we sing, or rather do?"
"I can play the piano." Edward said thoughtfully… "I could play Bella's lullaby."
"Oh, dear Lord, help him!" Rosalie said after we stepped on to the elevator.
"I know of a song we could all do!" Alice said happily. "It's that song by Christina Aguilera! Candyman I believe it's called."
"No." Edward answered immediately.
I knew better than to disagree with Alice… especially if I knew what was good for me I wouldn't disagree with her… as did everyone else. Edward seemed to be the only one who enjoyed arguing… with everyone except Bella!
"That sounds like a wonderful idea." Rosalie said stated. We stepped off of the elevator.
x-x-x
Jacob POV
"Okay, what do we do?" Embry asked after a moment.
"Panic! At the Disco." I stated.
"What song?" Sam asked after a moment of thought.
"Umm…" Paul thought a moment. "There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet." The ironic part… we were standing by a bunch of tables with numbers on them.
"Why are they numbered?" Jared looked at Paul with a look of bewilderment.
"It's the song title." Paul said instantly.
"No! I Write Sins Not Tragedies!" Embry said in almost a yell.
"Did we bring our instruments?" Sam said after a moment.
"Yes, but we are still short a viola, a pianist, (ha ha), and that's it."
"Oh, Jasper plays the viola!" Embry stated quickly.
"And we know this why?" Paul asked after about ten seconds.
"He told me."
"Are you like his lover?" Paul asked incredulously.
"He happens to be happily married to Alice."
"That doesn't mean he can't still be gay." Paul continued to argue with Embry.
"Look, who cares?" I stated. "We'll challenge them to a contest."
x-x-x
(in the dorm commons)
"What we get if we win?" Edward asked me.
"Who ever wins gets to…"
x-x-x
A/N: Okay, so I'll put this one up for debate… what should they get to do or what ever it is if either side wins! I need a couple ideas or the next chapter may take a while!
