"Yay, we're already in session 3!" Marj cheered. "Why are you wearing your school uniform?" America said as he stuffed hamburgers in his mouth. "School, on Saturdays and also, film showing," Marj answered in a hurried manner. "Okay… Let's read the review! It's from Spingirth Dale again!" Philippines cheered.
"Wow! Thank you so much! Questions: England: Pardon me for prying into your business, but uh...What did France tell you? ..But if it's something bad, don't say it. Philippines: ...Do you like..Japan? :O And is it true that you are TOO nice? South Korea: ..Must you always do those things to China? You know what I'm talking about. Hong Kong: What did you call England when you were still his colony? Sir or...Captain? Germany: Is your bruder drunk right now? America: What did you do during your Independence Day? Belated happy birthday! by the way! I celebrated your independence, even though I'm not in America (in my own way). :D Dares: South Korea: Show off your taekwondo moves in front of everyone. Taiwan: Talk with Japan. ;) Easy, I know. England: Make America drink tea. And if he refuses, force him to do so. Hong Kong: Kyaa! America: Let England have some burgers too. :D Thanks, you guys! :D'
I have another set of questions and dares, thanks!
Her review originated from me, da ze!" South Korea cheered as he posed. "Okay then, England, you're up!" Marj said. "Everything that bloody git says is something bad!" England shouted. "Don't be shy, Angleterre,""France whispered into England's ear which made the English man shiver. "Stay away you bloody wanker!" England said as he mysteriously got Japan's katana and pointed it towards him. "No violence, please," Philippines said when he stepped between them. "If you hurt Philippines..!" Indonesia and America stood up. "Don't worry, you dunderheads. I would never hurt Philippines," England said as he lowered the katana. "Katanaaa~~" Philippines had a late reaction then hid behind America. America smiled at bit then glared at England. "This is awkward," Marj said as she tried to process the situation.
"Well, then, let's proceed to the next question!" Singapore said to release the situation. It was confusing for the whole ASEAN. "Philippines, it's for you," Canada said as he tugged Philippines shirt. "Oh yeah, no more katana. Do I like Japan?" Philippines said as she looked at Japan. "I like him very much! He is really a great friend!" Philippines said as she smiled. "Poor Japan, friendzoned by Philippines," America said as he made a fake cry face. "I think you're misunderstanding, America-san," Japan said as he sweatdropped, what he didn't like aside from scaring his good friend, Philippines, is being misunderstood. "I pity Japan," Malaysia shook her head as she looked at Philippines. "Me too, aru," China said as he dazed the two. "And me being too nice? Well, you haven't seen me when I'm mad," Philippines said, a dark aura surrounding her back. "I taught her to be like that, da," Russia smiled creepily.
"Ok, this next question originated from me, da ze~ And it's also for me~ Yes, I must," South Korea smiled at the camera which crept everyone in that room and I guess, those watching at home.
Meanwhile, in the Spanish Home…
"Greedy bastard!" Romano threw the pillow towards the TV. "Romano, the TV didn't hurt you," Spain said as he smiled.
Back to the studio…
"A-Aru?" China questioned. "You better not find out," Brunei whispered into China's ear. China only nodded because he knows it's a wise decision to make. "So, Hong Kong, wait, where's Hong Kong?" Taiwan looked around to find Hong Kong. They suddenly heard explosions of fireworks. "What the fuck was that?" England asked in shock then looked out the window. "Happy New Year!" Philippines sparkled. "Firipin-san, it's only July," Japan reminded Philippines. "Oh yeah," Philippines frowned. "Hong Kong, come back here!" Vietnam screamed. "I will," Hong Kong said.
After a few minutes…
"okay, so the question. What did you call England back then?" Marj asked. "When he feels like a pirate Captain and if he feels like an English gentleman, Sir," Hong Kong answered. "So, did he dress up like a pirate when you call him a captain and did he dress up in a tux when you call him sir?" France was fully absorbed with Hong Kong's answer. "Yes, he looked like an American because he looked that stupid," Hong Kong said. "Hey! I'm not—" before America could finish, Philippines covered his mouth. "So, Germany, is Prussia drunk now?" Philippines asked. Germany's phone suddenly rang and he answered it. "Germany, I'm at the beerhouse now! Wanna come with me? " Prussia screamed through the phone.
"Does that answer your question?" Germany said as he plainly looked at Philippines. "Uhh… Yeah," she said as she sweatdropped. "Woah, is Philippines' there? You heavy drinker, come here!" Prussia managed to say. "Philippines is a heavy drinker?" The ASEAN were confused, they never suspected that such an innocent girl would be a heavy drinker. "N-No, I'm not! I do not drink! I only drink a little every now and then," Philippines said as she looked down on her feet. She fidgeted and tried to deny the fact she drinks. "Awkward, well never mind. The next question! "Of course, I did hero stuff more heroically! Wait, I can't do it more heroically because I am the hero in this world!" America declared.
Of course, the countries face palmed. "The dares, daze! It's next and I'll show my taekwondo moves that originated from me of course!" South Korea cheered. He showed various taekwondo moves. "I prefer karate," Philippines said as she raised her hand. "Karate also originated from me,da ze!" South Korea cheered. "Yay! It's my turn!" Taiwan cheered.
"What do you want to talk about, Taiwan-san?" Japan asked politely. "Anything except about China," Taiwan said as she sat next to Japan. "That's offensive, aru!" China said. "While these two converse with one another, let us make England do his dare," Marj said with a creepy grin. "Make America drink tea? That would be very easy," England said, furrowing his thick eyebrows. England grabbed the plastic cup America drinks his softdrinks from while that American idiot munches on the hamburgers. He put the drink into another container then replaced it with tea. "1…2…3…" England counted and when he reached 3, America drank the tea then spat it out. "That isn't my drink, I tell you!" America screamed as he pointed the plastic cup. "You were my sidekick, plastic cup. But you are also a traitor!" America added. "This is such a dramatic scene," Philippines wiped her fake tears with her hankie. All of the countries face palmed especially England. "Where did I go wrong?" England said. "You didn't go wrong. He's American, Mr. England," Japan said politely. "That's mean, japan!" America shouted.
"hey, Hong Kong!" Malaysia called the guy who was assembling fireworks AGAIN. "What is it?" Hong Kong raised his head then raised his eyebrows. "Your turn," Singapore said as she gestured her hand. "Everybody let's kung fu fighting!" Marj and Philippines said. "I am not Kung Fu Panda, dimwits," Hong Kong said as he glared at the two Filipinas. Hong Kong made his stance. "France, can you come in front of me?" Hong Kong favoured. "Ok, mon cher," France said as he did what Hong kong said. "This is called the Dragon or Long Xing," Hong Kong said before he attacked France. (Search for Long Xing/Dragon if you want to know about this move) France fell to the ground. "Knock out!" Marj and Philippines cheered.
"Violence, violence everywhere," Brunei and Indonesia said as they sweatdropped. "England, hamburgers!" America suddenly cheered while stuffing some hamburgers into England's mouth. "Swop woing dawt, Awemewica! (Stop doing that, America!)" England screamed before he got away from America. "The reviewer said I should give you some hamburgers!" America said as he chased England.
"We'll see you next time, everyone," Canada shyly said when he noticed everyone was busy.
