A/N: Thanks to Amara Z for the idea.

Wedge

I just heard the news! Congratulations, Han. Now you have a son that you can teach to fly the Falcon and undertake daring escapades. And Leia, you have a daughter to teach how to do some wacky hairstyles!

Luke

What can I say, you two? I don't think the future has ever seemed as hopeful and full of promise. By the way, sorry I passed out and missed the birth. That needle was freakin huge!

Hobs:

Nicely done, Han! Oh, and Princess you did all right. Good luck! And I mean that. Twins? Hopefully I'll see you guys again. In a few years or so. Who knows. Maybe I'll have a couple of kids by then for yours to play with.

Hey, you wouldn't happen to have the number of that Starla chick would you?

Riekkan

Oh, Lelila.

Twins. With jedi powers and Han's influence.

God help the galaxy.