Fanfic: "Omake!" part 2 Based on: Dissidia Duodecim Final Fantasy and Final Fantasy Tactics Genre: Romance / Parody / Humor Warnings: OC pairings, OOC, sexual references, and cursing

Disclaimer: The stuff in this fanfic belongs to... Square Enix, Hasbro, Fox, CLAMP, Shonen Jump, Nintendo

...fic start!

Dissidia Narrator: "Once, there was a war that never stopped getting reset. But that is over now. The characters from the Dissidia War now live in Ivalice because all the other worlds in Final Fantasy were destroyed. This is a continuation of the tale of the Famicom family, and their tightly knit destiny with the Three Women of Ivalice."

*screen starts showing clips from last episode*

Onion Knight: "Last epside of Omake, we elected the Warrior of Light to be our dad and take care of us, but he seemed really down. We decided to cheer him up by taking him out to meet a girl who know who likes him, whether he likes it or not!"

*cheesy theme music plays with soft Japanese lyrics play*

Ryoko: *kicks open the karaoke club door, knocks it off of one hinge so it's kinda floppy and looks like it's gonna break the other hinge any second* Lynn: "Who thought a summoner could kick like that?"
Ryoko: "My sub-class is samurai. I had to spend several levels as a monk."
Aria: "I know that feel, sis."

*the Karaoke club is empty save for one waiter, Squall Leonheart, who is cosplaying as Nyan Cat. yes, you read that right.*

Squall: "Hiya, ladies! Here to have some singing fun?" * he makes scary ass smile that creeps the girls out*
Aria: "Not really, we're here to get Ryoko- hey wait a minute. You were in the Dissidia war, weren't you?"
Squall: "I was."
Lynn: "I'm so sorry you can't go home."
Squall: "Sorry? Are you kidding? I'm FREE of that bratty princess Rinoa and that whiny cry-baby Zell AND that Seifer, who I'm sure had a crush on me. I am a FREE MAN. Cosmos did me a favor."
Aria: "You didn't like your life back home?"
Squall: "My parents abandoned me, my best friend tried to molest me on several occassions, my love live was dominated by a girl with a fifth grade reading level who fought with some kind of mechanical boomerang that made absolutely no fucking sense, and then when I did meet my father..."

*Laguna Loire walks in, carrying a video camera*

Laguna: "This is a nice place. Got a weird rainbow theme to it, but I guess I can find my Julia here." *turns the camera to Squall* "Squally! What are you doing here?"
Squall: "...speak of the devil... how many times have I told you not to call me 'Squally'? ...and I work here, you ass."
Laguna: "This... is SO going in the scrapbook!" *makes an anime ^_^ face*
Squall: *breaks out his gunblade and slices the camera directly down the center, then puts it away. The halves fall onto the floor, then shatter like they've been frozen with ice*
Laguna: "Well you're just a big meanie!" *goes to sit down at a table*
Squall: "You see what I mean? This guy is from my home world. They're all LIKE HIM."
Ryoko: "I suppose it would be like if I was one of the only survivors of my world, and the person I survived with was Lynn."
Lynn: "HEY!"
Ryoko: "What?"
Aria: "That's not bad. Laguna is a great person."
Lynn: "...stop trying to cheer me up."

*suddenly a moogle runs by her feet carrying trays of empty glasses*

Lynn: "HEY A MOOGLE!"
Moogle: "Sorry hon, kupo. Really busy, kupo."
Lynn: *makes a determined face* "that's it. I'm adopting a moogle."
Aria: "Moogles aren't pets. They work and take care of themselves!"
Lynn: "They'd be doing more work than WE'RE doing."

*awkward silence*

Aria: "Well it IS work getting Ryoko to get with Sir Lightbringer."
Squall: "Have a seat, ladies. The karaoke starts in half an hour!"
Lynn: "You don't charge...?"
Squall: "Oh, entrance is free, but everyone who comes in has to sing. Considering that entertainment value alone, I don't have to charge. Everyone buys snacks and drinks so they can sit around and watch people make a fool of themselves."
Lynn: "It's like Ivalice Idol."
Ryoko: "Just a hell of a lot less pretentious."
Aria: "At least you admit you're in it for a profit."

*they find a table and sit down*

Lynn: "Wait, we all have to sing?"
Aria: "Shut up. It's a small price to pay to get the plot done with, so we can go to Equestria as soon as possible."
Ryoko: "You're still hung up on that."
Aria: "YES."
Lynn: "I bet we'd all be cute as ponies."
Ryoko: "..."
Aria: "..."
Lynn: "I would be Super Shmoo!"
Ryoko: "...You're insane."
Aria: "She's only 16, give the girl a break."
Lynn: "...HEY. AGAIN."
Ryoko: "Don't you have, like, parents or something?"
Lynn: "I did, but I was sold to the Warrior's Guild of Zeltienna when I was young, where Ramza paid 1400 gold to have me enroll in his army. Now that Ramza is gone and the Lion War is over, I'm tagging along with you two because I don't have anywhere else to go."
Aria: "That's pretty hard."
Lynn: "You two... didn't know that?"
Ryoko: "Nope."
Lynn: "This story is too Ryoko-centric."
Aria: "Eh. You just had a backstory explained. How is that Ryoko-centric?"
Ryoko: "Guys, shut up. You're delaying the plot advancement."
Lynn & Aria: "Whoops."

~Right outside the Karaoke Club:

Warrior of Light: "What are we doing again?"
Firion: "We're going to..."
Onion Knight: "...eat cake."
Warrior of Light: "I LOVE CAKE."
Firion: "Cheesecake!"
Warrior of Light: "Woot!"
Onion Knight: *stifles back a laugh, as Warrior of Light doesn't know what Cheesecake actually means*
Firion: "You can eat as much as you want!"
Warrior of Light: "A cheesecake buffet?" *gets all starry eyed, then immediately stops* "...wait a minute, how much will it cost me?"
Onion Knight: "Free."
Firion: "If you do it right."
Onion Knight: "I don't think she'll actually sell. She's not the type."
Warrior of Light: "Free cheesecake..." *almost bounces through the karaoke club door and looks around for the buffet* "...wait a minute. I don't see any cake."
Firion: *walks in* "Come on, they'll bring the cake to you." *looks around and sees the ladies at a table* "Aha! Onion Knight! You were right! They are here! Perfect. Let's close the gap, shall we?" *walks over to the ladies' table and says in the most seductive way possible* "Hi."
Ryoko: *is reading 1000 Awesome Summons and their uses* "...what? Do you wanna take our order or something?"
Lynn: "Put your book away, Ryoko."
Onion Knight: "Sup."
Warrior of Light: "I believe it's been a while since we've seen each other."
Ryoko: *instantly blushes and pulls her book closer to her face*
Lynn: "We were there for cycle 5. How many did it take?"
Firion: "Thirteen."
Aria: "Wow..."
Lynn: "Sit! We were just about to order."
Ryoko: "I am so feeling cheesecake right now."
Warrior of Light: "So they DO have it."
Ryoko: "You... like... cheesecake, too?"
Warrior of Light: "Of course."
Ryoko: "I... I've changed my mind, that brownie on the menu looks delicious."
Firion: *still in seductive voice* "No, no, no, the cheesecake is the best thing about this place. So, ladies, can we sit down?"
Aria: "Sure. Why not?"
Lynn: "So you don't work here, then?"
Onion Knight: *gigglesnort*

*they all sit down together. it's silent for about five minutes*

Firion: "Ryoko, why did you bring that book with you to a karaoke club?"
Ryoko: "Because reading it here makes more sense than actually being here."
Onion Knight: "Can we skip to the part where they make out all ready?"
Aria: "Oh, it doesn't work like that, kiddo. There have to be hijinks. You haven't worked much in the field of fanfic, have you?"
Onion Knight: "I don't work. Someone always works for me."
Aria: "You think you're a pimp daddy, don't you?"
Onion Knight: "I AM."
Lynn: "So... what have you been doing since the war ended?"
Warrior of Light: "..."
Firion: "I'm Firion Famicom. This is my kid brother, Onion. And my dad, who everyone just calls... Light, I guess."
Lynn: "HE'S YOUR DAD?"
Firion: "He is now."
Aria: "He looks like he's only a few years older than you."
Ryoko: "...and you don't look like his son..."
Onion Knight: *looks away sadly, like he's gonna break down and cry*
Firion: "We needed to give Onion here a structured family, since he's so young and all. He lost everything that he ever had when Cosmos called him to fight for her."
Lynn: "I know how you feel. I'm only 16. I was sold to a Warrior's Guild when I was young. The only family I have is Ryoko and Aria."
Onion Knight: "...r-really?"
Lynn: "Yep. I get the feeling we'll be best friends!"
Firion: *quietly* "Oh, shit! friendzoned."
Aria: "What was that, Firion? The flamboyant scarf-wearer."
Firion: "I only wear that scarf into battle. It's special to me... very sentimental. It belonged to my mother. Before she died."
Ryoko: "Was your mom married to your dad?"
Warrior of Light: *gives her a weird look*
Ryoko: *looks at him momentarily, before shaking her head and blushing* "I'm not potentially jealous or anything."
Warrior of Light: "I've never been married."
Firion: "You've never had any... cheesecake before, either."
Onion Knight: *holds back a severe gigglefit*
Aria: "Firion has mommy issues that make him look gay in the process."
Ryoko: "Cygnus Hyouga called. He wants his shtick back."
*everyone but Warrior of Light just stares at her for a few minutes*
Aria: "You couldn't come up with a more recent reference, Ryoko?"
Lynn: "Who's Cygnus Hyouga?"
Ryoko: "He's only my favorite character from one of my favorite anime! Gosh! You guys should go watch some older stuff sometime!"
*weird, awkward pause*
Ryoko: "I feel like Fuu in Magic Knight Rayearth right now."
Lynn: "OMGITOTALLYLOVETHATSHOW."
Aria: "..."
Warrior of Light: "You guys came here to eat cheesecake, too? How nice to have your company."
Firion: "Eh heh heh."
Onion Knight: "Eh heh heh."
Ryoko: "Cheesecake is delicious!"
Aria: "Eh heh heh."
Lynn: "Eh heh heh."
Ryoko & Warrior of Light: "...WHAT."
Ryoko: "Don't say what I say at the same time! It's weird!"
Warrior of Light: "...forgive me. I didn't mean to-"
Aria: *pulls out a piece of paper and writes on it, then passes it under the table to Firion*
Firion: *reads it, then writes on the piece of paper and passes it back*
Aria: *reads it* "So that's it."
Firion: "Yes."
Aria: "Consider it done, then."
Firion: "...what, really?"
Aria: "It's only a matter of time."
Lynn: "What is it?"
Aria: *hands her the note* "Read that."
Lynn: *reads* "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Ryoko: "...what?" *puts her book away* "Geez, where is Squall anyway? He said half an hour."
Firion: "Squall works here? No way."
Squall: *approaches. and he's still wearing the Nyan Cat cosplay* "Okay so, you guys hungry?"
Ryoko & Warrior of Light: "CHEESECAKE."
Squall: "Done. And everyone else?"
Everyone else: "meh..." *shrugs at the exact same time*
Squall: "...no one else wants to eat?"
Everyone else: "naaaaaah."
Firion: "So you're a waiter now?"
Squall: "Eeeyup."
Lynn: "And you're a Brony!"
Squall: *glares* "...I... saw Jecht watching it once! And... umm..." *pulls his gunblade out* "If you tell anyone, ever, you're all DEAD!"
Onion Knight: "This is too good to be true. I really should go tell Laguna."
Squall: "You can't! Laguna would think it's the cutest thing in the whole world!"
Onion Knight: "I know."
Squall: "...no, please, you can't tell him! Not Laguna, PLEASE."
Onion Knight: "Oh... what will you do to keep me from approaching him?"
Squall: "anything."
Onion Knight: "C'mere, Squally, let's talk for a minute."

*Onion Knight drags Squall off*

Lynn: "Did you see that?"
Aria: "I couldn't take my eyes off of him..."
Ryoko: "It was fascinating. The kid is clever and... has a bit of an evil streak."
Firion: "Well, consider he was ripped away from everything he ever knew to fight for Cosmos. He was kinda raised by all of us. Even the Chaos guys."
Warrior of Light: "Such a shame."

~In the hallway leading to the bathroom:

Squall: "You're not gonna ask me to blow you, are you?"
Onion Knight: "What? Dude, the hell is wrong with you?"
Squall: "I just don't swing that way!"
Onion Knight: "...doubt that, but whatever. No, I want you to help us. Play romantic songs for us to sing. Like really, REALLY romantic songs. Stuff that makes girls rip their clothes off and throw themselves at the singers."
Squall: "Do songs like that exist?"
Onion Knight: "Yes. And the last time I looked at a karaoke machine, there was a button to play only romantic songs."
Squall: "...are you kidding?"
Onion Knight: "No. I'm not. See, my dad's a virgin."
Squall: *blink, blink* "...do WHAT."

*awkward silence...*

Onion Knight: "Yeah and there's this girl who likes him but won't tell him to his face so I want to get her all warmed up so she'll just throw herself at him!"
Squall: "I'm legitimately confused right now. How... HOW in the everlasting name of HOLY FUCK is your dad a virgin? My dad's a total goober and he fathered me!"
Onion Knight: "I'm adopted."
Squall: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sorry, Orphan Knight." Onion Knight: *grumble* "The bitches call me Onion. Because I make them cry."
Squall: "Did I say something wrong? I thought I said Onion."
Onion Knight: "Shut the fuck up, asshole. Just play the romantic songs."
Squall: "Fine, fine. But you can't tell my dad I'm a Brony, okay?"
Onion Knight: "Wait, so Laguna is your dad?"
Squall: "Yes."
Onion Knight: *lightbulb appears over his head* "OH THAT'S AWESOME."
Squall: "Hey fuck you, your dad's a virgin!"
Onion Knight: "I bet my dad can beat up your dad!"
Squall: "...actually, yeah, he CAN."
Onion Knight: ROFLMAO Squall: "You're a dick."
Onion Knight: "That's what I get for spending too much time with Jecht. He was the closest thing I ever had to a father, until this morning. He always said he liked me more than his own son."
Squall: "You were just adopted... this MORNING?"
Onion Knight: "Yeah."
Squall: "And you want to get him laid?"
Onion Knight: "Yeah."
Squall: "...what kind of kid ARE YOU?"
Onion Knight: "I'm not just some kid. I'm a fucking Onion Knight."
Squall: "Whatever. Get back to your table. I bet that chick in the summoner's cloak and your virgin loser dad wants his cheesecake."
Onion Knight: "And they'll get it, too. If they don't, the whole world is going to know that you're a fan of My Little Pony."
Squall: *sigh* "...work at a karaoke club, they said... it'll be FUN, they said..." *slumps off and puts his gunblade away*
Onion Knight: "Heh."

~ Back at the table:

Ryoko: "And so I said 'oh that's not a duck! it's a vibrator!'"
Warrior of Light: "...I thought it was a controller?"
Lynn: "Why do all of your stories have to do with vibrators?"
Ryoko: "Because I have some perverted ass friends. Everything in that house was a vibrator. The controller, the couch had them built into it, her bed was practically made of vibrators. And wanna stick 'em in places, holy shit."
Aria: "You have some kinky friends, sounds like."
Firion: "Where does she live? I wanna visit that house."
Ryoko: "Oh no you don't. Unless you wanna put them somewhere."
Firion: "I'd like to show off my vibrator, if you know what I mean."
Warrior of Light: "I get the feeling that she has more than enough, Firion..."

*everyone stares at Warrior of Light, and he just looks back at them like he's totally clueless... because he IS*

Aria: "...are you for real?"
Warrior of Light: "I believe so."
Ryoko: "Well, I dunno if she still has the same house or not. Been a while since I got any word from her. She might still live in Gariland."
Firion: "ROAD TRIP. I will pay for the chocobos."
Warrior of Light: "We can't just road trip out of nowhere."
Firion: "OH YES WE CAN."
Aria: "I dunno, I heard Gariland was hit pretty hard during the Lion War."
Lynn: "...I'm almost ready to go home now."
Onion Knight: "Heh heh! I've got this in the bag!" *runs up to the table and sits down* "Sorry, ya'll, Squall's runnin' a bit late."
Firion: "Hey bro, you wanna go to Gariland?"
Onion Knight: "Sure, bro, when we goin'?"
Firion: "Like right the fuck now."
Warrior of Light: "You can go. I'll stay here and eat cheesecake. Whenever it gets here."
Firion: *mutters* "It's sitting across the table from you."
Onion Knight: *gets another lightbulb* "You know, err... Dad?"
Warrior of Light: "...what?"
Onion Knight: "Ryoko? She's hiding cheesecake under her dress."
Warrior of Light: "HOW."
Firion: "Why don't you rip her clothes off and search for that creamy cheesecake?"
Ryoko: "...oh you guys are evil."
Firion: "You'll both thank us later, once he's done with you!"
Ryoko: *gets up, blushing* "I'm going to the bathroom!"
Warrior of Light: "Cheesecake... under her dress? HOW would it stay put? This defies logic! This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. It would get smeared all over her dress and between her legs and... that would be extremely slimy. Not to mention hard to clean."
Onion Knight: ROFLMAO Firion: "Oh... my... GOD... LIGHT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU."
Aria: "When are you guys going to tell him what cheesecake is a metaphor for?"
Firion: "It's weird. Most guys, they know. You say 'cheesecake' and they get ready to find a bedroom."
Warrior of Light: "Cheesecake... in the bedroom? What a mess. It should be eaten at the table."
Firion: "I can totally go for that."
Aria: "Shit, Firion, you are a kinky bastard, aren't you?"
Firion: "YES."
Aria: "I'd like to introduce you to my treasure chest sometime."
Firion: "Is that a metaphor?" *eyebrows do that peverted up-down up-down thingy*
Aria: "No. It's a real treasure chest. Full of... playthings."
Firion: "Ooooooooooh."
Lynn: "I haven't said anything latel-"
Onion Knight: "Be quiet, the scene is changing."

~Scene Change: In the ladies' bathroom...

Ryoko: *sigh* "Men... can be so oblivious sometimes."
Voice: "I know, right?"
Ryoko: "I don't know how to tell him I like him. I have no romantic cells in my entire body. And then when his friends try to hint at it, it's like he completely misses the point..."
Voice: "You have to make it simple. You can't be subtle."
Ryoko: "...yeah?"
Voice: "Guys can be pretty stupid unless you hit them over the head with something to grab their attention."
Ryoko: "I have a staff."
Voice: "Not that. I mean, you have to grab their attention."
Ryoko: "He likes cheesecake."
Voice: "All guys do."
Ryoko: "No, seriously, he likes actual cheesecake."
Voice: "You mean, the food?"
Ryoko: "Yeah."
Voice: "...you... you sure he isn't gay?"
Ryoko: "The man has kids. He can't be gay."
Voice: "Is he married?"
Ryoko: "Nah, the mom is dead from what his son told me."
Voice: "That sounds pretty complicated."
Ryoko: "To be honest, I'm confused by it all. But I do like the guy a lot. He... saved my life during the war."
Voice: "Ohhhhhhhhh. I get it. He's the knightly type, isn't he?"
Ryoko: "Yeah, how'd you know?"
Voice: "Because I know you." *bathroom stall opens to reveal a blonde wearing white mage robes* "Ta daaa! Bet you weren't expecting me in here, huh?"
Ryoko: "Alis? Umm... what ARE you doing here?"
Alis: "When Squall's in a fic of yours, you know I can't be far behind. Anyway, I'm only here to visit him for a short time, and then I'm going back to Gariland. The magic school needs yet another white magic teacher. They all quit so fast."
Ryoko: "You... teach white magic?"
Alis: "I'm wearin' the robes, aren't I?"
Ryoko: "I can't argue with that. What's the furthest thing from purity doing as a white mage?"
Alis: "Guys love a demure little girl, and I can play to that strength."
Ryoko: "Gahhh. That's... so... you!"
Alis: "So I saw Sephy passing through here a few days ago. The guy's got himself all fucked up lately. Running around with some clown. Can you believe that shit? He's got himself a CLOWN. Can't tell if the clown's male or female."
Ryoko: "I don't care."
Alis: "Of course you don't. You've moved on, haven't you? To this widower with kids. I swear, if he's anything like your last boyfriend-"
Ryoko: "He's different. Oblivious. But different. Kind, polite, gentle, brave, strong."
Alis: "Uh huh. But he's probably broke and barely making ends meet with some dead end job."
Ryoko: "...I thought you were just a guest apperance this time!"
Alis: "You need help in this one. Your track record doesn't work for you."
Ryoko: "Alis, stay out of this. Please."
Alis: "Fine, fine. I'll be back to check on you to see how he measures up." *she stands on the toilet and casts a spell, getting sucked into it*
Ryoko: "I can handle myself. Everyone thinks I'm too naive, too tsundere, too... well, everything! I can handle this..." *takes in a deep breath* "Warrior of Light, I hope you're able to give me a straight answer."

~Back at the table:

Firion: "You know, Aria, you sound like a terrific person and... oh hell, can I just come out and stop with the formality? Damn, girl, I wanna tear you up!"
Aria: "I'm flattered..."
Warrior of Light: "SQUALL, WHY ARE YOU SO LATE? WHERE THE HELL IS MY CHEESECAKE."
Lynn: "Someone get this man his cheesecake, we're tired of his bitching."

~Behind the curtain on the stage:

Squall: "That lying little shit. There is not a 'play romantic songs only' button on this stupid machine! He's going to tell my dad I'm a brony... I'll never live it down... no, no... how the hell do I program this?"
Zidane: "Hey dude, need some help?"
Squall: "YES HURRY UP... wait, did you just hear me?"
Zidane: "About you being a brony? It's cool, dude, your secret is safe with me."
Squall: "You... heard me... great, yet another person I have to appease."
Zidane: "No really, I'd never tell anyone about it. Ever."
Tidus: "Tell anyone about what?"
Squall & Zidane: "GO AWAY, TIDUS."
Tidus: *runs away screaming and crying*
Zidane: "He's been stalking me lately, like he's clinging to me because he doesn't have any friends or some shit. He's too emotional and shit."
Squall: "His dad never loved him. Mine... loves me TOO MUCH."
Zidane: "Hey... do you hear that?"

~Back in the lobby:

Laguna: "My Little Pony... My Little Ponyy... ah ahh Ahhh AHHH! My Little Pony! I used to wonder what friendship could be... until you all shared it's magic with me!"
Aria: "...I think Laguna is drunk."
Lynn: *goes over to sing MLP:FiM with him... and they are EXTREMELY LOUD AND ANNOYING SOUNDING TOGETHER* "Big Adventure! Tons of Fun! A beautiful heart! Faithful and strong! Sharing kindness! It's an easy feat, and magic makes it all complete!"
Laguna: "Oh if only I could have heard Julia sing that!"
Lynn: "Who's Julia?"
Laguna: "My One True Love."
Lynn: "You miss her?"
Laguna: "...yeah." *hic*
Ryoko: *comes back out and sits down* "Umm... excuse me, Warrior of Light?"
Warrior of Light: "Yes, milady, is there something I can help you with?"
Ryoko: "I've been thining about you a lot lately, and I..."
Aria: "...?"
Ryoko: "I... I really missed you when we had to come back to Ivalice after the Dissidia thing. I thought I'd never see you again. But now, sitting here... talking about cheesecake, I... I realized that I'm really happy you're here. It's just so... hard to explain... and I don't know anything about romance or any of that but I... dammit, listen to me..."
Firion: O_O Onion Knight: O_O Aria: *whispers* "Let's hope he takes it the right way..."
Warrior of Light: "It's nice to see a familiar face in a world we don't know. I didn't remember you after the fifth cycle, but after the war was over and we were brought here, I remembered you again. The memories weren't deleted forever, they were just locked away so I wouldn't... have to miss you when fighting."
Firion: O_O Onion Knight: O_O Ryoko: "I've never fallen in love with someone before I knew their real name. This is a first. And who has kids. It's... weird for me."
Firion: "You know we're not actually his kids, right?"
Onion Knight: "Yeah we just do that to troll him."
Ryoko: "...what."
Lynn: *comes back over* "What did I miss? Laguna was sad so I sat to listen to him. He said that his one true love wasn't Squall's mom, but this girl named Julia who he saw when he was in the service but she ended up falling in love for another guy and they made a baby who grew up to be Squall's girlfriend!"
Firion: "...what is wrong with Squall and Laguna?"
Onion Knight: "Emotionally stunted grown man. No wonder he was singing My Little Pony."
Laguna: *is now singing Winter Wrap Up very drunkenly and very loudly*
Warrior of Light: "Ryoko... it's nice to know how you feel about me. Thank you for actually... saying how you feel, because I... I've never had a girl like me before. Ever."
Ryoko: "Wait that means..."
Firion: "You got it."
Ryoko: "That you're..."
Onion Knight: "I think she's figured it out, by golly!"
Ryoko: "Oh for Heaven's sake, no wonder you had no idea what cheesecake means!"
Warrior of Light: "What other cheesecake is there but the food?"
Ryoko: *gets up, walks over to him, and whispers gently in his ear*
Warrior of Light: "...I know what sex is. Why'd everyone have to go around and speak in code about it? You kept getting me all interested in cheesecake, but you should have just said that you wanted me to get down and dirty, you guys."
Firion: ^_^; "Eh heh..."
Warrior of Light: "Shit, no wonder you guys thought I was clueless. I don't know all the subtext here. All I ever did was... fight. So when you guys said cheesecake, I really thought you meant the food. I LOVE cheesecake, the actual cake. I don't know anything about what something means under any other circumstances."
Ryoko: *glomps the Warrior of Light* "...I really wish you remembered your name."
Warrior of Light: "I wish I did, too. But if all my other memories have returned, then... maybe I didn't have a name."
Ryoko: "Maybe."