Heaven or Hell

Here I was having the time of my life.

Sitting on the couch with my beloved father drinking coffee mixed with pain killers. The room around us was torn and shattered with curtains barley hanging off their rods, the coffee table upside down, blankets were askewn across the floor in either heaps or islands along with coats. Beer cans and empty bottles of alcohol joined the mess everywhere. I think I was actually sitting on a bottle of rum. The coat tree was in the fish aquarium, which surprisingly did not break. We need to get new fish now. The only thing that was not seemed or out of place was the tv.

How this may of happened? Maybe it was the first twelve pack split between us last night at Liz and Patty's, then breaking into their parents' liquor cabinet, then finding more alcohol under their parents' bed and playing a round of drink poker.

Yes it all had to do with the sinful liquid called alcohol.

And the worst part of it was that some of us ended up in my house. It was bad enough that we got drunk at Liz and Pattys' house, but how the hell did we manage to get from there to here? Luckily I wasn't toast, compared to the fact that on half a brain I managed to convince my father, very carefully, that he came home with three girls from the bar, trashed the place and did other things while I was at Tsubaki's.

And it all would of been perfect if BlackStar didn't come out of the closet behind me, starch naked and making comments on how hammered he was.

I opened my mouth to say something, but Spirt made an odd noise while holding up his hand.

"No talking until it's lunch... And when I'm done with my two hour nap," he grunted, getting up to go scuffle back to his room.

I sighed and layer down on my back.

What the hell happen last night?

*At Burnt Tea during the afternoon*

"How will we replace all that liquor before next Friday?" Liz groaned with her head on the table softly whining because of her head ache.

"You can try counting all the alcohol cans and the brands that was used last night and figure it out from there," Tsubaki suggested.

"Thank you, that's the best solution I've heard all day," Liz said.

"Hey, my plan was brilliant!" BlackStar said.

"You wanted Patty and I to get a sex change, move to Japan and change our identities to two English foreigners named Harv and Marv Lincoln, unless you carry over a million dollars in your pocket everyday that would of been the best option."

It was just Liz, Tsubaki, BlackStar and I at Brunt Tea at the time, Soul and Kid wouldn't answer their phones so we left them alone, but we still had a lot to figure out. That's when I had an idea.

"Check your pockets and cell phones, like they did in the Hangover," I said taking out my cell and scrolling threw everything.

Soon we had a tiny pile of receipts, a Mc Donalds toy and some coupons on the table while scrolling threw our cell phones. As I scrolled threw my recordings I gasped.

"Guys, I think I found something," I said, pulling up the viewing screen as they all gathered around to see.

"Whoa, what the hell?" BlackStar said as the video showed screen shots of us running across a cross walk. Unluckily for BlackStar the light changed and he was run over by a speeding Station Wagon and was airborne for a moment before landing on the back of a pickup truck, which carried him off in another direction.
On the next video we were purchasing two twelve packs, two bottles of tequila and a tub of frozen margarita mix. Then on the next video there was a shot of a fazed Soul dropping his IPhone into my home blender and pressing down on the blend button. But because there was no top on, it was flung somewhere out of the shot. And that was the end of it.

"I'm guessing that we left Liz's to go get more booze, then sense my house was closer we ended up in my house drinking, wow, this is fucked up," I said a bit amazed.

Liz gathered up all the receipts and her coupons.

"I'm gonna go home and look through these, see ya guys on Monday," Liz said pulling on her coat with Patty, before leaving.

"Well I'm going too!" BlackStar announced, getting up to leave.

"Hey Star," I said, catching him before he left as well.

"I advise you not to come anywhere near a five foot radius of my father for a month, before he has the image of you naked out of his head."

BlackStar left without a snide comment of facial expression.

Now it was just Tsubaki and I finishing up our tea in silence. It's been a while sense her and I have been alone.

"So... Wanna hang out next week, just the two of us?" I asked.

"Sure."

I pulled out my share of the bill, got up and pulled my coat

"Good, because we need to discus why your boyfriend likes to think with his fists."

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