Aziraphale could tell that he was in trouble when Crowley whipped off his sunglasses.
"What the bloody hell were you thinking?!"
The angel rubbed his face. "I couldn't help it, that girl was 19."
"You know very well that you aren't. Allowed. To do that!"
"I know, I'll have Heaven breathing down my neck for decades if they find out. When they find out."
Crowley sighed. "Start driving. We don't want to lose track of the human."
"You could use his name," he mumbled, driving after the Toyota.
"What's the point? I'll forget about him in a few decades."
"But he'll remember you for his lifetime. Wouldn't you want it to be fondly?"
"No," Crowley put his sunglasses back on.
"I assume we'll be friends for the purpose of the interview?"
"Fine." Crowley one again used a one-syllable answer.
"Thank you," the angel murmured.
They drove in silence for a few minutes, until Carlos' car stopped in front of a building.
"You're sure you're okay with this?" Aziraphale asked, putting a hand on Crowley's shoulder.
Crowley sighed. "Like you said, it couldn't hurt," he muttered grudgingly. "But no more miracles, got it?" He added sharply.
"I wouldn't dream of it."
The pair got out, Crowley clamping the tires with a surreptitious wave, and followed their stereotypically scientist-looking guide inside.
They soon reached a door that had the sign "On Air" written on it.
"Wait here," he ordered, knocking on a door next to the On Air one. A black-haired girl peeked out hesitantly, pulling back in quickly.
After a somewhat awkward minute, a man walked out from the On Air door, closing it behind him. Something about his appearance made Aziraphale uncomfortable with looking him in the eyes, so he opted to look off to the side of his head.
"Ezra and Anthony?"
"Yeah, that's us," the demon confirmed, instinctively reaching for his counterpart's hand.
"Great! Come on in, we've only got a minute before you're on-air."
"I'm going to go home, Cec. I'll be there when you get back," Carlos hugged the man, before heading for the exit.
"Bye!" Cecil called before heading into the room, followed soon after by two very reluctant entities.
