Blair Witch: Gratsu Style

Rating: T

Pairing: Gray x Natsu

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail or any of its characters nor do I own the Blair Witch Project

Warning: Contains suggestive dialogue and themes and yaoi

Summary: Gray and Natsu had always been teammates, and despite their rivalry they were pretty good friends. But when one mission taken in the height of their boredom on a cloudy afternoon leads to danger for the two, they must learn to get along and settle their differences, no matter how tough. Because the Blair Witch doesn't wait. For anyone

First fanfic ever I apologize in advance for any OOCness, Gokudera29 and I went back through the few last chapters and edited a lot ( mainly CH.1) so you might want to go back and read a bit.


Gray held back an evil chuckle as he peered into the back seat of the magic vehicle. Natsu was hunched over with a green tint on his face looking about ready to lose the contents of his massive lunch. "Get up idiot we're here!" Gray said in a very manly sing-song voice. Still smirking at his teammate's misery he pulled the furnace face out of the car and watched the pink haired fool merely collapsed on the ground, groaning, for he may or may not have speeded slightly with the SE-plug in the vehicle, simply to see Natsu squirm.

Ironically, Natsu originally was thrilled to go on the mission, he just didn't read where or how far the place actually was. He snickered

at that and then suddenly frowned as he thought back to the warning Mira had given them at the guildhall before they registered their mission.


"Say, sulfur breath, what makes you wanna take this one?" Gray said, scanning the other requests that were near them. "I mean, wouldn't our little dragon end up running in fear of that scawy wittle witchy?" Gray mocked, much like the witch that was on the request and was smug at the appalled look on Natsu's face that Gray would dare talk to him like a baby. "Why …!". Before slanty eyes could say anything against his favorite stripper, Mira walked up the them to quell their pointless dispute, yet again.

Mira snatched the request flyer out of Gray's hands (also while noting he had no clothes on other than boxers) and looked over the request and all the color was drained from her skin." You had to take this one huh?" she whispered so that the boys couldn't hear her, but Natsu being a dragonslayer heard it loud and clear and confusion was evident on his face. " Whaddya mean by 'we had to take this one'?" Gray looked confused and Mira sighed, "Well to be frank you're in for a rough time if you pick this one, it was originally going to put up on the S-class board but Master decided to put it down here for certain undisclosed reasons." The former Take Over mage glanced at Gray, "If I were you I would either wait for the rest of Team Natsu or just pick another mission." Gray looked at her skeptically, "The mission is to investigate and clobber this witch right? It sounds easy enough to me." We already beat an S-class mission, so what's the big deal?" Natsu chirped, putting in his two cents. Mira eye visibly twitched. " If that isn't going to persuade you maybe the story will….."


Completely ignoring the fact that Natsu was still on the ground, Gray scanned the area where their mission would take place. Currently, the duo were in the middle of a rundown, semi-circular village that bordered dense green woodlands for as far as you could see. They were farther down south, so the autumn season hadn't hit the minuscule village as hard. There were still shades of brown in places, but for the most part, the ominous trees that loomed over the pair were a lush dark green. There were broken down houses that lined the edge of the village of Burkettsville, the town that had put up the job request, and Gray shuddered at the thought of living there. Turning back to Natsu, who was still on the ground, he said, "Oi slanty eyes, let's go. We gotta get to the inn and then we have to talk to the person who put up the job request." Groaning, Natsu rolled over so he was on his stomach and mumbled out a "..carry me.." before promptly passing out. Sighing, Gray bent down and picked up Natsu, tossing him over his shoulder and started walking towards the closest inn that they would be staying at.


The inn itself was one of the better buildings in the area, and that was saying something because it was completely rundown. It was a simple one-story building made of wood and the paint exterior was faded with age. The walls were cracked with vines of ivy growing out of the fractures and the shutters were hanging off the windows. Blanching, Gray walked into the lobby, the floor creaking with each footstep, with Natsu still slung over his shoulder. Gray didn't particularly want to stay here but it was the only place in the village that the both of them could stay in. The building just gave off a leery vibe that made him wary of entering. As he neared the front desk, he noticed that the receptionist, an old lady of short stature and pearl white hair, didn't even look up to acknowledge that a customer was approaching.

Finally reaching the desk Gray cleared his throat to catch the lady's attention. That seemed to startle her as she jumped slightly but regained her composure just as swiftly. "Are you staying at the inn tonight ?" the old lady asked wearily, her voice was raspy clearly showing that she was almost as old as the inn, her expression blank . The ice mage nodded, quickly deducing that not a lot of people came to this town and stayed at the inn. Scanning Gray's face she spoke, "Sign in over here please, it's 5,000 jewel per night including food." Gray's gazed moved to the sign in sheet and reached for the pen that was attached to the counter.

Just as he was going to sign the sheet he looked at the previous entries, the last people to stay here left six months prior from the current date. He sweat dropped, people must really not come here huh? He quickly signed the sheet, asked the lady for their room number as well as the keys and hurried off to put down their luggage (and Natsu). He was stopped when the old lady called out, Gray whipped around his eyes meeting her gaze. "If you don't mind me asking why is a mage such as yourself doing in these parts ?" After hearing Gray fall silent the she sighed and looked towards to floor. "It's alright, I know it's none of my business. I was just curious, as may have already noticed we don't many folks around here."

"We're here on a job request to get rid a witch I think," The old lady stiffened at he words but then her eyes grew soft, "Oh, I see," and after a pause she spoke again before she turned to leave, "I'd advise you two to be careful then, if you took the job you must know the myth, have a good stay." and with that Gray watched her as she disappeared into the back rooms behind the counter. Gray swallowed hard. His gut was practically screaming at him to get back to the car and hightail it back home but for the sake of his pride, he started up the stairs and went to search for their room.


Once inside their room - which happened to be number 2, Gray dropped their bags in the small kitchen that was to the right of the door and moved farther in. On the left was the bathroom and straight ahead there was a small room with two twin-sized beds on the left and a small dresser on the room looked as old as the lobby, floor boards still creaking and walls still moldy. Gray swiftly dropped Natsu on the bed closest to the wall/window before moving away to look around. That was it. There was nothing else besides the bathroom, kitchen, and two beds, not that he expected much but at least a lamp or something would have been nice. Gray glanced at the old clock that hung on the wall near the stove in the old-fashioned teeny kitchen and decided it was about time they go talk to the requester. He checked the flyer for the address and reminded himself that the idiot dragonslayer was currently sprawled out on the bed. His mouth was open and drool was making its way out onto the bed. 'Come on, at least try to get something for that motion sickness, it's a pain in my ass having to take care of you.' But even Gray had to admit that seeing such a serene expression replacing the unruly mischievous grin that Natsu usually had was a nice change. It made him look quite sweet, sort of like a sleeping puppy.

Sweet thoughts aside, obviously, sulfur breath was still out cold from the rather bumpy ride that Gray had possibly done on purpose. He reached out and harshly poked his cheek in attempt to wake him up. When that failed miserably the raven haired mage tried to shake him awake. "Wake up idiot we have to meet the person who put up the mission!" Natsu's brow furrowed but he remained asleep. Pissed, Gray went ahead and kicked Natsu off the bed, hearing a satisfactory thud as the dragonslayer fell to the floor. Gray peered over at the spot where the retard fell and watched as he slowly lifted himself off the floor. " Have a good nap, sleeping beauty?" Natsu lifted his head and glowered at his companion, the after effects of sleep still evident on his face, drool and all, and growled, "Shut up ice princess!". Smirking Gray made his way to the door, peering back behind him only to see that the ash-for-brains was still on the floor trying to stare a hole in the ice mage's head.

"Well are ya coming or not?"

"Grr, I'm coming!" Damned ice prick.


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