Identities are revealed...well some are...


Days dragged on, and not much changed but the fact that after Love that light said 'soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend', three couples broke up. The first was Millicent Bulstrode and Blaise Zabini, the second was Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood, and last was Pansy Parkinson and Draco Malfoy. Hermione obviously knew it was one of the Slytherin couples, but she couldn't figure out which one. Then she thought that it had to be Blaise and Millicent! Millicent was dumb, and Malfoy hated her. There was no way he would ever call her smart.

That morning at breakfast, Dumbledore made a small announcement saying that all of the students were free to give up their user names. Ron and Harry hi-fived. They had both started to hate their user names especially after Harry's run in with Love that light. Ron said someone had made it sound like he was a vampire and no one talked to him which would've brought his grade down immensely.

Seeing as it was Saturday and there wasn't any classes, many stayed in the Great Hall or went to their computers to IM.

Hermione was walking to her dorm and had an almost repeat of what happened a few days before, but in a much better way. Someone tapped her on her shoulder, and she grabbed her wand so fast, the person who tapped her jumped back a meter. That is when she realized it was Cedric Diggory.

"Oh sorry," Hermione said blushing, "Thought you were a ferret."

He laughed, "Never mind, I can see you were on your way to the hospital wing. Don't let me stop you."

He was about to walk away when Hermione said, "Excuse me?"

"Well you obviously thought ferrets were tall enough to tap you on the shoulder, so I assumed some memory charm." She held back a blush as he put the back of his hand to her forehead.

"Have you seriously never heard of the ferret story?" Hermione asked as his hand left her face. He shook his head. "Well as you walk me back to my common room, I can explain the whole thing," she said waiting for him to buy it.

"Oh really?" Cedric asked smiling, "What makes you think I would walk you back?"

She shrugged her shoulders and turned, "If you don't want to hear the story..."

His curiosity got the better of him, and he ran after her yelling, "Granger, wait up!"


As she walked up to the painting with Cedric, he was still laughing. "I told you it was a funny story!"

"Look me up on IM," Cedric said suddenly, "If you have anymore funny stories...or otherwise..." He bent down, kissed her cheek, and ran off.

She climbed in the portrait hole, beaming.

"Whats gotten into you?"

"Nothing," Hermione waved off Ron's question and got her laptop.

House Unity...What? Created by:Draco Malfoy

Brains before beauty has signed in.

A.R.S.E.-At least someone is going to talk now!

Brains before beauty-Who are you?

A.R.S.E.-Draco Malfoy. Previously Light in the dark


At seeing this Hermione promptly faints and Ron and Harry rush over to wake her up.


A.R.S.E.-Hello?

Sly God-Hello Draco.

A.R.S.E.-Hey Blaise. I heard about Millicent. Don't worry. You can always have Pansy!

Sly God-Like I would take your leftovers! Pansy is an absolute dog!

Don't need F.A.G.S. has signed in.

Sly God-I will give you one million galleons to tell me why you were so dumb you chose that screen name.

Don't need F.A.G.S.-What are you talking about?

Brains before beauty-Harry! What on earth did you do to your name?

Don't need F.A.G.S.-What? I think it's cool. It stands for Don't need fame and glory shit.

A.R.S.E.-Hey brains. Where did you go?

Brains before beauty-Nowhere. I'm actually surprised you haven't fainted yet!

A.R.S.E.-Why would I faint?

Brains before beauty-Just once you figured out who I was...

A.R.S.E.-Alright. I'll bite. Who are you?

Don't need F.A.G.S.-He doesn't know it's Hermione? Haha. What do ya think Malfoy? Surprised?

A.R.S.E.-A bit...

Brains before beauty-You know...Malfoy called me smart!

Don't need F.A.G.S.-YOU'RE KIDDING!

A.R.S.E.-Okay, now that is a lie.

Brains before beauty has sent a file called:

Previous conversations to the following recipients:

Don't need F.A.G.S.

Sly God

A.R.S.E.-Forgot you were on here Blaise.

Sly God-That is always nice to hear Draco.

Don't need F.A.G.S.-Oh, hi Zabini.

Sly God-Potter.

Sly God-Draco...I know you like attention...but what the hell is that name?

Brains before beauty-I think it fits him rather well.

A.R.S.E.-Good because it stands for...a rough sexy Englishman. Now when people say you're an arse it's a good thing.

Sly God-People tell you that often?

Brains before beauty-Not for me...I thought it stood for a rather stupidEnglishman.

A.R.S.E.-Oh you're just sooooooo hilarious!

Sly God-Nice one, Granger.

A.R.S.E.-Hey! Whose side are you on?

Sly God-Granger's obviously. She is winning.

A.R.S.E.-I don't believe this!

A.R.S.E. has signed out.

Brains before beauty-Thanks Blaise!

Sly God-Don't thank me yet ;*

Sly God has signed out.

Brains before beauty-How do you smirk on a computer?

Don't need F.A.G.S.-No idea. I think he was flirting with you!

Brains before beauty-Try not to sound too much like Lavender and Parvati, won't you?

Brains before beauty has signed out.

Don't need F.A.G.S. has signed out.

Watcher has signed out.


AN: Hmmm...who is this Watcher person?

I guess you will have to keep reading and find out...

Thanks to those who are being faithful and reviewing!