After breakfast, Cooper scooped Blaine up and carried him into the living room. "Why don't you watch some TV while Coop cleans up the kitchen?" He cooed to Blaine, who looked up at him with a very annoyed expression.

"I hope you realize how ridiculous you sound." He sighed before grabbing the remote and turning on Jersey Shore. He and Kurt loved to watch it and make fun of how mindlessly ridiculous it was. Suddenly, the remote was yanked out of his hand and the channel was changed. "Hey!" He protested.

"That's too inappropriate." Cooper told him before stopping on some weird show with kids singing the same thing over and over again.

"What is this?" Blaine asked.

"Baby Einstein so that my little Bugaboo can grow up to be nice and smart!" Cooper cooed as he cuddled him.

Blaine pushed him away. "Cut it out. And you're acting ridiculous! I'm not a baby."

"Shhhh. There's no need for a tantrum, Squirt. You just need to relax and enjoy the show. You used to love stuff like this!" Cooper smiled.

"Yes, I did, fifteen years ago when I was two." Blaine stated.

"Well you can't watch that other garbage. My little brother doesn't need to be hearing naughty language like that." Cooper stated.

"Seriously? I go to public school! I'm pretty sure being bombarded with swear words is in the social curriculum by now." Blaine argued.

"Then you shouldn't have to hear it at home." Cooper stated. And that was that. Before Blaine could reply, he turned and went back into the kitchen with the remote clutched tightly in his hand. "If you need anything, just call, okay Panda?"

Blaine glowered at him and sighed in immense irritation. If this was going to be how Cooper acted all week, he was going to have to call Kurt in the middle of the night to escape. Of course, what if the man came after him? Cooper was a little loose in the head like that. He sighed and turned to the show. He could tell right off the bat that he was going to be driven mad by this show. It was one of those shows that asked you questions and then waited for you to answer in an awkward silence. It was like Dora, but with more white people. That wasn't all. Every five seconds they played some song, applying it to every fucking situation. Over and over and over until it was stuck in Blaine's head. Dada dada dada da da daaa. Blaine was ready to smash the screen in. Thankfully, Cooper returned a few minutes later and sat down next to him, turning the TV off.

"Enough TV. Let's play a little." Cooper replied. He got up and brought a shopping bag over to the carpet. He beamed at Blaine and pulled out a large box of blocks that were all different colors and shapes.

"Oh wow." Blaine smiled, and Cooper beamed excitedly.

"Yea?" The older brother asked.

"Yea, yea! So, why don't you sit there and play with those, and I'm going to stay up here and text mom and dad to come home and save me from my mentally disturbed brother." Blaine said harshly.

Cooper's smile didn't waver a bit as he stood up and lifted Blaine up off of the couch, plopping him down on the carpet. "Come on, Blainey-boo. Time to play."

"How about no?" Blaine replied with a stone cold look on his face.

"You'll like it." Cooper told him. "And it'll help you with your hand-eye coordination."

Blaine looked at him skeptically. "If I do will you leave me alone?"

"Of course not." Cooper answered, as if shocked by the very idea. "Panda, you can't be left alone in your condition. You could get hurt!"

"Fine, then have fun stacking blocks by yourself." Blaine replied evenly. He looked at his older brother and crossed his arms over his arms stubbornly.

"Oh baby, stop being so stubborn." Cooper frowned. "Are you cranky? Are you thirsty?"

"Just cut it out, Cooper. This is getting completely insane." Blaine retorted. "Correction, it got insane when you force-held me down on the toilet and made me pee before taping me up in a diaper."

Cooper crawled over to him as if Blaine hadn't even said anything. "Maybe it's your diaper? Is that it? Did my little Blainey-boo make pee pee in his baby pants?" He cooed.

Blaine's eyes widened and he turned as red as his favorite pair of jeans. ยด"Wh-what? No! Of course not!" He cried out. "That's gross!"

Cooper shrugged. "Just making sure. You're going to have to do it sometime." He stated and Blaine whipped his head around in alarm.

"What?"

"Let's play with the blocks." Cooper said, changing the subject.

"No! What do you mean I'm going to have to piss the diaper?" Blaine asked him in astonished horror.

"Let's see how big of a tower we can make." Cooper smiled and started stacking the wooden blocks on top of each other.

"No! I refuse to do anything with you until you tell me what's going on!" Blaine snapped impatiently.

"Blaine, the longer you argue, the longer your time out will be if you don't start listening." Cooper said calmly.

"What? I'm sorry, did you just threaten to put me in time out?" Blaine asked in disbelief.

"Yep." Cooper nodded.

Blaine looked at him and chuckled. "You've got to be kidding me. Oh, God forbid I stare at a wall in silence for ten fucking minutes!" He said, holding his hands up in mock defense.

"I don't want to hear any more naughty words coming out of your mouth." Cooper warned him.

"Oh? What are you going to do if I do?" Blaine asked evenly.

"Wash your mouth out with soap, that's what." Cooper answered just as calmly.

Blaine smirked. "I would love to see you try." He hissed.

And in one swift motion, Cooper slung Blaine over his shoulder, making his way over to the stairs. Blaine pounded hard on his chest-the boy was not without muscles- but Cooper held on tightly and ignored the pain, trying to navigate down the fall with Blaine's kicking legs in the way. "Don't make this harder than it needs to be!" Cooper grunted above Blaine's yelling of profanity. "I am not afraid to spank my own brother!"

"Like I'd ever let you do that!" Blaine snarled.

"And this is consensual?" Cooper scoffed. "We call you 'squirt' for a reason!"

"Put me down right now!" Blaine screamed and suddenly he was dropped onto the closed toilet seat. He immediately tried to get up, but Cooper was holding him down just like he had earlier that morning.

"I'm not letting go until you promise to sit still." Cooper told him sternly.

Blaine held his gaze and tried to fight, but after he realized that Cooper wouldn't be giving up or getting tired any time soon, he quietly yielded. Only then did Cooper cautiously release his hold on the younger boy and stand up straight. When he was absolutely sure that Blaine would not try to make a run for it, he moved to lock the door shut and turn on the sink. "Now sit still and this won't be as awful as it could be."