A/N: I know the most demanded of my stories is Normal Trash. I'm working as fast as I can on it, promise!

"So I guess some of us have to share rooms, huh?"

Even with the family package of a room with three bedrooms, the maximum for a hotel suite in New York, there was not enough room for the Vocaloids to sleep separately.

"Well, if there are three rooms and six of us, that means two to a room," Meiko commented.

"The beds are queen-sized," observed Luka. "So it won't be too bad."

"But for a whole two weeks?" Rin shook her head.

All six Crypton vocalists stood in the master bedroom.

"How are we going to decide who sleeps with who and in what room? They're all different."

"Simple, Miku," Meiko put her hands on her hips. "You, Banana Boy, Bunny Rabbit and Engrish Lady will sleep in the second biggest room.

"Ehh?! Four people in one bed-"

"…and Bakaito will sleep in the smallest, while I, your beautiful Onee-chan will stay in here."

"But Mei…"

"Nope! You five are kids. I am an adult. Therefore I get the master suite."

Luka put her hands out. "Meiko-san, how about the twins staying with Miku in the adjacent room, you and Kaito-san in here, and me in the smallest room? That way, the kids can stay with their Onee-chan and when room service comes in they won't be suspicious. After all, you told them that you and Kaito are married. Shouldn't the parents share the master suite?"

Meiko looked about ready to blow. "And you're the one that profits, being all alone!"

Luka crossed her arms. "I'm in the smallest room, the farthest from all bathrooms, alone without a window."

"I understand," the red lady admitted. "I just don't wanna share a bed…" she pointed scornfully to poor Kaito, "…with THAT guy."

"I'll keep my pajamas on," he offered.

Meiko sighed then walked out of the room with "I'm gonna go take a bath, kids."

Rin and Len couldn't help but giggle.

….

"Our first night in New York!"

The female Kagamine squealed and hugged her stuffed animal Usagi. "It'll be like a sleepover every night with Onee-chan in here!"

Miku nodded but thought bitterly that the fun wouldn't last. They'd get to have fun the first week but the last would be work, work, and more work. And with her big chaotic family, she might not survive the easiest part.

Maybe not even the first night.

"I call the left side!" Len threw himself on the side nearest the room service button and bathroom.

"No way, Banana Boy!" Rin pushed him off and curled up with Usagi in the spot. "Ha-ha, Len looks like a girl with his hair down."

"Shut up!"

Miku was putting the clothes they packed into the dresser away from the argument. She noticed Rin didn't have any except her pajamas and a day outfit with her bow. She probably left her bag, or something. She can just borrow my clothes or Len's.

"You know, Rin, Len, you two look almost exactly alike with no accessories or anything."

"You callin' me masculine?"

"Are you saying I'm feminine?"

Miku turned to look at them. "No," she said. "It's like you're both an indeterminable gender until you start talking, when you're in your night clothes."

"Well, you look like Luka-nee with your hair down!"

"I-I wasn't trying to be offensive."

Len got up from the floor and put himself as far away from Rin as possible on the bed.

"Nee, this works out! Onee-chan can be in the middle!" Rin patted the middle of the bed. "Hurry up!"

Times like this, Miku almost felt like a mother of some sort. Not the kind Meiko was; disciplinary in an unforgiving yet concerned way, but a kind of 'let me take care of everything, kids' kind of way. Even though the twins were only two years younger, when Miku was with them by herself she felt years older and more responsible.

They're hopeless.

"Okay, I'm done," Miku crawled to the middle of the bed and tucked herself in. "Comfy?"

"No," Rin lay on her side. "I wanna tell scary stories!"

Len stuck out his tongue, facing Rin's side. "You tell awful scary stories."

"Well, you tell awful tragedy stories!"

"No I don't!"

"They're so cheesy they smell. A cross-dressing servant who gets decapitated? A dude who marries a bird? Two kids who went to the trouble of sending paper planes when they could've just, I don't know, talked?"

"What about all your scientifically impossible and totally not scary stories? A dog brain in a human? A girl who chops off hands and puts them in pots? What the heck?"

"CHEESEBALL!"

"BLONDIE!"

"Shhhhh!"

Miku poked the two. "You're gonna wake everyone else up! And get some sleep; we have to get up early tomorrow."

Rin and Len shut their mouths and turned on their backs.

Miku sighed and pulled the covers up to her neck. She closed her eyes and began to think about hiring an English tutor.

"I'm sorry, Onee-chan!" the twins gushed in unison.

Dang it.

"It's okay," she waved her hand. "Just go to sleep."

"…will you tuck us in?"

Sigh.

….