Pairings: NiouJirou, OshiGaku, AtoHiyo, ShishiChouta, a bunch of others implied

Universe: Anime

Warnings: Gayness abounds!


It was surprising when Gakuto said he'd been dating Yuushi. Actually, maybe not surprising. Maybe more like "Oh dear god you finally went out of the closet. Took long enough." Not that Jirou was a homophobe. It was just so painfully obvious, but since the couple didn't speak of it, then no one else did. Now here they were, frenching out in the open.

It was cute when Choutarou accidentally let his tongue slip and said he'd been going out with Shishido. Ootori was two times more blush-y and flail-y for the whole duration of practice, but Shishido didn't seem to mind and pulled out all the brakes on restraining his public displays.

It was ridiculous when Hiyoshi said he'd been dating Atobe.

"Why is everyone around me gay?!" Jirou wailed, and he threw up his arms in the air. "Every-single-one! I'm left with Kabaji!"

Kabaji must have ignored that or was just really good in not responding.

"Oh shut up, you twit," Atobe hissed, and his did his... his weird, hair flippy thing. "Act like a vice-captain, for once."

Jirou pouted. "But no one even knows that I'm vice-captain."

Atobe snorted in response. "Because you slept through the vice-captain welcoming party. It became a second welcome party for ore-sama."

Jirou slammed his face on his locker. "Sure, sure, and I'm the one at fault."

"You refused to wake up. We couldn't do anything much about that."

Shishido rolled his eyes. "How did homosexuality get to this topic again?"

Choutarou smiled. Very innocently. It was blinding. "Oh, Atobe-buchou mentioned something about Jirou not quite acting his position as vice-captain..."

"It was a rhetorical question, Chouta."

"Oh."

Shishido glanced up at Choutarou from above his shoulder and scowled when he realized that Choutarou was pouting.

"Hey, Chouta, come here."

Choutarou blinked, but complied anyway and found Shishido placing a short kiss on his lips. Choutarou blushed and sat on the the chair behind Shishido, resting his chin on the other's shoulder. Jirou winced as Shishido smirked at him.

"Dear god, the two of you are so... cheesy."

Yuushi shrugged. "Your loss. Get a boy."

Jirou scowled, and stood as his chair screeched noisily on the floor. "Get a girl, you mean."

Yuushi shrugged again, and continued reading his novel. It had a pink cover and had roses all over it. Ick.

"Sure," Gakuto interjected, "but you're going to be, well, out of place among us."

Jirou threw his hands up in the air and yelled in exasperation. "Sure! Whatever! I'm gonna get a girlfriend!"

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"Huh," Shishido said, huddling closer to Choutarou. Atobe's living room had quite the fireplace, but that was not what he was appraising. "Wouldn't have figured."

Rikkai was in the room with them. Both sides were eying each other suspiciously, sticking together with their respecting mates. Except for two.

Kabaji was, per usual, following Atobe around, so he didn't quite have a mate. Yukimura was in the hospital.

Niou was nibbling on Jirou's ear, and Jirou was very much awake. He wasn't talking either. A miracle!

"What have you done to our hyperactive Jirou?!" Gakuto wailed, pointing a finger accusingly at all the Rikkai foreigners in the room. "He's... He's awake! But he's not talking!"

Niou whispered "Puri~" in Jirou's ear and continued nibbling, except now it was on Jirou's neck. Jirou opened his mouth, and everyone looked at him expectantly, but he bit back the moan fighting to escape his throat.

"Niou's been like this forever anyway, so we can't quite complain..." Sanada said. He would have said It would be an improvement had he stopped having five-second relationships, but that was just stupid. Niou and Jirou have been going at it for a week and counting. A miracle!

"Both of us benefit from their relationship, one way or another, so keep quiet," Atobe said, leaning back on his plush armchair of high regality, while everyone else sat on the polar bear rug on the floor. "They're enjoying themselves, aren't they?"

A moan sounded from behind the couch, and no one dared look.


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A/N: Character requests are open! I repeat, character requests are open~!