Chapter Three: Hired Help
By:DoodleSmuke
AN: A:I GOTS ME A REVEIW!
Doodle:I KNOW!*squeal*
A:I'm writeing this chappie just for you Shiva-sama!
Doodle:You really made her day ^-^
A:ThankYou!
P.S:I don't own X.S, if I did...heh heh...yeah it wouldn't be a kids show
(Jack P.O.V)
I knew I couldn't win this bet, I'm a wimp when it comes to candy, fights, spiders, Chase's death glare, the monks, and Mimes. Well Mimes just pissed me off, with their make-up white faces and plane black and white look is just plain freaky and they follow you around annoying you, makeing fun of you with their no sound movements and he smiles like he knows, with his stupid weird powers, he wouldn't freaking leave me alone! I just want to kill that black and white bastard! OH GOD! THAT STUPID FREAKING MIME! UGH HE JUST PISSES ME-
Ok, ok I'm really pissing myself off here, back to the point, I'm weak when it comes to my wonderfully yummy candy and I can't take anymore bitter filled kisses that ended just before they got good, Damn you Chase and your wonderful mouth, where did you learn to move you tounge like that? It's amazeing what you can do, that move just made me feel good in all the right places- Ugh. Must. Not. Think. About it! Must stay on topic and not get distracted!
I landed lightly on the ground of a wet and dirty alley, putting my Heli-pack away, and started to move to the main street, looking both ways I started down the sidewalk looking for the door that stuck out the most- Found it.
The door had two french maids, one with blond hair the other with black hair, standing out front collecting a crowd as they bowed and greeted everyone who passed them, walking up to the maids I waved and asked; "Is she in?"
The raven haired maid laughed,"When isn't she?"
"She's in the back!" The blond maid pipped in, poseing for another picture to be taken.
"Thanks!" I walked in and silently laughed when the girls announced together;
"Okay, each pictue is ten dollars a piece! Pay up!"
I wandered into the back listening to the whines of Otaku*, I wander when their going to notice those maids are men...
I opened the black door and smiled at the sight that greeted me, a girl who looked like a ten year old was wearing a pink lacey lolita dress and holding a little pink stuffed bunny, her silvery pearl pink hair was being brushed by a tall teen who was dressed as a butler in all black, it was the most cutest sight I ever saw.
Until I paid attention to the convertation they were haveing...
"David, did the school girl outfits come in?" The girl asked.
"Yes, as did the Sexy Nurse, Nun and Teacher ones," David replied, finishing with the girl's hair.
"Good, did Sho and Obe do what I told them to?" The girl got up and placed the bunny on her desk, as she asked this question.
"Yes, Sho gathered the high school girls and Obe got the Host club set up, their outside gathering more custimers as we speak." David informed her
"Goo-"
"What are you two plannig?" I screamed.
The girl snapped her head to the door,"Jack?", she let out a full blown grin when she realized it was actually me,"Jack!", with that she glomped me, "Why are you here? Does Chase need another-"
"AH! Ah no!", I blushed, remembering the item she was referring to,"I actually wanted you to do something for me,"
"What is it?" David asked.
"Well, Chase and I made a bet-"
"YOU IDIOT!" A voice yelled out.
"Flop! Don't be so mean!" The girl glared at the pink bunny.
The pink bunny stood and ajusted his monical*,"I can't help it, Doodle, I mean who makes a deal with Chase Young?"
"It was a bet not a deal." I snapped.
"Same diffrence," The stuffed bunny sighed, " Well, Idiot, what was this bet?"
"I said I could last a month without candy and he couldn't last a month out without his coffe." I stated.
The whole room was quiet for a moment.
"HAHAHA!" Flop bellowed,"I got twenty bucks Chase'll win!"
"I'm with Flop...Sorry, Jack, but your weak." David smiled slightly.
Doodle sighed,"Why did you want me? How can I help?"
I slumped at the comments Flop and David made, but straightened when Doodle asked me that question, "Well I was hopeing you could move in and annoy Chase so much he would lose."
Doodle gasped,"Jack! Am I annoying to you?"
"No! Doodle you know I love you, but I thought you could just act annoying. For me?"
I pleaded
Doodle thought it over for a moment,"Well girls do like Chase, and if I stay with you I could get alot of pictures."
"For the new calander?" David asked.
"Yes. Okay, Jack, I'll do it!" Doodle grinned, "Just let me pack, ok?"
I grinned, I'll win for sure now!
"Take your time!"
=...=
(Chase P.O.V)
I growled, glareing at the black panther who just informed me that my lovely consort had just returned with two new guest, Doodle and David Sixx, and that they will be staying here for the month.
Damn it, Jack!, I growled in my mind, getting up, That boy is to smart for his own good, he knows I can't stand people without my morning coffee, and he's gone and got the one person who just doesn't go away! No matter how many times you threaten her! Ugh, she's going to sic that small fake rodent on me too, goodbye privacy! Hello camra in my shower!
I glared at the panther and grounded out a order,"Go tell Jack and his guests that I'll be out for a while and will return in time for dinner...Oh and set the table with an extra place, I'll be bringing a guest home."
With that done I left.
=...=;
"Hello there!" A smileing blond greeted, invaded my personal space and held up a piece of chocolate cake, "Free sample?"
I leaned back and glared at the girl, "No thank you, but there is something I would like."
The girl perked up, her wide blue eys alight, "Yessir! What may I get you?"
"The Girl who made this, tell her Chase Young is here." I ordered.
"YESSIR!" The girl ran to the back shouting,"Katherine! Katherine! Someone wants you!"
A minute later a girl with dark, short, pixie cut hair came out of the back, chocolate cake batter and iceing covering almost all of her cream colored skin, she glared at me with flashing eyes, "What do you want, Chase! Make it quick! Time is money!"
I let a simple smile cross my face,"Ofcourse, I need a favor from you."
The girl blinked and slowly grinned, "Oh really, and what is this favor, may I ask?"
"I want you to become my pasterie* cheif, I'll pay you very well." I offered
"Why do you want me to be your pasterie cheif?" She looked at me oddly.
"Because you are the best and I must heve the best." I stated the almost lie simply.
The girl sighed, "As much as I hate you, I need the money. Okay I'll do it, just let me quit and pack, okay?"
I grinned, "Great, hurry, I need to be home before dinner."
"With your wife~" She laughed.
"Your lucky I need you, or I would've killed you for that comment, now go and hurry it up, time is money after all." I grinned ignoreing the chef's 'Yeah, yeah'
Say 'Hello' to a week of Maid outfits, Jack, because I'm going to win for sure.
AN:
A: ANd there's chapter three!
Doodle: I get involved! YEAH!
A:You wont be a main character so just forget it.
Doodle: I know and i dont care! I LIVE FOR DA YAOI-EH!
A:Again, thanks to Shiva-sama! My first reveiwer! This chapter was for you!
Doodle:Sorry there isn;t any yummy yaoi...
A:I'm getting to it!
Doodle:Suuure
A:GAH! PLEASE GIMME MORE REVEIWS! DX
P.S:NII-CHAN THANK YOU! ILY
(*) Otaku- Fan boys
(*)I don't know if I spelled that right
(*)Doodle doesnt have a last name at the moment
(*)I don't know if I spelled this right
