I intended to have this chapter published last week, but Saturday night I was at a friend's 18th birthday party and the Wi-Fi at my house was being a bitch Friday and Sunday night. But it's up now, so enjoy!
Watch Out Girls! It's Sierra!
Outings
Despite all the logic and evidence, Sierra refused to believe that Bridgette wanted to leave and continued to secretly blame Alejandro for Bridgette's elimination. She was too busy fuming over the incident and plotting Alejandro's demise she wasn't interested in shagging the girls. This enabled Courtney, Gwen, Heather, LeShawna and Lindsay to feel a little bit more comfortable on the plane. Izzy gave Sierra some space. That was convenient, as it enabled Izzy to drag one of the interns to the cargo hold.
In Germany, Sierra's sculpture of Heather held her team back when the meat in which her team was supplied was supposed to be used to fill up a bag in a gigantic sausage shape that could be used by the girls as a toboggan. Nevertheless, their team managed to win when Sierra attacked Noah for calling Heather a vagina. At the same time, Heather called LeShawna a fucking bitch while they were up against each other. This prompted LeShawna to pounce on Heather; throwing the challenge for her team in the process. In the end, LeShawna was eliminated, but she was glad to go. Before jumping out of the plane, LeShawna went up to Sierra and was like:
"I'll be taking these, thank ya very much!" LeShawna snapped her mucus-coated bra out of Sierra's hands and jumped before Sierra had a chance to desperately yank them back. Once LeShawna was gone, Sierra marched over to where Alejandro was.
"Alright, Alejandro!" screamed Sierra. "LeShawna found out about the bra! Care to explain?!" she demanded. Alejandro mentally snickered and faked an innocent smile at the same time.
"My, Sierra, but I am a Spaniard of my word!" he insisted. "I had nothing to do with LeShawna finding out at all! But maybe Heather did," he lied. "Maybe she was jealous of the attention you were giving LeShawna and decided to inform LeShawna of what happened to her bra so she'd have you all to herself. Or maybe… oh the shame of it… maybe Heather and LeShawna love each other!"
Sierra gasped. "NO!" she gasped.
"I'm sorry, Sierra," Alejandro fibbed. "Heather probably caught you in the act, warned LeShawna and for LeShawna's safety they pretended to have a fight so LeShawna would go home and protect her bras. Maybe these bras are considered to be valuable to Heather."
Sierra was shocked. She could not believe her ears. But it was true – from her point of view, at least. She remained where she was in order to let the bad news sink in as Alejandro left the cargo hold.
(Video Diaries)
Sierra – "HEATHER!" roars Sierra. "YOU ARE TOAST! YOU HEAR ME?! TOAST!" She erupts into a fit of mad cackles until her confessional cuts to static ten minutes later.
Alejandro – "Sierra's delusional," Alejandro smirks. "I don't know about Heather, but everyone knows that LeShawna is straight."
(End of Video Diaries)
All was not well in the economy class. Sierra decided now that Bridgette, LeShawna and Heather were unavailable, it was hugely important to her that not another female contestant becomes unavailable. She slipped into the economy class. In there, Cody was drawing pictures of Bridgette, Courtney and Gwen having a threesome in his sketchpad, Owen was eating an intern's severed hand while DJ, who was crying because he accidentally killed another animal, sat on the cannibal's lap, Alejandro was smiling evilly as he was looking through his evil plans and pictures of puppies in his Evil Schemes and Photos of Puppies book, Lindsay was reading a magazine up-side-down, Noah was reading his book whilst giving a bored impression on his face and Tyler was sitting miserably on his own because Lindsay still could not recognise him.
Suddenly, an evil smile spread across Sierra's face. She went over to Cody, grabbed him by the neck and threw him at Tyler. Cody landed on Tyler's lap in a straddling position just as Lindsay looked at them to find out what all the commotion was about. She gasped in utter horror. She got up, marched over to Tyler and Cody – who were equally shocked by what happened to them – and slapped Tyler and Cody in the face.
"OW!" yelped Cody and Tyler in unison.
"SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU CHEATER!" wailed Lindsay. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME, TYLER!"
"But Sierra threw Cody at me!" Tyler protested.
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!" wailed Lindsay, covering her ears as she ran off to the confessional. "YOU AND I ARE DONE!" The news hit Tyler hard. He fainted; landing on top of Cody.
(Video Diaries)
Tyler – "Why did Lindsay have to remember me just as Sierra threw Cody at me?" Tyler cries.
Lindsay – "I can't believe that Tyler!" sobs Lindsay. "Going AWOL for, like, months, returning without telling me and cheating on me right after he returns! I never want to see an asshole like him or Cody again!"
Cody – "I feel so embarrassed," sighs Cody. "Why do these rabid Yaoi fan-girls keep throwing me at guys even though I don't swing that way and nine times out of ten the guys don't swing that way either? What's worse was the fact that I was about to cum from that picture I drew of Bridgette, Courtney and Gwen as Sierra threw me." He shudders.
(End of Video Diaries)
The next day in Peru was very awkward indeed. Sierra managed to sabotage the Team Amazon's chances of winning. Fortunately for Heather, it was a non-elimination challenge. Sierra vowed to kill Heather, but Heather gave Izzy five bucks to keep Sierra busy and away from Heather. In Paris, Lindsay continued to sabotage Tyler and the rest of Team Chris Is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot but DJ's desperation to go home sent them both to a tie-breaker challenge. Lindsay had to dress up Tyler while DJ had to dress up Sierra. Chris appointed himself, Heather and Owen to judge the models.
Even though Lindsay smeared Tyler in shit, she won and DJ was sent packing (much to his gratitude). Chris, being a sadist, picked Lindsay's design over DJ's. Heather did the same but insisted that she chose Lindsay's design simply because DJ dressed Sierra up as someone who would go on American Idol and she hates reality shows like American Idol with a passion. Only Owen picked DJ's design simply because he wasn't paying attention when Tyler was begrudgingly doing the catwalk; thinking he was only going to see one catwalk performance.
(Video Diaries)
Heather – "Even though I'd love to see Lindsay get eliminated and that Tyler was smeared in Chef's shite, I had to pick her to win over DJ!" Heather insists. "I'm already on Sierra's hit list for some reason and I don't want her to kill me now before I even got to win my million! Besides, do you even realise what a bad show American Idol is?! Thank God I'm a Canadian!"
(End of Video Diaries)
Getting Owen out of the competition became more of a priority for Sierra than getting Heather out of the competition for choosing DJ's design over Lindsay's. This did not happen as Team Amazon last. Thankfully, it was a reward challenge, so no one was eliminated that day. The next day in Jamaica, however, Sierra's plots backfired and resulted in the demise of Team Victory; Chris refused to allow Lindsay to join another team and she was eliminated when Team Victory lost. Blaming Owen and Tyler for Lindsay's elimination (even though neither of them had anything to do with it), Sierra warned them to sleep with one eye open from now on.
The next day in London, Team Amazon won because they found Duncan and Team Chris Is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot were sent to elimination. During the challenge, Noah reached the conclusion that Alejandro was an evil mastermind. He knew that Alejandro was behind Lindsay's elimination – Alejandro placed obstacles on the bobsleigh course before it was Lindsay's turn when Noah was the only one who was looking – and he just happened to be passing by when Alejandro lied to Sierra about Heather and LeShawna though neither of them noticed. This angered Alejandro and he vowed to get Noah out. However, Noah had Owen, Cody and Tyler on his side and Alejandro was eliminated. Like Ezekiel – the person Team Chris Is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot captured for the challenge – Alejandro grabbed hold of one of the wings and managed to climb into the cargo hold where he formed an alliance with Ezekiel to get back at Chris.
Back in the plane, Duncan asked to talk to Courtney privately in the dining hall.
"Courtney," said Duncan, "I have to tell you something."
"You can tell me anything, Duncan," Courtney assured her boyfriend.
"Alright, well hear it is," Duncan sighed. "Well, while I was with my band, I shifted one of the band members and enjoyed it. It was nothing like the experience I've had with you or my previous girlfriends. In fact, I've been having feelings over other dudes for years but I was in denial because I was confused."
"So, what you're saying is, you're gay?" Courtney asked. Duncan nodded.
"Well, it explains why you were never good in bed," Courtney stated. "But I'm also to blame for this. Duncan, I am a lesbian. This was why I was constantly trying to change you."
"Is this why one of the paragraphs in our relationship agreement made me were a dress every time I banged you?" Duncan asked.
Courtney sighed and said: "Yes. I'm sorry Duncan."
"I'm sorry too, Courtney," said Duncan. They hugged and agreed to just be friends. Unfortunately for them, someone was eavesdropping on their conversation.
(Video Diaries)
Sierra – "OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! COURTNEY!" squealed Sierra in delight and profound euphoria.
(End of Video Diaries)
Dun! Dun! Dun! What will happen to Courtney now that Sierra knows she's also a lesbian? You'll have to find out in the next chapter!
Until next time!
