Chapter 3: A Sleepless Night
"Well Finn, I don't know what we gonna do." said Jake. "I..."
"Hey man, don't sweat it! We'll just figure who grabbed an engagement ring and choose from there!" replied Finn. And so, they walked into the sunset with swagger. They went to the tree house and opened the door with the force of a million nuclear-enhanced leopards and tigers. It woke up B-MO, who woke up frightened.
"Glob, do you really need to do that, Finn?" said B-MO.
Finn stared intensively at B-MO and gave him one one serious word: "YES."
"Okay." answered B-MO, who went back to sleep.
And then they all went to sleep. They slept like a sleep-deprived man at the driver's wheel, or at least Finn did. The philosophy of the universe was nothing compared to what Finn was thinking about. Stars were attacking sheep, the grass was yellow. The fence was the worst looking, because it didn't look like a fence but rather a caveman named Pauly D.
And then nothing was normal.
Finn just realize that whatever definition of normal in his dictionary he would have to change. With a permanent marker.
He was out of permanent markers.
He would have to go to the store tomorrow.
But not normally.
Never again, would a trip to store be normal. Glob forbid it.
Glob forbid everything being normal.
