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The Vivacious Affair Mansion, Los Angeles CA

"Guys!"

Light let out a groan as he heard Scars. He was just finished the first verse of the song. He was actually feeling accomplished, usually it was Scars who wrote the songs but recently she was on this hype to screw with the enemies. Well, they weren't enemies, they were just competition.

"Guys!"

"Shit," Light muttered placing down his guitar.

After the bands explanation of gay sex to Scars he had retreated to the observatory. Hr was so grateful that Fist wanted an observatory when they were looking for houses, or there wouldn't be any safe haven.

Light began his descend from the ladder. His mind wandering to the fact that Scars asked him how he knew so much about gay sex. Scars, he had to admit, was indeed one of those people that you want to kill sometimes. Light figured that it was just self-explanatory but apparently some people just didn't know…

He continued his climb down and as soon as he was on the marble floor Fist came up behind him and pushed him into the movie room where scars had her MAC hooked up to the projector.

"Alright," she said looking at her fellow band mates, "I believe I have a great plan for sabotage.' She grinned a bit, "And a great song idea!"

Ryuk bit into his apple.

"Well spill it, fire-crotch," he said his mouth full.

Scars flipped him off and answered, "I think we should get pictures of L getting laid."

"Laid?" Light asked.

"Yeah you know screwed," she replied.

"How? I mean….guys don't get laid…girls do honey," Fist said mockingly.

"Yes I know but after you guys explained gay sex…I think we could do it…and even if Light won't agree I would be more than willing to step in…." Scars was interupted when Light said in shock, "Agree to what?"

"Um…Seducing him…." Scars answered.

"You'll step in??" Ryuk asked her.

"Well…yeah I mean we could say it was rape and stuff…" she answered quietly.

"You're a f**king kidding me! You're a f**king virgin Scars!" Fist yelled.

"Who the hell told you that?" Scars asked angrily.

"Um you didn't even know about gay sex, fire-crotch," Ryuk said.

"Well screw you!" Scars said angrily.

"Please," Ryuk answered.

"Eww!" Kist screamed trying to smother Ryuk with her pillow, "Whoever screwed you would have to be f**king blind!"

Ryuk growled at Fist and pushed the pillow away from his face.

"You shouldn't talk fat ass," he retorted.

"She is not fat! At least she ain't frickin stick," Scars said angrily.

Light plugged his ears as the verbal fight escalated to a shouting match. Wasn't even sure what they were fighting about, but Ryuk must of said something nasty of sexually dirty to make both girls gasp for a moment before increasing their ranting to a larger level.

Light walked quietly over to were the stereo system. He thanked God that they had surround sound system. He turned on the CD player and before you know it Hannah Montana blasted through the air. He quickly covered his ears as he heard Scars and Fist scream.

"AHHHHH! The pain!" Scars shouted, "The searing pain!"

"I want my mom!" Ryuk screamed.

Fist stared at the two off them and simply covered her ears. She was tone deaf to her Hannah Montana sang like an angel.

Light quickly turned it off and said, "Alright now if you three will stop fighting, may we please listen to the rest of Scars plan?"

The three of them nodded and muttered, "Yes Light."

Scars stepped forward back to her computer and said, "Well Light , the first thing we need to know is if you are willing to screw a guy in order to ruin his reputation ."

"That would seriously be a downer for them….Especially if he is laid by a complete stranger," Fist said.

"Where do girls come up with this things?" Ryuk asked.

"I thought about it on the toilet!" Scars said happily.

"Wow your intellagence dropped," Ryuk said quitely.

"What was that?" Scars asked him dangerously.

Ryuk remained silent as Light said, "I'll do it."

"Great!" Scars said, "L and his band our staying in Las Vegas at Ceasar's Palace. We slip into the city in disguese and you start the seduceing."

"Brilliant," Fist said.

"Alright, Ryuk call for the jet, Everyone else, get packing!" Light ordered.

Everyone scrambled into action ready for their sweet sabotage…boy did they not know what was coming to them.