Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or the characters. I'm just playing with them.
Authors Note: This is just a one-shot of ExB. Edward's got some hs drama and Bella's there to help out.
Also, please excuse any mistakes. This isn't Beta'd.
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Song: Jessie's Girl - Frickin' A
I'll play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talkin' cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watchin' him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holdin' her in his arms, late late at night
Pretend Girlfriend.
Edward Cullen's house
6:17 pm
"You're losing it, man," Jacob Black, Edward's best friend and my boyfriend, said.
Edward groaned, covering his beautiful face with his large hands, "I know! I know! I need to do something and quick!" He complained.
Jake grinned, "Why are you fucking complaining, Ed? Tanya is HOT," He said before glancing at me slyly.
I rolled my eyes, "Don't call him Ed, you know he hates that shit and why wouldn't you like her? It's not like she isn't the most annoying fucking girl in the world!" I said sarcastically.
Edward and I were sitting next to each other while Jacob was sitting across from us. Our knees kept touching.
"Tell me about it, the other day she wanted to talk to me about her fucking period! Ugh! Like, don't fucking tell me about that shit! I don't care or need to know about your blood flow! Gross!" Edward shuddered.
I giggled, "That IS gross but you should just deal with it because I have to listen to YOUR sister's time of the month all the time!" I said and smiled when he made a face.
Poor guy, having to listen to girls talk about their periods.
"Bella! EW!" He complained, chucking a pillow at my face.
I dodged it and giggled loudly.
"Dude, I got it! Why don't you get a real girlfriend! That will solve all your problems!" Jake said grinning as if he solved the equation for E=MC2 or whatever.
Edward rolled his gorgeous grey eyes and slapped his forehead, "Why didn't I think of that? Oh right! I did! You jackass! I don't want to date any of the nasty hoes that go to our school!" He exclaimed.
"Okay! Jeez! Wait, I got another idea! Wait, let me finish!" Jake said when Edward started to whine, "Why don't you borrow Bella? You can just tell everyone you're dating; hold hands and shit so that they'll believe you! Then Tanya will leave you alone and move on to the next one!" He said.
Edward stared at him for a long second before looking over at me, "Are you cool with that?" He asked quietly.
I shrugged, "Sure, I don't care, as long as it helps you to get rid of skanky Tanya," I said.
It wouldn't be that hard. Jake didn't go to Forks High with us; he went to a school where he lived. Edward and I were close friends anyway, so it wouldn't be weird.
"You just take care of her, man; I'm trusting you," Jake said with a serious expression, his dark eyes hard.
"I promise, Jake, you and Bella are my best friends," Edward replied, running his hand threw his messy brown hair.
"So, it's settled, you two are a couple!" Jake said smirking.
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Forks High
7:32 am
I stood at Edward's locker, waiting.
Finally, he came around the corner. He smiled when he saw me and strode up to me. He looked good in his black flannel shirt, dark jeans and Vans. I unconsciously licked my lips but then stopped, remembering I had a boyfriend. Jake.
"Hey," Edward greeted me.
"Hey, what's up? Did you see Tanya?" I asked, looking around for her.
Lo and behold she was standing near the water fountain, her eyes on us. I smirked at her and wrapped my arms around Edward's waist. Edward looked down at me with a questionable look but saw Tanya and understood.
He leaned down and brushed his thumb across my bottom lip, "Bella, have I told you how beautiful you look today?" He whispered into my ear, tucking a strand of my mahogany hair behind my ear.
I shuddered. What? I looked down quickly at my outfit; a faded jean skirt that Alice, my best friend, forced me to wear; a blue tank top covered by a black plaid shirt and my beat up Chucks. I realized Edward and I were matching with our plaid. Weird, seeing how we didn't plan it.
"No, but thank you," I said, hearing how my voice shook.
His smile grew and he brushed his soft lips across my warm cheek. My breath caught in my throat and my heart thudded in my ears.
"Your blush is quite lovely today," He told me, his breath hot on my skin.
My shaky fingers reached up and touched his face slowly. He brought his hand up and covered mine, leaning into my hand.
"Edward," I whispered and my voice sounded whiny which was not like I was at all!
I thought maybe I was going to have a heart attack or a stroke. Was that possible at seventeen?
"My beautiful Bella," He said and brushed his fingers through my tangle of a mess hair.
"Oh God," I exhaled and I thought I could get off by just his voice alone.
"Do you like this, Bella? Do you like what I'm doing?" He asked and stuck his hand into my shirt, touching the bare skin of my shoulder before trailing down my arm.
"Yes, I do, I really do, please, Edward." I couldn't think.
All I knew was that his hands belonged on me.
"What is Jake going to think of this?" He murmured, maybe to himself or maybe to me.
I wasn't sure but it snapped me out of it. I pulled away and cleared my voice, "Umm...should we get to class? I don't want to be late," I said pathetically.
He looked confused but nodded anyway, "Yeah, yeah, of course," He mumbled.
He laced his fingers through mine and walked me to my class.
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Forks High
Lunch time
For some unknown reason, Like a virgin kept playing my head.
After I got my lunch, I took my tray over to my usual table. Edward was already there, sitting next to his brother Emmett. I plopped next to Edward, shuffling closer than necessary, and mumbled hello. Alice, Edward's sister, was on her boyfriend's, Jasper Hale, lap. She waved and smiled at me before going back to talking to Jasper. Emmett's attention was focused on his girlfriend, Rosalie Hale. Rose and Jasper were brother and sister, obviously.
Rose smiled at me, "Hey, Bella, what's up?" She asked, noticing how close I was to Edward.
I shrugged, "Nothing, I'm pretending to be Edward's girlfriend so Tanya will leave him alone," I said as if it was no big deal.
That got Alice's attention, "What? When did that happen?" She screeched.
I had no idea how something so loud could come out of something so small! I looked at Edward for help.
He sighed, running his hand threw his hair, "The other day, it was Jake's idea," He said simply.
Rose looked around the cafeteria before her eyes found something that made her amused, "Looks like it's making Tanya pissed," She said snickering. Rose hated Tanya more than I did because she tried to mess around with Emmett. I guess the girl liked to keep it in the family. Slut.
"Good, that's what we're hoping," I said smoothly.
Edward's hand gripped mine under the table, startling me. My heart stuttered a couple of times before breaking out into a sprint. Why didn't my heart ever do this when I was with Jake? Weird...
He leaned down to my ear, "Something wrong, Bella?" He asked, teasing me.
I looked at him and scowled. Well, two can play at this game, damn it! I circled my thumb across his hand softly, stroking gently. He looked down at our joined hands and widened his eyes. Gotcha! I bit my lip to keep from giggling and continued to rub. Finally, I moved his hand so it was resting on my bare thigh. He coughed and looked away when the others looked at him with raised eyebrows. What the hell was going on? I was enjoying this a little too much! I made sure to keep my eyes away from his as I moved his hand, covered by the table, higher up.
There was throbbing between my legs of anticipation as Edward's hand slid under my wimpy skirt. His hand tensed as I felt him brush my damp panties with those fingers I had fantasied about a lot. I bit my lip roughly, tasting blood, to keep from making any noise. His fingers disappeared into my panties and I let out a squeak, which I tried to cover with a cough. Nobody was watching us though, thankfully; they were all in their own little world just like we were. I peeked at Edward and saw his jaw was tense with concentration as he worked me with his amazing fingers.
Let me just say, and I know how this sounds, but I was loving the little action I was getting right now! See, I was a virgin and Jake was scared to do anything to me. But I needed it, so bad, or I was afraid I would explode or implode. Something with 'plode' was going to happen to me if I didn't get some damn action! I know, I know, I sound like a fucking whore but right now, I could care less! I mean, I cared about Jake, he was my first boyfriend and all, but I felt something with Edward. Something I couldn't explain, something I needed, like air or water or something that sustains life!
I needed Edward to hump me, like now! Edward's fingers entering me pulled me from my inner monologues and I let out a soft moan, making Edward smirk. When he added a second finger and his thumb pressed against my clit, I slammed my head against the table and let out a long whiny moan.
"What's wrong, Bella? Are you all right?" Edward asked, his voice dripping with implications.
I lifted my head, sweaty and shaky, and panted. I watched as he pulled his hand away and sucked on his fingers, making me groan again. I couldn't tear my eyes from his mouth. So. Fucking. Sexy. I want it. Now. Alice's voice made me jump and the bubble around Edward and me burst.
"Bella? Are you okay? Are you sick? You haven't touched your food," She said sounding sincere but the look in her eye told me she knew what was going on under the table.
I tried to make my hands stop shaking as I took a long pull from my coke, "Yeah, Alice," I struggled to control my breathing, "I'm fine."
"Good, because I'd hate for you to be sick," She giggled and I knew for sure she knew.
I looked over at Edward. He smiled at me, wiping his fingers off with a napkin, and went back to eating. Holy fucking shit! Edward just fingered me under the table in front of all our unknowing friends!
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Forks High parking lot
2:30 pm
There I was, standing at Edward's black sleek Mercedes; waiting for him.
He walked up with that lazy stride of his and smiled, "Bella," He greeted me.
I took a deep breath, my cheeks flaming, "Hey," I choked out.
"Ready?" He asked gesturing to his car.
I swallowed thickly, "Uhh... yeah," I said and climbed in when he opened the door for me.
He leaned over and grabbed the seat belt, buckling me in. He made sure he brushed his hand over my chest innocently before he straightened and shut the door; walking over to the driver side. Oh shit. There goes my heart again, pounding and stuttering in my chest. It's whenever he touches me, I realized. Well duh.
Edward got in, shutting the door and buckling in. He started the car and the radio came blaring on, playing Clair De Lune. He went to turn it off but my hand stopped him.
"Leave it," Was all I said.
He looked at me for a second before nodding as he whipped out of the parking lot. "Where do you want to go? Home?" He asked me as we pulled onto the road.
"How about the meadow you and I found when we were kids? We haven't been there in a while," I suggested, my heart still racing away.
What the fuck was I doing? What was I thinking? I know Edward was asking himself those same questions as he swallowed roughly and nodded again. We drove in silence before he pulled off the road and parked. He got out and walked around, helping me out. We walked through the woods, neither of us speaking, until we reached the clearing.
"It's still so beautiful," I murmured.
He nodded in agreement before whispering yes, it is. I held out my hand to him and walked forward when he took it. I could feel his hesitation.
"Edward, don't be afraid, everything will be okay," I promised him.
I knew what he was feeling. Guilt because Jake was his best friend but confusion because he felt what I felt, I knew he did. He stared into my eyes, searching for something for a moment, before he lowered himself down onto the field of dazzling flowers. I watched as he lay on his back, closing his eyes. Frozen for a second, I finally moved, lying down next to him. The sun shone down on us, warming both of us. I sat up and removed my flannel shirt, leaving me in my tank top. He watched me carefully.
I looked down at him, "Are you scared?" I asked quietly.
He knew what was about to happen, even if neither of us said anything. He shook his head, "Only of hurting you, the both of you," He answered.
"Edward, I can't help what I feel with you, I've always felt it, it's wrong, I know, but I don't feel that with him," I paused when he flinched, "My heart goes crazy when you're near me and I swear I think I'm going to have a heart attack when you touch me, everything is so exciting when I'm with you," I whispered loudly.
He sat up and reached over to cup my cheek, "I love you, Bella," He said staring into my eyes.
My heart took off like a group of galloping horses and I smiled, "Thank you, Edward, so much," I leaned into his cheek, "I love you too."
He moved his hand down before he was holding my neck gently. He moved slowly, giving me time, before his lips were only an inch away from mine. I could feel his breath on my lips; it made my mouth water.
I wrapped my arms around his neck, shifting until I was on his lap, "I need your lips on mine, Edward, please," I whispered and leaned in.
He met me halfway and our lips touched briefly before parting. It was like an explosion occurred, like fireworks had gone off, and I needed more. I smashed myself closer and attacked him with everything I had. He answered with a loud moan and pulled me flush against his heaving chest. Our lips moved in sync for a long minute. I loved the way his lips felt on mine, it was heaven. I opened my mouth, feeling his tongue brush against mine. I must have moaned then because suddenly he was smiling against my mouth. I loved that. I loved that he was smiling because he made me moan.
"Edward, please," I whined impatiently, needing to feel his hands on me.
"What, baby?" He asked, breathing hard.
His grey eyes were wild and I smiled, knowing I had made him like that. "Please, Edward, touch me, I need you," I begged.
His eyes softened and he looked at me, sitting on top of him, breathless and whining. "Where do you want me to touch you? Show me," He said; his voice low and husky.
I was suddenly confident, my need for him winning out, as I grabbed his hand and placed it on my breast. "There," I said firmly.
"There?" He teased, "Anywhere else?" He asked, still cupping my breast.
I yanked my tank top down, forcing my bra to go with it. Then his hand was on my bare breast. I smiled, "You're touching my boob," I told him.
He smirked, shaking his head with amusement, "I sure am," He agreed.
"Is it nice?" I wondered.
He nodded, moving his thumb over my nipple; making it hard, "Quite nice, is it nice for you?" He asked.
I shrugged, "It's not unpleasant," I said and giggled when he rolled his eyes.
"I'm glad it's not unpleasant, I wouldn't want that," He said starting to squeeze and move his thumb over my nipple. That got a moan out of me, which made me blush. "So, more than not unpleasant?" He teased, squeezing my other breast.
I had to remember how to breath as I answered, "Oh, definitely not unpleasant, it's...maybe if you play with my nipples more, I'll think of a better adjective."
His eyes widened at my bluntness before his face stretched into a huge smile, "My, my, my, Miss Swan, I think I like it when you're blunt," He said. I grinned, my cheeks warm, and leaned in to peck his smiling lips. "Mmm," He hummed in pleasure, "Where should I touch you now?" He asked.
"Well, since I particularly liked it when you fingered me during lunch, I think you should...touch my pussy again, it sings your name when you do," I breathed, trying to be all sexy.
"Is that so? It sings my name? Well, maybe it'll scream my name if I lick it, let's find out, hmm?" He said pushing me until I was on my back and he was above me. He slid down my body, humming as he did, before he grabbed my skirt and pushed it up so it bunched around my waist. "I finally get to have a good look at those pretty little panties of yours, Bella," He purred as he yanked them down my thighs. I lifted my ass off the ground so he could tug them down my legs. I could down at him as he stared at my pussy, licking his lips. "Mmm mmm mmm, such a pretty pussy, Bella, all bare and pink, begging me to give it a kiss," He murmured, bending his head. The sight of his head between my legs made me moan loudly. "I haven't even touched you yet, Bella, and you're already dripping wet, do I make you this wet?" He asked, petting me.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! I gnawed on my bottom lip, "God, Edward, yes! Your voice, your hands, fuck, your lips, everything about you makes me so fucking wet," I panted.
My arms were shaking as I held myself up watching Edward.
"Lie back, baby; I'll take care of you," He promised me.
He put his tongue on me then and I thought I would die. "Oh! Oh God! Danny! Yes!" I moaned loudly.
He used his fingers to open me, sucking on my clit, and slid two fingers into me. I let out a string of profanities as his fingers found a place inside of me I didn't know was possible. Before even a minute had passed I was screaming Edward's name as my orgasm ripped through me.
He pulled away, licking his lips, and smiled at me, "Wow, I was right, your pussy did scream my name," He said cockily.
I gasped for air, still lying on my back, and reached for him, "Edward," I exhaled.
He wrapped his arms around me, cradling me to his solid chest, and stroked my hair as I came down from my high. Finally, I smiled and looked up at him.
"That was fucking awesome," I told him.
He chuckled, "Why, thank you," He said, proud.
"I guess I should probably return the favor, huh?" I said pretending to be shy.
"Only if you want too," He replied. I shoved him back, straddling him, suddenly. He laughed, blinking in surprise, "I think I love this side of you," He muttered as I lifted shirt, telling him to take it off.
He had to awkwardly sit up to yank it off then fell back with a grunt. I ran my hands down his chest, exploring him. I wanted to find out everything that made him laugh because he was ticklish, cringe because it set off nerve endings and moan because it turned him on. My tongue followed my hands and I licked his nipple.
"Fuck, Bella." He groaned.
I smiled against his skin, continuing down. I circled his belly button, dipping in, and making him groan again. When I followed his happy trail down to his jeans, I stopped. I unbuttoned and unzipped his pants with steady hands, telling him to lift up as I tugged them down his hips. His erection sprang free and I swear it was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. Well, it was the only dick I had ever seen but that didn't make it any less beautiful.
"Wow, Edward, your dick, it's beautiful and... huge, holy shit, you're huge! Will you fit inside me?" I asked, still staring at his dick as if it were the Holy Grail of dicks.
He grinned, "Bella, please, you're giving me an ego! And of course it'll fit, baby, I promise," He told me, leaning up a little to stroke my cheek.
"Edward, you know, I'm a virgin, right?" I muttered, looking down at a flower.
He fell silent before whispering, "I know."
"Are you okay with that?" I asked, suddenly unsure.
He forced me to look at him again, "Bella, of course, it's okay, it would be an honor to take your virginity, are you sure you want me to do it?" He asked, searching my eyes.
I held his gaze, "It was supposed to be you, Edward, it was always you," I told him seriously.
He slowly pushed me back until I was on my back again. He gripped his dick, sliding it against my clit, "Bella, be sure," He said, his voice strained.
I reached up and touched his face, "I'm positive, Edward, I want you to take my virginity, I want you to be a part of me forever," I whispered.
His face softened, "Oh, I love you," He said before pushing into me. The pain was weird; a stretching feeling that was bearable. He panted as he began to move his hips, "Shit, are you okay?" He asked.
"Yes," I said honestly, "harder."
"Fuck, Bella, Jesus," He grunted as he started to move harder and more forcefully.
I gripped his shoulders, trying to pull him closer, needing his skin on mine. "Please," I started to beg.
I had no idea what I was begging for though. I just needed something. He knew what I needed and moved us until I was on top of him. I stopped moving, not sure what to do; staying crushed to his chest. He coaxed me up until I was sitting on his lap, his dick still throbbing inside me.
"Move, Bella, do what feels good to you," He instructed me, holding onto my hips.
I started to move then, slowly. When the pressure in my stomach became too much, I started moving harder and faster. He held onto my hips, controlling the speed. I panted, moaning and whining, as I rode him. I tossed my head back, my hair falling around my shoulders, and stared up at the sky. There were trees covering the sky though, but it looked beautiful, the light filtering through and making it look heavenly.
"Fuck, B, keep going," Edward said; making me look back down at him.
His eyes were moving all over my body, from my bouncing breasts to my face. He released my hips and touched me everywhere. My body started to spasm out of control when his fingers found my clit again and before I knew what was happening, everything was exploding around and inside of me. I screamed his name like it was the only thing that could save me and kept moving, riding out orgasm.
"Fuck! Bella! Ah!" He grunted, squeezing my hips.
His hips shot up as his orgasm tore through him, making him shudder and curse. I collapsed onto his chest, breathing hard, with everything pounding through me. His arms wrapped around me and held me, stroking me everywhere.
"I can't feel my toes," I told him.
"It's from your orgasm," He reassured me, still gasping for air.
"I love you," I said into his chest where his rapidly beating heart was.
He hummed, "I love you too," He returned.
We stayed like that until the sun went down, in each other's arms.
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Jacob Black's house
7:47 pm
My leg bounced as I waited for Jake to return with my soda.
My heart was thudding, making me shake, and not in a good way.
"Here you go," He said handing me over the can of Coke.
I took it, my hands shaking, "Thanks," I mumbled.
"So," He said.
"So," I repeated.
"Listen, Jake, I need to tell you something."
"Look, Bella, we need to talk."
We spoke at the same time.
I looked at him and he looked at me; we laughed.
"You go first," I encouraged.
He took a deep breath in, "Bella, you know I care about you a lot, but you and I, we're drifting apart, we go to separate schools and we don't see each other that much; soon you're going off to college and we'll probably not see each other anymore after that," He said.
It sounded like he was breaking up with me. I laughed in relief which made him look at me like I was crazy.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh, it's just, I was going to say the same thing! Expect...I need to tell you something and I know you're going to fucking hate me but I need to tell you," I said. He waited for to continue, his eyes guarded. "Remember when I pretended to be Edward's girlfriend?" I asked and waited for him to nod, "Well, things happened between us; we had sex, Jake," I said quietly, peeking up at him.
He looked stunned for a second before he relaxed, "I know," He said simply.
"What? How?" I asked with wide-eyes.
"Come on, Bella, you and Edward looked at each other like you were in love since we were kids, it was bound to happen, I'm not saying it's okay but I understand it because...I hooked up with this girl named Leah," He told me, his eyes on the floor.
"When?" I asked.
I didn't know why that stung. I mean, I had done the same thing to him.
"We've been seeing each other for a while now, Bella; I love her," He said in a pleading tone.
I let out a breath, "That's... great, Jake, I'm really happy for you," I finally said.
He looked up at me with weary eyes, "Yeah?" He asked unsure.
I nodded, "Yeah, I always thought we were better off as friends, don't take this the wrong way but when we were together, it always felt like we were just brother and sister," I said, blushing.
"I know! Which is why I couldn't do anything with you! I'm so glad you feel the same way!" He said relieved.
I stood, "Me too, well, I'm gonna go, Edward's waiting for me," I said shrugging.
"Yeah, Leah too, I love you, Bells, you're a good friend," He said standing also and giving me a tight hug.
"You too, Jake, see ya," I said and walked out to my truck.
I leaned against the side, pondering everything that had just happened. That was the weirdest fucking thing that has ever happened to me.
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Edward Cullen's house
9:24 pm
Edward caught me in his arms as soon as I came through the door.
"I missed you," He breathed into my hair.
"I missed you too, baby," I said, feeling at home in his arms.
He pulled back to look into my eyes, "How did it go?" He asked.
"Weirdly good," I answered.
He raised his eyebrows, telling me to elaborate. I sighed and proceeded to tell him everything that happened.
"Wow," He said bemused, "That was strange, I'm glad he's not mad," He said stroking my hair.
"So am I," I whispered.
"So, this pretend girlfriend thing..." He started.
"Doesn't have to be pretend anymore if you don't want," I said smiling up at him.
He grinned back and got down on one knee, almost making me have a heart attack.
He took my hand in his, "Bella Swan, will you be my real girlfriend?" He asked.
"Depends. What do I get out of it?" I teased.
"Lots and lots of orgasms," He replied.
"Then I'd be honored," I said smiling.
He stood back and twirled me around in a circle, laughing happily.
Now everyone would see us together and we wouldn't have to hide what we were. In love.
The End.
