Quatre: Wow. Lotsa reviews already, and only for the first two chapters! This may be a hit, no da!

JK!!!!! Why must you go blabbing about my mistakes!!!! They're bloody embarrassing, no da. And I fixed them!

Don't mind me. I'm just bored, so that's why I'm posting this.

Oh yeah, speaking of JK, she's asked me to add in another warning. See below.

Anyway, the muses are comatose, and I'll be joining them shortly. Enjoy!

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Warnings: Shonen ai, AU for both shows, shameless Gundam Wing plugging. Don't ask, you'll see later on.

Pairings: Yami/Yugi

Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING! Got that?! I'M BROKE! Well, Ame's mine, but he hasn't shown up yet.

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Chapter Three: All Doctors Are Vampires

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"What's this about?" Yugi asked Dr. Janet Fraiser.

"We're just worried about your health," Janet said. "If you get sick under our care, your grandfather can sue us."

Yugi watched as she prepared a needle to draw blood.

"Where is Murray from?" he asked casually, ignoring the slight prick as the needle entered his arm.

"Out of the country," Janet replied. She slapped a band-aid on his arm.

"What country?" Yugi asked.

"I haven't got a clue. You might want to ask him yourself."

Yugi frowned. He didn't want to go near the man again, not after what he'd sensed.

/Yami, I think it would be better for you to deal with Murray from now on./

/All right./

/Is there anything you can tell me about that aura we sensed?/

/I'm afraid not. All I know is that I sensed it back in Ancient Egypt./

Yugi frowned.

Janet finished doing whatever doctors did with blood and walked back over to him.

"Take off your… dog collar, hold your head up and stay still," she instructed.

Yugi giggled and complied. She began prodding the back of his neck gently.

"What's this for?" he asked curiously.

"Just making sure everything's all right," she replied, finishing and stripping off her gloves. "You're free to go. I believe Daniel is waiting for you in his office. "

Yugi slid off the table. "Arigatou!" he quipped before dashing out of the infirmary.

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Jack nearly tripped over a certain teen on his way to see Janet. He managed not to fall and stared after him.

"I wish I was his age," he sighed, continuing on his way.

Janet met up with him in the doorway. "There's no way to be certain without doing an MRI, but I don't think he's a Goa'uld," she said.

"Why do you think that?"

"I didn't feel anything. I checked his neck, and there was nothing there. I drew blood and the lab is processing it, so we'll see what it says."

"Okay, that's cool. Well, I'll see you later!"

Jack went off to pester Sam.

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Yugi burst into Daniel's office. "Hi!" He bounded into a nearby chair and pulled a tablet towards himself and a laptop from his bag. He booted up the computer and began typing furiously.

Daniel looked up from his dictionary. "What are you doing?"

"What you paid me to do," Yugi replied, not looking up from his work.

"I still can't believe you don't need any books," Daniel said with a shake of his head. "May I see?"

Yugi turned the laptop towards him with a small grin. Rows of kanji filled the screen.

"I can't read that, either!" Daniel protested. "Why don't you write in English?"

"Because it's more comfortable writing in Japanese," Yugi replied, turning the laptop back towards himself. He looked back at the tablet and continued typing.

His hands froze suddenly. He leaned forward, reaching a hand out to brush across the hieroglyphs.

Daniel watched him, concerned. "What is it, Yugi?"

"Where did you get these?" Yugi asked, his eyes moving rapidly over the tablet.

"I can't say."

"You'd better!" Yugi snapped.

Daniel started. Yugi's voice held a dangerous edge to it, one that hadn't been there before.

"I can't say," Daniel said firmly.

Ruby eyes glared at him.

Daniel blinked. Ruby?

Hadn't his eyes been violet before?

Yugi's eyes softened just then, and he smiled. "Sorry. I guess I'll find out later, ne?"

He went back to typing.

Daniel stood slowly.

"I'm going to get a cup of coffee," he said, forcing his voice to stay calm.

Yugi waved his hand absently.

Daniel raced to Hammond's office.

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"There's naquadah in his bloodstream," Janet announced to the assembled team.

"So what does this mean?" Jack asked.

"As you know, there's no naquadah on earth," Janet said. "He had to have gotten it from offworld. It's probable that he's a Goa'uld spy."

"So what do we do?" Daniel asked.

Everyone turned to Hammond.

"He hasn't done anything yet, so we just continue letting him translate the tablets."

"What about my episode with Yugi?" Daniel asked.

All eyes now turned to him.

"Episode?" Jack asked.

"Yeah. We were just translating and all of a sudden he begins demanding where the tablets came from. For a few minutes it was like I was talking to a different person. Then he went back to normal. But for those few minutes, his eyes had changed color. They'd turned red," Daniel explained.

"Interesting," Janet mused. "It's physically impossible for a person's eyes to change color within a few seconds."

"Well, his did."

"Dr. Fraiser, find an excuse to get him an MRI," Hammond ordered. "Meanwhile, give him an escort."

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Yugi eyed the MRI machine warily. "What's this for?" he asked cautiously.

"Just medical stuff," Janet said soothingly. "Just get up on the table."

Yugi just shrugged but hopped up and lay back.

Janet moved to where the screen would show the scans. "Just relax," she instructed.

Yugi complied. He kept a hand in his pocket on his deck.

/Yami, they think we're enemies./

/Yes. But why?/

/You threatening Daniel-san didn't help them./

/Do you realize what are on those tablets?/

/Yes./

/Aren't you in the least bit curious has to how they got their hands on them when not even Shadi has a record?/

/They'll tell us in due time, I'm sure, Yami./

"We're finished," Janet said, audibly puzzled. Yugi jumped off the table.

"May I see?"

Janet shrugged and moved aside. Yugi took a look and made a face.

"So that's what people look like on the inside. It's not pretty, is it?"

Janet shook her head, regaining her composure. "It's getting late. Why don't you go get something to eat?"

"Okay!"

Yugi raced out of the room. Instead of going to the cafeteria, however, he went to his room. His escort followed.

After locking the door, Yugi stretched and watched Yami appear in the middle of the room.

"I don't trust them," Yami said flatly.

"I know. But what can we do? We're stuck here."

"I could get us out of here," Yami said.

Yugi glowered. "I know exactly how, too. I don't think so, Yami. If you failed, how would I explain it?"

"But then what would you suggest, aibou?"

Yugi frowned, sitting back on the bed.

"We should just stay here," Yugi sighed. "You can protect us from anything, and until then, we can see if the tablets tell us anything."

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"He's not a Goa'uld," Janet said.

"Are you sure?"

"The MRI proved it. Yugi is not a Goa'uld."

SG-1 sat back with scattered expressions on their faces.

"So now what?" Daniel asked.

"A lie detector test?" Jack suggested.

Hammond nodded. "Very well. We'll do that tomorrow."

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Quatre: Hope you enjoyed. Now 'tis my turn for a coma. Please hit that conspicuous button labeled "review" and everyone will be happy.