Therapy for Caitlyn
Kaitlyn: I SAW A FISHY AND ITS CREEPIN IN MA SHADOW
Kaitlyn: SHADOW'S
Kaitlyn: LOL IT'LL JUMP UP AND KICK ME IN THE JALA-PANO
Kaitlyn: IT'LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A HOOK IN THE JAW
Kathleen: Kaitlyn what r u doing
Kaitlyn: SMACK THAT, THE TAIL ON THE FLOOR
Kaitlyn: SMACK THAT, SHOW ME THE DOOR
Kaitlyn: SMACK THAT, TILL I BUY
Kaitlyn: MORE
Kaitlyn: SMACK THAT, MOOOOOOOE!
Kaitlyn: LMAO
Kathleen: Remember were on the internet so make sense please
Caitlyn: ok I know I said I was just going pee but the reason I was so slow was because....
Caitlyn: Oops I mean said and because
Caitlyn: anyway it's because I had a leotard and tights on so those things r a pain and the butt to get on and off
Kaitlyn: lol
Kathleen: ok people this stuff is going on internet so it's like what me and Kaitlyn did b4 remember Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn: oh yes yes
Caitlyn: no I'm not done I got 20 more minutes till!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaitlyn: TURKEY BASTER TIME
Kaitlyn: TAKE ME TO PIZZALAND THEY HAVE A NEW RIDE
Kaitlyn: THE BARFEMOTH
Kaitlyn: IT'LL SURELY MAKE YOU BARF
Kaitlyn: AFTER YOU RECEIVE A FREE PIZZA
Kaitlyn: FOR BEING A COMPLETE NERD!
Caitlyn: oh no I just wasted like an hour of my life now I really do need therapy
Caitlyn: Look I can't even spell AHHHHHHHHHHA
Caitlyn: Wait I'm a nerd
Kaitlyn: Lol
Kaitlyn: AYAYAYAYA I THINK IM LOSING MY MIND
Kaitlyn: I KNOW IT'S GONE WITH MY HEEEEEEAAAD
Caitlyn: hehehehe thought nerd should have y on the end because wait does
Kaitlyn: WITH MY HEAD
Caitlyn: OMG what's happening the room is spinning why isn't anybody talking why does everyone leave
Caitlyn: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kathleen: ok people in the audience if you don't get what's going on neither do I so don't freak out
Caitlyn: of course they get what's going on, even I do and I need therapy
Kathleen: Caitlyn…who's the one with the keyboard/author?
Caitlyn: *Sighs* you are
Kathleen: Thx u
Kaitlyn: LMAO I'M A FANCY TURTLE NUGGET
Kaitlyn: (no turtles were actually turned into nuggets, FYI)
Kaitlyn: LMAO TEHEHE *COUGH COUGH* LAUGH *SNORT* Kaitlyn: HEHE IM A COMPLETE RETARDANDE
Kathleen: ok so Caitlyn why do you need help
Caitlyn: I'm also conductor of the numnum goodgoods
Caitlyn: why do I need help?
Kaitlyn: BECAUSE UR FAT
Kaitlyn: AND NO ONE WILL EVER EVER LOVE YOU
Caitlyn: I don't know because u guys' r always telling me I need help…………am not Kaitlyn!
Kaitlyn: AND NO UR NOT THE LEADER
Kaitlyn: I AM
Kaitlyn: I AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM SO THE LEADER
Caitlyn: just because i call my self a fat whale doesn't mean I'm fat!!!!!!!!!
Kaitlyn: I BOUGHT THE TICKETS TO GO SEE DORA LIVE I SHOULD BE LEADER NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIRR!
Caitlyn: LOL
Caitlyn: CAN I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaitlyn: OMG NO
Kaitlyn: SINCE U LIED TO ME
Caitlyn: I WANNA COME SEE DORA IF U DONT LET ME COME
Kaitlyn: U TOLD ME THERE WAS NO TURKEY IN THE FRIDGE
Kaitlyn: BUT THERE WAS
Kaitlyn: IT WAS UNDER THE NEW JAR OF MAYONAISE
Kaitlyn: WHICH U ALSO SAID WE DIDNT HAVE
Caitlyn: I'M GONNA PEE IN THE LEGO BIN INSTEAD OF CRAP IN IT
Kaitlyn: AWW BUT IT'S TOO FULL OF CRAPO AS IT IS DONT MAKE IT OVERFLOW
Caitlyn: AND IM GONNA BECOME A SKINNY FAT WHALE~
Kaitlyn: YOUR STAIN THE NEW TILES!
Caitlyn: NONO U NINNY
Kaitlyn: NOOOOOO
Kaitlyn: UYR THE NANNY
Kaitlyn: IMN NO NANNY
Caitlyn: THERE COLOURED ALREADY SO ILL MAKE THEM A NICE BROWN GREEN COLOUR
Caitlyn: NO NINNY U NINNY ITS ENGLISH U NINNYHEHE NINNY
Kaitlyn: NOOO
Kaitlyn: IT'S NANNY
Kathleen: ok people were having a slight problem here
Caitlyn: WHY!!!!
Kaitlyn: SINCE NANNIES ARE FAT AND IM NOT SKINNY Kaitlyn: ENOUGHT TO BE A NINNY
Kathleen: GOD, where's Garry when you need him?
Kaitlyn: CUZ NINNY SOUNDS LIKESKINNY AND IM A NANNY SINCE IM SKANNY
Kaitlyn: LKMAO
Caitlyn: NO PRBLEMS UR A NINNY SO DEAL WITH IT
Caitlyn: WAT LKMAO WAT DOES THAT MEAN
Kaitlyn: THAT I'M FAT
Kaitlyn: REMEMBER THAT
Kaitlyn: TELL UR CHILDREN
Kaitlyn: AND UR GRANDCHILDREN
Kaitlyn: AND THEIR GRANDCHILDREN
Kaitlyn: AND THEIR SECOND COUSINS
Caitlyn: HEHE RYMING IS FUNNY
Kaitlyn: Oh and that strange aunt that sits in the corner
Kaitlyn: lol
Caitlyn: LOL WAT ABOUT THERE THIRD COUSINS ONCE REMOVED?
Kaitlyn: No
Caitlyn: ok I'm finished talking in caps now
Kaitlyn: it was their seventh cousin 9 times removed
Caitlyn: OK!!!!
Caitlyn: ok now I'm done
Kaitlyn: lmao so much for that
Kaitlyn: sure
Kaitlyn: just wait for it...........................
Caitlyn: talk I feel alone and jittery
Kaitlyn: lol
Kathleen: Ok Caitlyn how do you feel about Edward Cullen...hmm?
Caitlyn: My stomach gets all tight and I feel like a fat and lonely whale
Kaitlyn: that's because
Kaitlyn: u r stomach is flat
Kaitlyn: it is tight
Kaitlyn: and u is a fat and lonely wale
Caitlyn: hmmmmmmmm....it's Edward Cullen I feel great towards him especially when I'm near him
Kathleen: and when is that
Caitlyn: I don't wanna be lonely the fat thing I can handle
Caitlyn: I donno now I'm confused to many conversations at once
Kathleen: and were on air 2 top it off
Caitlyn: let's do yoga tomorrow
Caitlyn: yayayayayay now I won't be the only one that's confused
Kathleen: why r we doing yoga on the internet and at therapy
Kaitlyn: lolllllllllllllll
Kaitlyn: It could be called
Caitlyn: no I mean tomorrow u ninny
Kaitlyn: IYOGA
Caitlyn: OMG guys I only have like 2 more minutes
Caitlyn: so talk or type which ever u prefer fast!!!!!
Kathleen: and were only done 4 pages of random stuff that makes no sense what so ever
Caitlyn: can u tell how many people have read ur stories???
Caitlyn: yayay that's even better
Kaitlyn: PHHHH LIKE I BET A GAZILLION
Kaitlyn: IM LEAVING
Kaitlyn: GOODBYE BYESSS
Caitlyn: we should do this again tomorrow
Kaitlyn has left the conversation.
Caitlyn: no Kaitlyn ur a bummmm
Kathleen: ok so I guess its one on one therapy now
Kaitlyn has been added to the conversation.
Kathleen: or two on two hi Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn: NOOO NOOZ
Kaitlyn has left the conversation.
Caitlyn: hi at school we will run/walk together for the terry fox
Kaitlyn has been added to the conversation.
Caitlyn: u bum stop leaving
Kaitlyn: he-he
Caitlyn: and we will talk about our therapy session tomorrow
Kaitlyn: I am a butt
Kaitlyn: Thank you for noticing
Kaitlyn: BYEE BYEEZ
Kaitlyn has left the conversation.
Caitlyn: ok well I G2G now bye!!!!
Caitlyn: BYE RANDOM PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW OR WILL EVER MEET
Kathleen: Ok so this made no total sense what so ever so yeah it's just me and Kaitlyn now
Kathleen: say hi 2 the people Kaitlyn again
Kaitlyn: NOO NOOZ
Kaitlyn: ME DONE TALKING
Kathleen: YOU BUM
Kaitlyn: LEAVEESZZZZZ ME ALONESZZ
Kathleen: But were still on
Kaitlyn: No we aint
Kaitlyn: ma brother the sausage
Kaitlyn: WE DONE HERE
Kathleen: ok audience I guess were done here with this chapter even though I have no clue what's going on between u and Caitlyn, Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn: HEHE
Kaitlyn: BYEEZ WORLD
Kaitlyn: btw, I'm not really mental
Kaitlyn: it's JUST THE PILLS
Kaitlyn: KATHLEEN DRUGGED ME!!
Kaitlyn: SHELL DRUG U TOO IF U DONT WATCH HER
Kathleen: NO I DON'T
Kaitlyn: VERY CLOSELY!
Kathleen: MEANIE NOW PEOPLE THINK IM A DRUGGIE IM MAKING U SAY THIS IN THIS CHAPTER
Kaitlyn: LMAO
Kathleen: at the end of every sentence you will always say in my pants
Kaitlyn: U DARENT IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: I WILL NOT IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: YOU CAN'T DO THIS IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: IT'S NOT FAIR IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: STOP IT IN MY PANTS!
Kaitlyn: GOD THIS SOUNDS SOO WRONG IN MY PANTS!
Kaitlyn: OH GOD EWW IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: EVEN WORSE IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: DEAR GOD IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: STOPPPPPP IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: PLEASE IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: IT'S KILLING ME IN MY PANTS
Kathleen: ha-ha I'm not stopping till u say sorry
Kaitlyn: OK THAT AS JUST HELLARIOUS IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: OK IN MY PANTS, IM SORRY IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: EWW K SERIOUSLY STOP THAT IT'S JUST GETTING WRONGER AND WRONGER IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: EWWWWWW IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: STOPPPP IT IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: DEAR GOD PLEASE IM SORRY IN MY PANTS
Kathleen: kk fine its off now
Kaitlyn: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU IN MY PANTS
Kathleen: ha-ha I lied
Kaitlyn: !
Kaitlyn: MEANIE in MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: I CAN'T HAVE A FAIR FIGHT IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: LMAOOOOO IN MY PANTS!
Kaitlyn: PLEASE IN MY PANTS
Kathleen: that's the glory of being the author
Kaitlyn: STOPPP IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: I'LL DO ANYTHING IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: OH GOD WRONGGGGGG! IN MY PANTS
Kathleen: ha-ha eww you're so wrong Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn: I AM NOT IT'S THE IN MY PANTS THING IN MY PANTS
Kathleen: fine in a 1 a 2 a 1, 2, 3, 4 it's off now
Kaitlyn: PLEASE
Kaitlyn: IM SERIOUS
Kaitlyn: HEY
Kaitlyn: YOU TURNED IT OFF
Kaitlyn: THANK YOU THANKS YOU!!!!!
Kaitlyn: it was off a minute ago in my pants
Kaitlyn: DAMNIT IN MY PANYS
Kaitlyn: U PUT IT BACK IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: LMAO IN MY PANTS
Kathleen: MWAHAHA
Kathleen: were on page 7 now on word perfect WERE ALL YOUR WORDS COME TRUE
Kaitlyn: NOO PLEASE IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: EWW IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: SERIOUSLY IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: PLEASEEEEEEEEE STOP IT IN MY PANTS
Kaitlyn: OMG IN MY PANTS
Kathleen: fine this time it's off
Kathleen: ok in my lunch
Kathleen: DUDE WHAT DID YOU DO in my lunch
Kathleen: COME BACK in my lunch
Kathleen: IM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU KAITLYN in my lunch
Kaitlyn: lmao I'm good
Kaitlyn: I've done good
Kaitlyn: now u shall say everything ending with my mamma
Kathleen: ......? My mamma
Kathleen: AHHHHHH my mamma
Kathleen: not funny my mamma
Kaitlyn: teeheeh
Kaitlyn: how about this
Kaitlyn: now you shall say
Kathleen: you shall say I LOVE YOU BOY at the beginning of every sentence my mamma
Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY everything ending with my face
Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY YOUR GONNA DIE KATHLEEN
Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY ONE OF THESE DAYS
Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY SOMEONE WILL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND DRAG YOU ONTO THE STREET
Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY AND YOU WILL BE SHOT
Kathleen: ha-ha I took mine off
Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY MWAMWAMA
Kaitlyn: so did I
Kaitlyn: were both free
Kaitlyn: now I take away your powers to take off your own
Kathleen: FREE
Kaitlyn: now I make you say in my pants at the end of each sentence
Kathleen: crap
Kathleen: ha-ha its doesn't work
Kaitlyn: k lemmee try again
Kaitlyn: PRESTA!
Kathleen: what r u some kinda magician Oh My God
Kathleen: NOOOO Oh My God
Kaitlyn: MWAHAHA
Kathleen: What's going on? Oh My God
Kaitlyn: lmao
Kaitlyn: GOD I SAID PRESTA NOT PRESTO
Kaitlyn: OH WELL
Kaitlyn: good enough
Kaitlyn: k here
Kaitlyn: I wish I wish,
Kaitlyn: that Kathleen's problem will fix,
Kaitlyn: then become worse,
Kaitlyn: when she says in my pants at the end of each verse! PRESTO!!!
Kathleen: you suck its doesn't work that way
Kaitlyn: k then
Kaitlyn: k then
Kaitlyn: u say in my pants at the end of each sentence PESTO!
Kaitlyn: oh god
Kaitlyn: I said pesto
Kaitlyn: what happen now?
Kathleen: not gunna happen dude
Kaitlyn: aha
Kaitlyn: DUDE
Kathleen: ok so all off now capeesh?
Kaitlyn: mean
Kaitlyn: AHA not work
Kathleen: go kick yourself
Kaitlyn: ouch!
Kaitlyn: that was mean
Kaitlyn: k we really gotta shut it now
Kaitlyn: Our story is too long
Kathleen: True shutting
Kathleen: Bye people of China ----
Kaitlyn: Aren't we forgetting something……..?
Kathleen: Ooh, right I promised I would tell them what happened with Emmett ok so this is what went down….
The Plan
Kathleen: We were plotting
Kaitlyn: TO RULE THE WORLD!
Kathleen: No we weren't Kaitlyn……what do you think we were doing?
Kaitlyn: But I wanna own 'Pizza Pizza'. *Starts crying*
Kathleen: There, there Kaitlyn you can own Mr. Teddy in this chapter
Kaitlyn: REALLY *happy face*
Kathleen: NO! MY Mr. Teddy
Kathleen: Ok so where's Emmett?
Kaitlyn: I thought you had him?
Kathleen: *slaps head* Grr…you were supposed to get him last night when we sneaked into the Cullen's house
Kaitlyn: Oh I thought we were just there to get this * holds out red ribbon*
Kaitlyn: It's shinny red
Kathleen: Why did you get a piece of string…WHEN YOU COULD HAVE GOTTON EMMETT 4 THIS CHAPTER?
Kaitlyn: Well you said get the garbage from Eclipse so I got the red ribbon from the cover.
Kathleen: I said get the gamer from Eclipse to lure Emmett in not the garbage, and why would the ribbon be in the garbage any ways?
Kaitlyn: I don't know?
Kathleen: I'm getting Emmett, BRB. And don't go looking for Bambi while I'm gone.
*Kathleen walks away to get Emmett*
Kaitlyn: I actually got the ribbon because I'm sellin this baby on eBay.
Kaitlyn: Now EDWARD DON'T YOU DARE EAT BAMBI IF YOUR OUT THERE OR I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE…….um……Mr. Teddy what's the word I'm looking 4?
Mr. Teddy: A disaster?
Kaitlyn: Right…A DIDADTER!
In Action
Kathleen is back with Emmett locked in a cage made of pictures of the old X-Box.
Emmett: NOOOOOO! IT'S so old and un-new. IT'S SO UGLEY!!! GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY!
Kathleen: Ok Emmett have fun with Mr. Teddy
*Kaitlyn locks them both in a plane white room*
Emmett: Hi Mr. Teddy, your cute
Mr. Teddy: E
EMM
EMMET
EMMETT
EMMETT I'M SO FLUFFY
PEOPLE ARENT AFREID OF ME
THEY SNUGGLE AND HUG ME
I KILL
I KILL YOU
IF YOU TOUCH ME
IF YOU TOUCH ME ILL BIGHT OFF YOU HEAD I DON'T CARE IF KATHLEEN AND KAITLYN WILL KILL ME
TEDDY BEARS WILL RULE THE WORLD
MWAHAHA
Emmett: LET ME OUT OF HERE
Emmett: I DON'T WANT TO DIE
Emmett: MOMMY!!!!
Kaitlyn: I wonder what's happening in there?
Kathleen: Let's go check
*Opens door*
Kaitlyn: Aww look Mr. Teddy is hugging Emmett
Emmett: help me!!! Chocking
Kathleen: Mr. Teddy it's not nice to chock people or vampires
Mr. Teddy: KA
KATHA
KATHLEE
KATHLEEN
KATHLEEN IM SO SOFT AND FLUFFY
YOU WILL COME HERE
AND I WILL KILL YOU
THERES A KILLER….TEDDY O N THE LOOSE
AND HE WILL GET YOU, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
HEE HA HEE HA HEE HA
Kaitlyn: I think we should leave
Kathleen: I'm with u on that one
Kathleen: Emmett come on let's go
Emmett: RUN!!!
*we all run away*
*Garry walks in room*
He looks over at the corner
There's a cute fluffy pink teddy bread on the ground with a bow around its neck
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Kathleen: And so people that's what happens when you put an Emmett and a Mr. Teddy in the same room
Kaitlyn: Bye people and we will be back again next week with a talk about some subject I don't know
Kathleen: Ooh, Ooh I know
Kaitlyn: What?
Kathleen: 10
Kaitlyn: WHAT!?!?!?
Kathleen: The answer is 10
Kaitlyn: Where did u get that one from?
Kathleen: FORTUNE COOKIES TELL ALL!!!!!
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Most loved lines…….awarded by me and the voice that talks in my head
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Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY YOUR GONNA DIE KATHLEEN
Caitlyn: YOU BUM
Emmett: IT'S SO OLD
Kathleen: IM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU KAITLYN in my lunch
Mr. Teddy: I WILL KILL YOU
Garry: I'm just hear
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Caitlyn: BYE EVERYONE WHO READS ME…… *we glare at Caitlyn* ……………I MEAN US!!!
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