Therapy for Caitlyn

Kaitlyn: I SAW A FISHY AND ITS CREEPIN IN MA SHADOW

Kaitlyn: SHADOW'S

Kaitlyn: LOL IT'LL JUMP UP AND KICK ME IN THE JALA-PANO

Kaitlyn: IT'LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A HOOK IN THE JAW

Kathleen: Kaitlyn what r u doing

Kaitlyn: SMACK THAT, THE TAIL ON THE FLOOR

Kaitlyn: SMACK THAT, SHOW ME THE DOOR

Kaitlyn: SMACK THAT, TILL I BUY

Kaitlyn: MORE

Kaitlyn: SMACK THAT, MOOOOOOOE!

Kaitlyn: LMAO

Kathleen: Remember were on the internet so make sense please

Caitlyn: ok I know I said I was just going pee but the reason I was so slow was because....

Caitlyn: Oops I mean said and because

Caitlyn: anyway it's because I had a leotard and tights on so those things r a pain and the butt to get on and off

Kaitlyn: lol

Kathleen: ok people this stuff is going on internet so it's like what me and Kaitlyn did b4 remember Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn: oh yes yes

Caitlyn: no I'm not done I got 20 more minutes till!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaitlyn: TURKEY BASTER TIME

Kaitlyn: TAKE ME TO PIZZALAND THEY HAVE A NEW RIDE

Kaitlyn: THE BARFEMOTH

Kaitlyn: IT'LL SURELY MAKE YOU BARF

Kaitlyn: AFTER YOU RECEIVE A FREE PIZZA

Kaitlyn: FOR BEING A COMPLETE NERD!

Caitlyn: oh no I just wasted like an hour of my life now I really do need therapy

Caitlyn: Look I can't even spell AHHHHHHHHHHA

Caitlyn: Wait I'm a nerd

Kaitlyn: Lol

Kaitlyn: AYAYAYAYA I THINK IM LOSING MY MIND

Kaitlyn: I KNOW IT'S GONE WITH MY HEEEEEEAAAD

Caitlyn: hehehehe thought nerd should have y on the end because wait does

Kaitlyn: WITH MY HEAD

Caitlyn: OMG what's happening the room is spinning why isn't anybody talking why does everyone leave

Caitlyn: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kathleen: ok people in the audience if you don't get what's going on neither do I so don't freak out

Caitlyn: of course they get what's going on, even I do and I need therapy

Kathleen: Caitlyn…who's the one with the keyboard/author?

Caitlyn: *Sighs* you are

Kathleen: Thx u

Kaitlyn: LMAO I'M A FANCY TURTLE NUGGET

Kaitlyn: (no turtles were actually turned into nuggets, FYI)

Kaitlyn: LMAO TEHEHE *COUGH COUGH* LAUGH *SNORT* Kaitlyn: HEHE IM A COMPLETE RETARDANDE

Kathleen: ok so Caitlyn why do you need help

Caitlyn: I'm also conductor of the numnum goodgoods

Caitlyn: why do I need help?

Kaitlyn: BECAUSE UR FAT

Kaitlyn: AND NO ONE WILL EVER EVER LOVE YOU

Caitlyn: I don't know because u guys' r always telling me I need help…………am not Kaitlyn!

Kaitlyn: AND NO UR NOT THE LEADER

Kaitlyn: I AM

Kaitlyn: I AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM SO THE LEADER

Caitlyn: just because i call my self a fat whale doesn't mean I'm fat!!!!!!!!!

Kaitlyn: I BOUGHT THE TICKETS TO GO SEE DORA LIVE I SHOULD BE LEADER NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIRR!

Caitlyn: LOL

Caitlyn: CAN I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaitlyn: OMG NO

Kaitlyn: SINCE U LIED TO ME

Caitlyn: I WANNA COME SEE DORA IF U DONT LET ME COME

Kaitlyn: U TOLD ME THERE WAS NO TURKEY IN THE FRIDGE

Kaitlyn: BUT THERE WAS

Kaitlyn: IT WAS UNDER THE NEW JAR OF MAYONAISE

Kaitlyn: WHICH U ALSO SAID WE DIDNT HAVE

Caitlyn: I'M GONNA PEE IN THE LEGO BIN INSTEAD OF CRAP IN IT

Kaitlyn: AWW BUT IT'S TOO FULL OF CRAPO AS IT IS DONT MAKE IT OVERFLOW

Caitlyn: AND IM GONNA BECOME A SKINNY FAT WHALE~

Kaitlyn: YOUR STAIN THE NEW TILES!

Caitlyn: NONO U NINNY

Kaitlyn: NOOOOOO

Kaitlyn: UYR THE NANNY

Kaitlyn: IMN NO NANNY

Caitlyn: THERE COLOURED ALREADY SO ILL MAKE THEM A NICE BROWN GREEN COLOUR

Caitlyn: NO NINNY U NINNY ITS ENGLISH U NINNYHEHE NINNY

Kaitlyn: NOOO

Kaitlyn: IT'S NANNY

Kathleen: ok people were having a slight problem here

Caitlyn: WHY!!!!

Kaitlyn: SINCE NANNIES ARE FAT AND IM NOT SKINNY Kaitlyn: ENOUGHT TO BE A NINNY

Kathleen: GOD, where's Garry when you need him?

Kaitlyn: CUZ NINNY SOUNDS LIKESKINNY AND IM A NANNY SINCE IM SKANNY

Kaitlyn: LKMAO

Caitlyn: NO PRBLEMS UR A NINNY SO DEAL WITH IT

Caitlyn: WAT LKMAO WAT DOES THAT MEAN

Kaitlyn: THAT I'M FAT

Kaitlyn: REMEMBER THAT

Kaitlyn: TELL UR CHILDREN

Kaitlyn: AND UR GRANDCHILDREN

Kaitlyn: AND THEIR GRANDCHILDREN

Kaitlyn: AND THEIR SECOND COUSINS

Caitlyn: HEHE RYMING IS FUNNY

Kaitlyn: Oh and that strange aunt that sits in the corner

Kaitlyn: lol

Caitlyn: LOL WAT ABOUT THERE THIRD COUSINS ONCE REMOVED?

Kaitlyn: No

Caitlyn: ok I'm finished talking in caps now

Kaitlyn: it was their seventh cousin 9 times removed

Caitlyn: OK!!!!

Caitlyn: ok now I'm done

Kaitlyn: lmao so much for that

Kaitlyn: sure

Kaitlyn: just wait for it...........................

Caitlyn: talk I feel alone and jittery

Kaitlyn: lol

Kathleen: Ok Caitlyn how do you feel about Edward Cullen...hmm?

Caitlyn: My stomach gets all tight and I feel like a fat and lonely whale

Kaitlyn: that's because

Kaitlyn: u r stomach is flat

Kaitlyn: it is tight

Kaitlyn: and u is a fat and lonely wale

Caitlyn: hmmmmmmmm....it's Edward Cullen I feel great towards him especially when I'm near him

Kathleen: and when is that

Caitlyn: I don't wanna be lonely the fat thing I can handle

Caitlyn: I donno now I'm confused to many conversations at once

Kathleen: and were on air 2 top it off

Caitlyn: let's do yoga tomorrow

Caitlyn: yayayayayay now I won't be the only one that's confused

Kathleen: why r we doing yoga on the internet and at therapy

Kaitlyn: lolllllllllllllll

Kaitlyn: It could be called

Caitlyn: no I mean tomorrow u ninny

Kaitlyn: IYOGA

Caitlyn: OMG guys I only have like 2 more minutes

Caitlyn: so talk or type which ever u prefer fast!!!!!

Kathleen: and were only done 4 pages of random stuff that makes no sense what so ever

Caitlyn: can u tell how many people have read ur stories???

Caitlyn: yayay that's even better

Kaitlyn: PHHHH LIKE I BET A GAZILLION

Kaitlyn: IM LEAVING

Kaitlyn: GOODBYE BYESSS

Caitlyn: we should do this again tomorrow

Kaitlyn has left the conversation.

Caitlyn: no Kaitlyn ur a bummmm

Kathleen: ok so I guess its one on one therapy now

Kaitlyn has been added to the conversation.

Kathleen: or two on two hi Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn: NOOO NOOZ

Kaitlyn has left the conversation.

Caitlyn: hi at school we will run/walk together for the terry fox

Kaitlyn has been added to the conversation.

Caitlyn: u bum stop leaving

Kaitlyn: he-he

Caitlyn: and we will talk about our therapy session tomorrow

Kaitlyn: I am a butt

Kaitlyn: Thank you for noticing

Kaitlyn: BYEE BYEEZ

Kaitlyn has left the conversation.

Caitlyn: ok well I G2G now bye!!!!

Caitlyn: BYE RANDOM PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW OR WILL EVER MEET

Kathleen: Ok so this made no total sense what so ever so yeah it's just me and Kaitlyn now

Kathleen: say hi 2 the people Kaitlyn again

Kaitlyn: NOO NOOZ

Kaitlyn: ME DONE TALKING

Kathleen: YOU BUM

Kaitlyn: LEAVEESZZZZZ ME ALONESZZ

Kathleen: But were still on

Kaitlyn: No we aint

Kaitlyn: ma brother the sausage

Kaitlyn: WE DONE HERE

Kathleen: ok audience I guess were done here with this chapter even though I have no clue what's going on between u and Caitlyn, Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn: HEHE

Kaitlyn: BYEEZ WORLD

Kaitlyn: btw, I'm not really mental

Kaitlyn: it's JUST THE PILLS

Kaitlyn: KATHLEEN DRUGGED ME!!

Kaitlyn: SHELL DRUG U TOO IF U DONT WATCH HER

Kathleen: NO I DON'T

Kaitlyn: VERY CLOSELY!

Kathleen: MEANIE NOW PEOPLE THINK IM A DRUGGIE IM MAKING U SAY THIS IN THIS CHAPTER

Kaitlyn: LMAO

Kathleen: at the end of every sentence you will always say in my pants

Kaitlyn: U DARENT IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: I WILL NOT IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: YOU CAN'T DO THIS IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: IT'S NOT FAIR IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: STOP IT IN MY PANTS!

Kaitlyn: GOD THIS SOUNDS SOO WRONG IN MY PANTS!

Kaitlyn: OH GOD EWW IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: EVEN WORSE IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: DEAR GOD IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: STOPPPPPP IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: PLEASE IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: IT'S KILLING ME IN MY PANTS

Kathleen: ha-ha I'm not stopping till u say sorry

Kaitlyn: OK THAT AS JUST HELLARIOUS IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: OK IN MY PANTS, IM SORRY IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: EWW K SERIOUSLY STOP THAT IT'S JUST GETTING WRONGER AND WRONGER IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: EWWWWWW IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: STOPPPP IT IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: DEAR GOD PLEASE IM SORRY IN MY PANTS

Kathleen: kk fine its off now

Kaitlyn: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU IN MY PANTS

Kathleen: ha-ha I lied

Kaitlyn: !

Kaitlyn: MEANIE in MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: I CAN'T HAVE A FAIR FIGHT IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: LMAOOOOO IN MY PANTS!

Kaitlyn: PLEASE IN MY PANTS

Kathleen: that's the glory of being the author

Kaitlyn: STOPPP IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: I'LL DO ANYTHING IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: OH GOD WRONGGGGGG! IN MY PANTS

Kathleen: ha-ha eww you're so wrong Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn: I AM NOT IT'S THE IN MY PANTS THING IN MY PANTS

Kathleen: fine in a 1 a 2 a 1, 2, 3, 4 it's off now

Kaitlyn: PLEASE

Kaitlyn: IM SERIOUS

Kaitlyn: HEY

Kaitlyn: YOU TURNED IT OFF

Kaitlyn: THANK YOU THANKS YOU!!!!!

Kaitlyn: it was off a minute ago in my pants

Kaitlyn: DAMNIT IN MY PANYS

Kaitlyn: U PUT IT BACK IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: LMAO IN MY PANTS

Kathleen: MWAHAHA

Kathleen: were on page 7 now on word perfect WERE ALL YOUR WORDS COME TRUE

Kaitlyn: NOO PLEASE IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: EWW IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: SERIOUSLY IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: PLEASEEEEEEEEE STOP IT IN MY PANTS

Kaitlyn: OMG IN MY PANTS

Kathleen: fine this time it's off

Kathleen: ok in my lunch

Kathleen: DUDE WHAT DID YOU DO in my lunch

Kathleen: COME BACK in my lunch

Kathleen: IM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU KAITLYN in my lunch

Kaitlyn: lmao I'm good

Kaitlyn: I've done good

Kaitlyn: now u shall say everything ending with my mamma

Kathleen: ......? My mamma

Kathleen: AHHHHHH my mamma

Kathleen: not funny my mamma

Kaitlyn: teeheeh

Kaitlyn: how about this

Kaitlyn: now you shall say

Kathleen: you shall say I LOVE YOU BOY at the beginning of every sentence my mamma

Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY everything ending with my face

Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY YOUR GONNA DIE KATHLEEN

Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY ONE OF THESE DAYS

Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY SOMEONE WILL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND DRAG YOU ONTO THE STREET

Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY AND YOU WILL BE SHOT

Kathleen: ha-ha I took mine off

Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY MWAMWAMA

Kaitlyn: so did I

Kaitlyn: were both free

Kaitlyn: now I take away your powers to take off your own

Kathleen: FREE

Kaitlyn: now I make you say in my pants at the end of each sentence

Kathleen: crap

Kathleen: ha-ha its doesn't work

Kaitlyn: k lemmee try again

Kaitlyn: PRESTA!

Kathleen: what r u some kinda magician Oh My God

Kathleen: NOOOO Oh My God

Kaitlyn: MWAHAHA

Kathleen: What's going on? Oh My God

Kaitlyn: lmao

Kaitlyn: GOD I SAID PRESTA NOT PRESTO

Kaitlyn: OH WELL

Kaitlyn: good enough

Kaitlyn: k here

Kaitlyn: I wish I wish,

Kaitlyn: that Kathleen's problem will fix,

Kaitlyn: then become worse,

Kaitlyn: when she says in my pants at the end of each verse! PRESTO!!!

Kathleen: you suck its doesn't work that way

Kaitlyn: k then

Kaitlyn: k then

Kaitlyn: u say in my pants at the end of each sentence PESTO!

Kaitlyn: oh god

Kaitlyn: I said pesto

Kaitlyn: what happen now?

Kathleen: not gunna happen dude

Kaitlyn: aha

Kaitlyn: DUDE

Kathleen: ok so all off now capeesh?

Kaitlyn: mean

Kaitlyn: AHA not work

Kathleen: go kick yourself

Kaitlyn: ouch!

Kaitlyn: that was mean

Kaitlyn: k we really gotta shut it now

Kaitlyn: Our story is too long

Kathleen: True shutting

Kathleen: Bye people of China ----

Kaitlyn: Aren't we forgetting something……..?

Kathleen: Ooh, right I promised I would tell them what happened with Emmett ok so this is what went down….

The Plan

Kathleen: We were plotting

Kaitlyn: TO RULE THE WORLD!

Kathleen: No we weren't Kaitlyn……what do you think we were doing?

Kaitlyn: But I wanna own 'Pizza Pizza'. *Starts crying*

Kathleen: There, there Kaitlyn you can own Mr. Teddy in this chapter

Kaitlyn: REALLY *happy face*

Kathleen: NO! MY Mr. Teddy

Kathleen: Ok so where's Emmett?

Kaitlyn: I thought you had him?

Kathleen: *slaps head* Grr…you were supposed to get him last night when we sneaked into the Cullen's house

Kaitlyn: Oh I thought we were just there to get this * holds out red ribbon*

Kaitlyn: It's shinny red

Kathleen: Why did you get a piece of string…WHEN YOU COULD HAVE GOTTON EMMETT 4 THIS CHAPTER?

Kaitlyn: Well you said get the garbage from Eclipse so I got the red ribbon from the cover.

Kathleen: I said get the gamer from Eclipse to lure Emmett in not the garbage, and why would the ribbon be in the garbage any ways?

Kaitlyn: I don't know?

Kathleen: I'm getting Emmett, BRB. And don't go looking for Bambi while I'm gone.

*Kathleen walks away to get Emmett*

Kaitlyn: I actually got the ribbon because I'm sellin this baby on eBay.

Kaitlyn: Now EDWARD DON'T YOU DARE EAT BAMBI IF YOUR OUT THERE OR I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE…….um……Mr. Teddy what's the word I'm looking 4?

Mr. Teddy: A disaster?

Kaitlyn: Right…A DIDADTER!

In Action

Kathleen is back with Emmett locked in a cage made of pictures of the old X-Box.

Emmett: NOOOOOO! IT'S so old and un-new. IT'S SO UGLEY!!! GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY!

Kathleen: Ok Emmett have fun with Mr. Teddy

*Kaitlyn locks them both in a plane white room*

Emmett: Hi Mr. Teddy, your cute

Mr. Teddy: E

EMM

EMMET

EMMETT

EMMETT I'M SO FLUFFY

PEOPLE ARENT AFREID OF ME

THEY SNUGGLE AND HUG ME

I KILL

I KILL YOU

IF YOU TOUCH ME

IF YOU TOUCH ME ILL BIGHT OFF YOU HEAD I DON'T CARE IF KATHLEEN AND KAITLYN WILL KILL ME

TEDDY BEARS WILL RULE THE WORLD

MWAHAHA

Emmett: LET ME OUT OF HERE

Emmett: I DON'T WANT TO DIE

Emmett: MOMMY!!!!

Kaitlyn: I wonder what's happening in there?

Kathleen: Let's go check

*Opens door*

Kaitlyn: Aww look Mr. Teddy is hugging Emmett

Emmett: help me!!! Chocking

Kathleen: Mr. Teddy it's not nice to chock people or vampires

Mr. Teddy: KA

KATHA

KATHLEE

KATHLEEN

KATHLEEN IM SO SOFT AND FLUFFY

YOU WILL COME HERE

AND I WILL KILL YOU

THERES A KILLER….TEDDY O N THE LOOSE

AND HE WILL GET YOU, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO

HEE HA HEE HA HEE HA

Kaitlyn: I think we should leave

Kathleen: I'm with u on that one

Kathleen: Emmett come on let's go

Emmett: RUN!!!

*we all run away*

*Garry walks in room*

He looks over at the corner

There's a cute fluffy pink teddy bread on the ground with a bow around its neck

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Kathleen: And so people that's what happens when you put an Emmett and a Mr. Teddy in the same room

Kaitlyn: Bye people and we will be back again next week with a talk about some subject I don't know

Kathleen: Ooh, Ooh I know

Kaitlyn: What?

Kathleen: 10

Kaitlyn: WHAT!?!?!?

Kathleen: The answer is 10

Kaitlyn: Where did u get that one from?

Kathleen: FORTUNE COOKIES TELL ALL!!!!!

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Most loved lines…….awarded by me and the voice that talks in my head

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Kaitlyn: I LOVE YOU BOY YOUR GONNA DIE KATHLEEN

Caitlyn: YOU BUM

Emmett: IT'S SO OLD

Kathleen: IM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU KAITLYN in my lunch

Mr. Teddy: I WILL KILL YOU

Garry: I'm just hear

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Caitlyn: BYE EVERYONE WHO READS ME…… *we glare at Caitlyn* ……………I MEAN US!!!

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