This chapter could get interesting... :P

I wouldn't get used to all the mushy lovey-dovey-ness (way to make up my own word XD)


During lunch while sitting at a table next to my winged boyfriend, Peach and Zelda, and the blonde bounty hunter Samus, I spotted Ike and Link three tables away from us.

They seemed cheerful as they ate their food and talked over random matters like everyone else, especially Link; most likely due to what they were doing last night. I heard noises coming from their room late at night and into the early hours of the morning before the sun had even risen; and they kept me from getting the beauty sleep that I needed.

But it was gratifying.

The...'suggestive'...noises that I was hearing were, sadly, a complete turn on for me. The moans and cries of bliss penetrated through the walls of two rooms before me, which was probably why Samus and Mario looked so sleep-deprived this morning.

And I was no different.

-Flashback: Last Night-

"Ohhhh! Yes, IKE! Hnnn...Yes...ahh!"

I groaned as I pulled my pillow over my head, trying to block out the excessive noise. Pit groaned next to me as well, snuggling closer into my arms.

"H-Haa...Link...!"

Pit's snowy wings wrapped around me, enclosing both of us in a gentle embrace. He sighed softly. We were close enough so that I could feel his heart beating gently, a soothing pulse that lulled me-

"IKEEE!"

Damn it.

I slipped out of his embrace slowly. Tiptoeing out the door in my pajamas and being careful not to wake my sleeping angel, I crept down the hall until I reached the source of the noise; Ike and Link's room. I knocked firmly, rolling my eyes as they grew silent with the exception of a little, barely audible peep from Link."O-One second..." Ike called. I heard footsteps in the room and then a bang .The mercenary hissed, and then I made out a soft "Are you alright?" from Link .

Finally Ike opened the door with a blanket around his waist.

"Marth?" He asked. "What are you doing up so late?" I sighed. "I'm up because of you two." He gave a nervous chuckle."You're actually not that loud, but I think you might wanna put a hand over Link's mouth when he's -" "-Yeah." he interjected. " Sorry...we'll keep it down ." I smirked slightly. "Thanks."

-Flashback End-

Needless to say, they did quiet down, and I slept a little better that night. Hell, I slept better than a cat on Ambien until Pit woke me up to tell me that he heard more noise coming from their room. Soon after, we heard a harsh yell of "SHUT. UP!" from the room across the hallway, and they went back to silence. At the moment, I continued eating lunch with my friends, chatting about recent matches and such. Apparently Pikachu, Sonic, Peach and Ikehad a match right after lunch, so they ate quickly and soon after we all departed towards the stadium.


Pit and I found seats near the middle row in the sets of chairs lining the stadium. The noise was relentless, the roar of the crowd of spectators and smashers alike sounding in my ears. The weather was beautiful; it was the middle of autumn, after all. The air smelled of weapon oil and smoke from previous brawls mixed with fresh air carried by the fall breeze; an odd but pleasing combination. It reminded me of my home in Altea; the battles I had faced and my army. "Marth!" Pit yelled over the crowd. "The match's about to start!"

I looked up to the floating platform at his words. All four brawlers were in their fighting stances, anxious to begin. Peach smoothed her hair and her pink dress, a confident smile playing on her her young face. An electric spark bounced from Pikachu's red cheeks,and he squeaked excitedly. Sonic hiked up his boots, throwing a determined grin at the crowd. Ike spun his sword Ragnell confidently. He turned, crimson cape fluttering behind him, and winked at the blonde Hylian behind me; Link grinned from ear to pointed ear, blue eyes shimmering in the bright sunlight. He stuck two fingers in his mouth and whistled loudly. Ike smiled back at him.

So cute...

Suddenly, the crowd's noise died down slightly as a booming voice sounded.

Three, two, one, GO!

All four fighters leapt into action at once. Ike backflipped through the air, swinging his golden blade down onto the unsuspecting Sonic, who caught the move out of the corner of his eye and bolted at...well...sonic speed. Pikachu squeaked a portion of his own name "Pika!", summoning a fierce bolt of lightning from above and shocking Ike, who trembled momentarily as the effects of the shock stunned him. Princess Zelda winced next to me. "That's gotta hurt." Pit remarked. There was a loud crack as a crate was opened by Peach, and a multitude of items littered the ground.

Behind the smashers, a large screen showed their damage meters each displaying their names, images, and symbols. Ike's damage was at seventy-four percent, Pikachu's at fifty-nine, Peach's at a fairly low forty-nine and Sonic's at fifty-eight.

The match progressed until the last smasher standing was Peach, who we congratulated shortly after the match. Ike had come in second, Pikachu in third and Sonic in fourth, but it was a fun match to watch considering how action-packed and intense it had gotten. Ike suffered a sprained wrist and a few scratches; nothing serious.

He's so strong...

Damn it.

For I had a secret going in my head. Something that I would not tell anyone, something completely confidential. But it was something I had to get off my chest.

I wanted him.


I talked to Pit later that day, and the butterflies in my stomach were fluttering like they were ready to burst out of me. The cherub was so sweet, so cute...

It was sickening.

Sickening that I had to do this to him. But every time I stared at the bluenette mercenary, I fell for his undeniable charm and beauty. His deep cobalt eyes, his handsome laugh, his flawless, light skin.

The blonde Hylian always by his side was the only problem, as well as my current boyfriend.

"What do you think?" Pit's melodious voice chirped to me, bringing me out of my momentary train of thought. "Huh...?" I asked dumbly. "I said, what do you think about going out to eat tonight with Ike and Link? Like, a double date?" I frowned. "Pit...there's something I have to talk to you about."


Oooh, Marth...you bad boy... XD Someone's about to get DUMPED! poor Pit...everything bad always happens to his poor little angelic soul. *hugs Pit* 3